70s: The Commander's Little Zombie Goes to Listen to Gossip Again

Zhou Shi was a smart zombie who would push a cart to find supplies because humans said, "If you have grain, don't panic."

She would use her brain to speak, because she heard that ...

Chapter 605 Dad, uphold male virtues!

The three people in the office were trying not to laugh; they were truly a family of clowns.

"Sister-in-law's successor, may I ask what brings you here?" Shen Yijin slowed his voice to match.

"No need for your business, I'm just informing the police that I'm also a top scholar, a junior top scholar, full marks."

Its tone was incredibly proud; even without seeing anyone, you could imagine its haughty, puffed-out posture. If it had a tail, it would probably wag it very happily.

It turns out he overheard his mother on the phone bragging and asking for praise, saying it was a one-to-one replica.

Shen Yijin imagined the little darling with a round little belly, holding a microphone bigger than her little face, waiting to be praised.

It does seem quite plausible.

I've already praised you once, so there's no need to save my breath for a few more words, mainly because I can't save them anyway.

"So our sixth-year students were also top scorers! No wonder they are the sons of a top scorer, they are really amazing."

"Yes, yes, I'm the best, Uncle. Tell my little brothers that since our boss is so great, they have to be great too."

His heart and eyes were filled with the boss's expectations for his younger brother.

Being the boss is really not easy.

Being the eldest child of a toddler wearing open-crotch pants is even more difficult.

Eh~

Upon hearing this sigh, Shen Yijin couldn't help but laugh out loud.

For such a young age, he has a lot to worry about.

"Okay, okay, Uncle will inform them for you. The sixth grader is the best."

"Uncle, and Xiao Liu too." This time it was Xiao Liu's sweet, childlike voice.

"Xiao Liu was also the top scholar."

Okay, so your family has taken all the top scholars.

"Yes, yes, Xiao Liu is the best too."

Shen Yijin was just trying to coax the child, and without realizing it, he said the word "most" too often, and then unleashed his big mouth.

"Uncle, you said I was the best when you were talking, but now you say Xiao Liu is the best. That's an extra word, it's not fair."

She spoke such a long passage in one breath that Shen Yijin could even hear her constantly slurping her saliva; it must have been tough on the child.

"Where it's unfair, I'm the best!" Little Six said, hands on his chubby hips, trying to prove himself.

"No, they are all her successors, they must be just as good."

Da Liu didn't give an inch, and because he was in a hurry, his speech became much faster.

"Yes."

"That's not right."

The two little ones started arguing, their faces flushed, each with their own valid points.

The childish voice became even sharper after being raised.

The microphone was very loud, and Li Pengfei and Ding Youliang could hear it clearly. They were laughing so hard they almost couldn't live anymore.

Is it impossible for my sister-in-law to have a successor?

Hahaha.

I can imagine the scene of two little ones in diapers arguing heatedly over an extra word.

Who would have thought that even though the two little rascals weren't on the island, the legend could still be passed down?

Shen Yijin was at her wit's end and decided to play dumb.

"Huh? Did I say that? Big Six, you might have misheard me. I said Big Six is ​​the most amazing, and Little Six is ​​also the most amazing."

There was a sound of the microphone being taken away. "What are my top choices?"

Shen Yijin: ...These three women are really letting him have his way.

"Sister-in-law is the best, Big Six is ​​the best, Little Six is ​​the best."

Treat everyone equally, and dare not utter another word.

Li Pengfei and Ding Youliang grinned and laughed silently as they watched the master of impartiality being forced to reform.

Fortunately, this was Lao Xiao's old office. Shi Shi was used to calling here instead of the call center; otherwise, she might not have known who would have answered the phone.

The phone call finally ended, and Deputy Division Commander Shen's forehead was covered in a thin layer of sweat, even though it was winter.

"Old Shen, you better keep a close eye on this phone. Shishi's successor lives up to her name, hahaha."

Li Pengfei patted his stomach and made a mischievous suggestion.

Ding Youliang didn't say it aloud, but he meant the same thing.

The two men laughed heartily with sympathetic expressions as they left the office, leaving Shen Bingshan staring at the silent telephone with twitching lips.

Chief Xiao must have had a tough time coaxing the kids back then, since he was always the one answering the phone. Of all the knowledge he gained, he probably used the most words of praise.

Should I go back and look through the dictionary to collect more words to praise people?

Shishi tapped on the table.

"What are you doing? You're all my successors. I only have two 'most' titles, and you've already passed them on to me. What more do you want?"

The two little ones snorted, grabbed the chubby boy's arm, and turned their heads away from each other.

Beibei and Duoduo sat on the carpeted floor, quietly watching their two nieces argue.

Chou Chou, Xiao Shi, and Nan Nan are building with blocks. These are the blocks they have in stock. There are still many more, and these are the patterns that can be taken out.

Zhang Tong came in with five baby bottles. He had just mixed the milk when he saw the atmosphere and was puzzled.

"What's wrong? Did you have a fight?"

The two little ones rarely bicker; they're usually very close and love each other like brothers. What's going on?

"Mom, Shen Bingshan didn't say the right word in his praise. They're having a fight. We're going back to the compound tomorrow without them. I don't want children who are arguing."

"When I come back from the compound after school starts, I'll send them to stay with Grandma there."

Because of Xie Lin's outstanding military achievements, the eight men were invited by the General Military Region to serve as instructors and lead a month-long training program. The car will pick them up early tomorrow morning.

Shishi still wanted to secretly check out the shop and didn't plan to go to the military region. For safety reasons, the Xiao family simply let them stay in the compound until after the New Year.

When Zhang Tong called the Xiao family to share the good news, she joked that Shishi couldn't even wait one night, saying that sharing the good news over the phone was more mysterious than sharing it in person.

This reason is so compelling that no one can refute it.

The two little ones stiffened for a moment, then quickly composed themselves and hugged each other with smiles.

"We are a loving family."

"The sixth grader is the most powerful."

"Xiao Liu is the most amazing."

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