A bizarre incident recently occurred in Lianhua Brigade. It is said that when an elderly couple got up, they found their son sleeping in a latrine!

When the man woke up, he cried and screamed, saying that someone had pushed him in.

When asked who he was, he refused to say, so everyone in the group thought he was mentally ill.

Even the matchmaker his mother had arranged for him to find a partner cancelled the deal with their family.

Lin Yi heard about this from his friend and even came back to ask his uncle.

As the captain, Lin Aiguo naturally knew about this. "That guy isn't mentally ill; he's probably just asleep and dreaming."

Lin Yi thought this explanation was unlikely: "Who would dream of falling into a cesspool? Besides, he said someone pushed him, but he won't say who it was..."

Lin Aiguo dismissed him, saying, "Don't be like those old men and women, always asking about these things. Go and learn."

Lin Yi pouted, "If you can't win an argument, you make someone study, humph." But she still obediently went back to her books.

He recently read newspapers to elderly people until his throat was hoarse, and he's thinking of developing a small loudspeaker so he doesn't have to shout.

So I picked up those physics and mechanics books again and started studying them.

This incident quickly became a story, and even Tie Dan and Xiao Bao knew about it.

They often play with other children outside, and when they come back, they tell Lin Yu that the children told them that anyone who lies will be punished by falling into a cesspool.

It's obvious that the children's parents are just fooling them.

Lin Yu didn't expose him.

He simply said, "Then you'd better behave and not lie, or you'll fall into the cesspool!"

Xiao Bao was shaking his head so hard he almost fell off. He was a clean freak, and the latrine was too dirty!

"Xiao Bao doesn't lie, he's a good boy."

Little Iron Egg's eyes darted around; he was clearly a mischievous troublemaker. "Adults are all lying to children, Uncle Xiao Bao. Don't believe them. Otherwise, how come I didn't fall into the latrine?"

Lin Yu narrowed her eyes: "Oh? What lie did you tell?"

Little Iron Egg covered his mouth, oh no, he had accidentally let it slip.

He looked around, trying to slip away, but Lin Yu grabbed him.

"Tell me quickly, or I won't give you any of the good food, I'll only give it to Xiaobao."

"No, Auntie." Little Tiedan is very sensible; his aunt is the most generous in the family and often gives them delicious snacks.

There are also snacks I've never seen before, said to be from out of town, called potato chips or chocolate.

I always secretly give them the food, so no one else knows.

After thinking for a moment, he said, "I'll tell you secretly, but don't tell anyone else."

Lin Yu nodded, "Okay, I'll listen."

She didn't agree; if the child did something wrong, she would still tell her older brother and sister-in-law.

Little Iron Egg looked around and whispered in her ear, "Last time I wet the bed, I put my little blanket on my sister's bed, and Mom and Dad thought it was my sister who peed on it."

He was quite pleased with himself, thinking that no one knew he had wet the bed.

This kid is hilarious.

Didn't he know that his sister was wearing diapers and couldn't possibly wet the bed?

And his blanket is different from his sister's blanket.

His parents probably know what's going on, but they just don't want to expose him.

Lin Yu didn't tell him the truth either, "Okay, I understand. I will definitely not tell anyone else."

However, while lying may not necessarily lead to falling into a latrine, every time we lie, the gods remember it.

"After saying it a hundred times, Little Gigi will fall off."

Children this age already know the differences between themselves and girls. When they hear that lying will cause them to lose their penis and become a little girl, they are naturally unhappy.

Little Iron Egg stamped his feet anxiously: "What should we do? What should we do?"

Lin Yu smiled and said to him, "Grandpa Fairy likes honest and good children. As long as you admit your mistakes, you will get rid of one punishment."

Little Iron Egg nodded: "If I admit my mistake to Mom and Dad, does that mean I didn't lie?"

That's right.

"I understand!" Little Iron Egg seemed to have been pardoned and immediately rushed out to find his parents.

Xiao Bao looked at Lin Yu and smiled shyly.

Lin Yu gestured for him to come over: "Xiao Bao, is there anything you want to say to your sister?"

Xiao Bao whispered in her ear, "Sister was lying to Tie Dan, right? Lying won't turn you into a girl, because we were born boys."

Lin Yu was amazed by Xiao Bao's intelligence.

At such a young age, he has already observed things very carefully and understands that everyone's gender is innate.

This is probably related to the fact that he lived in a family that favored sons over daughters. He often heard Wang Zhaodi talk about how great it was to have a daughter or a son.

He knew he was that son.

Knowing that he didn't have to do anything after being born, he would receive his mother's love simply because he was a boy.

Lin Yu then asked him, "So, do you think it's better to be a boy or a girl?"

Xiao Bao frowned and thought for a moment, then, feeling a little embarrassed, clutched the hem of his clothes and said, "It's good to be a boy, but Mom doesn't like it when I'm a girl. My sister is so sad."

Don't think that just because a child is young, he doesn't know; he can see his sister's disappointment and sadness.

"When I grow up, I will protect girls and never let my sister be sad or upset."

Lin Yu felt gratified that although the child grew up in such a family, he did not become like Wang Zhaodi's younger brother.

"Who told you this?"

Xiao Bao's answer was: "Tiedan protects his sister, Second Brother and Little Brother are good to their sister, and Xiao Bao is also good to his sister."

Yes, Tie Dan's parents are not sexist; they teach him to be a good older brother and to protect his younger sister.

Lin Yuan and Lin Yi are very kind to their older and younger sisters and never bully them.

Xiao Bao, having witnessed firsthand how the boys in his family treated the girls, naturally didn't treat his sisters like his uncle did.

Da Niu was inside the house and overheard their conversation.

With a smile on her lips, she returned to her desk and added a character to her novel...

...

The minor incident at Lianhua Brigade was quickly quelled; the person who fell into the latrine now insists that he fell in on his own.

This further convinced people that the person was dreaming.

Of course, Lin Aiguo, who knew the truth, was not so relaxed.

What did you do to him?

"I didn't do anything, and I didn't let him know who I am."

You don't need to do that.

"Really? I think it's necessary. If a toad wants to eat swan meat, we have to make him realize what he is."

Of course, over the years, Lin Aiguo has gotten used to it; he's always been willful.

After this incident, that person couldn't find a good partner and will probably only be able to talk about widows or second marriages.

Isn't it good as it is now?

The man smiled dismissively...