Woke up to find herself transmigrated as a small, parentless cannon fodder character in a book. What?! The cannon fodder even had a love-struck brain? How annoying!
When did her, Lu Wensheng&...
So I didn’t care whether I should move my household registration or not.
Thinking of what Li Youliang said about Shengsheng tricking these people into coming here, he turned his eyes and asked Li Xiangyang next to him:
"Brother, did they offend Shengsheng?"
Li Xiangyang didn't expect that he would ask this. After a pause, he replied:
"Yes, that's right. They have been spreading bad things about Shengsheng in the village for a while."
After Chen Cheng got the answer he wanted, he smiled a slightly sinister and evil smile:
"Brother, I'm going to cause you trouble. Come to my house for a drink tonight and I'll apologize to you!"
"Huh??? What are you talking about? What kind of trouble is this? You still have to drink."
Li Xiangyang was at a loss. Even Li Youliang, who was squatting nearby and listening to their conversation, looked even more confused. He suddenly had a bad premonition.
"Hey, you'll know soon enough!"
Seeing that there were a lot of small stones used for road construction nearby, Chen Cheng picked up five of them from the ground and, with the father and son looking at each other with the same confused expressions, threw them out.
The five small stones appeared in front of them in the blink of an eye.
Immediately afterwards, five muffled sounds of "bang bang bang bang!" were heard.
Li Xiangyang and Li Youliang watched helplessly as Chen Cheng used five small stones to shoot five old women into the manure pit...
"Oh my god! This is terrible!"
Li Xiangyang didn't even have time to crack melon seeds. He quickly stood up from behind the tree and ran towards the manure pit.
I just ran a few steps and turned back:
"No, no, I can't go over there."
Li Youliang was about to run there with his father, but when he saw his father coming back, he asked in confusion:
"Why?"
Li Xiangyang believes that it is better to let his fellow Taoist die than to let this poor Taoist die:
"It stinks. I may not be able to eat lunch today. Go and call your eldest brother and Fuguier to come over."
Li Youliang curled his lips and dared not speak: "..."
It's definitely his father's style...
After he left, Li Xiangyang and Chen Cheng squatted back under the tree and said with emotion:
"Tsk tsk tsk, they are so miserable, you and Shengsheng are indeed father and son.
Two days ago, she just put an old woman into the cesspool. She finally climbed out, but today you put her in again, and there are four more people with her."
Chen Cheng looked at the corners of his lips that couldn't be suppressed, and couldn't help but say:
"Why are you pretending, little old man? If you are happy, just laugh. I won't laugh at you anyway."
Li Xiangyang finally stopped holding back and laughed out loud.
He didn't care what method Chen Cheng used to get those people into the septic tank from such a long distance. He only knew that the anger that he had been holding in his heart for several years had finally come out.
These old ladies in the village have been gossiping about his family more than once or twice, but since he hasn't caught them in the act, it's difficult to deal with them.
Besides, since we all live in the same village, it wouldn't be good for things to get too awkward.
Besides, if we push them into a corner, they might do something bad, which would be even more disgusting.
So he has turned a blind eye and indulged them until now.
Now it’s all right! The anger that had been lingering in my heart has finally dissipated.
Seeing the way he was laughing, Chen Cheng was afraid that he would accidentally faint, so he quickly took out a bottle of quick-acting heart pills from the space and held it in his hand, ready to feed the pills to the old man in case something went wrong!
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At this time, the people in the manure pit were really helpless. God knew how they all ended up in the manure pit while fighting.
Oh my god, the smell goes straight to the top of my head. My body feels icy and cold. I want to faint but I don't dare to.
I’m afraid that if I really faint and sink to the bottom, what if no one can find me?
They don't want to appear in the fields next spring.
In fact, when the five of them were fighting, there were several groups of people paying attention to this side at the same time, including new and old educated youth.
Especially Ma Yingjie, because he had seen a big fight a few days ago, when he heard them quarreling today, he was secretly expecting something.
Finally, he lived up to his expectations. The five people fell into the manure pit while quarreling.
He was so happy that he jumped up and ran to Han Muchen, shouting:
"Brother Chen, Brother Chen, those five golden flowers finally fell into the manure pit and turned into five shit flowers!"
Han Muchen and Meng Qingtang were mixing cement. When they heard what he said, they quickly threw down their shovels and ran towards the manure pit.
Just kidding, I felt sorry for not seeing it last time, I must see it enough this time!
But before they got close, the two of them quickly stopped their feet. It was because the smell was too strong!
After a while, a group of people gathered around, and it was old man Li who stood up to control the situation.
"What are you staring at? Go and rescue the person. It's still the same old rule. Each person who participates in the rescue will get two eggs. After you rescue the person, go to their house and get them."
Because of the experience from last time, they were able to quickly rescue all of them this time.
Although two eggs are nothing to Lu Wensheng and his friends, they are a huge income for the villagers.
Just do the math, if each person has two eggs, that would be ten eggs for five people, which is enough!
So there were a lot of people going up to rescue people this time. Lu Hao roughly counted them and found that there must be more than 30 people!
Tsk tsk tsk, not to mention falling into a cesspool, you're also bleeding profusely, how miserable~
When Li Youliang brought Li Zhenguo and Li Fugui here, the people had already been fished out. When Li Youliang went to call for help, he did not say that these people were taken away by his uncle.
So when they arrived at the scene, they started to criticize those five "shit-dropping chickens"
"There is no one else in this village day by day, and you are the only ones who have too much trouble. Instead of building a good road, you can also create some exotic scenes.
Since you guys like to run to the manure pit so much, let you guys carry all the manure in the village before the New Year, so you don’t have to be bored!"
Then he yelled at the men: "It's already in such a bad state, why don't you take it home and leave it here? It looks good!"
The five golden shit flowers felt that they had lost all their face and dignity and didn't want to stay here any longer. They got up from the ground one by one and ran faster than rabbits.
I have to go home quickly to wash off the smell on my body. Damn it, if they knew who got me into that manure pit, he would definitely be in big trouble.
Chen Cheng: Can’t eat it? Yes, I can! Come on!