Chapter 76 Eighty Minutes of Trouble? (Bonus Chapter 1)

"Um."

"I'll let you know I'm coming back; I still have to report on my mission."

I'll talk to you tonight.

They came in a hurry, and they left in a hurry.

As soon as Xiao Jinli returned to the camp, he told Wang Ziqiang to go to the commander's office first, and then he ran home to tell him that he was going to report.

It seems to have become a habit to say goodbye to her before leaving and to let her know I'm safe when I return.

"Hello."

Watching the departing figure in a hurry, Chu Lulu called out.

Xiao Jinli turned around and looked at her.

"Come back and have dumplings after you finish your report."

"good."

Their conversations were ordinary and mundane. Every time he came back, he would let her know he was safe, and every time she would treat him to a meal.

It seems that without realizing it, the two of them developed a tacit understanding and a habit.

Who is that?

Liu Zhaodi looked at Xiao Jinli, then looked at Liu Juan with a puzzled expression. She could clearly sense that this man did not like her.

It's not the kind of romantic attraction between men and women, it's just the first impression between people.

She grew up reading people's expressions, which developed into an instinct.

"Xiao Jinli".

"The battalion commander of the independent battalion."

"The courtyard where Sister Lu is staying is his courtyard."

"The people in the Independent Battalion are like Sister Lu's family; every single one of them will protect her."

"What's wrong?"

Although Liu Juan hadn't guessed that the woman was disguised as a man these past few days, she knew that Sister Lu and this young soldier must have some connection. Sister Lu, who always seemed enthusiastic, actually didn't care about anything.

but!

Sister Lu was very nervous about Liu Zhaodi.

She introduced more people, hoping that the two of them would get along well and not make things difficult for Sister Lu.

"fine."

The people of the Independent Battalion?

Are they all protecting the older sister?

Even if someone is hostile towards her, she has to endure it and not make things difficult for her sister.

When she came back a second time, Chu Lulu told her that calling her Dr. Chu was too formal, and that she should just call her "sister".

Sometimes Liu Zhaodi would call her "sister," and sometimes she would call her "elder sister."

Training starts tomorrow, so there will be even fewer opportunities to see him. It doesn't matter if that man is hostile.

"Make dumplings."

The fillings have been prepared. Liu Zhaodi prepared a pork and scallion filling and a cabbage and pork filling, while Liu Juan prepared a three-ingredient filling.

"Wrap up more, they haven't thawed yet, they can stay frozen for a few more days."

Eat when you're hungry, don't starve yourself.

Chu Lulu's daily life was not hidden from Liu Zhaodi; the two sisters had been spending time together for several days.

Liu Zhaodi soon discovered that her sister seemed to be able to eat a lot, so she would cook extra food and prepare extra dishes.

Since Liu Zhaodi moved in, the kitchen has gained many more kitchen utensils.

actually……

It's quite convenient for her to eat at the cafeteria.

Unfortunately, my younger sister was too enthusiastic.

"The dumplings are cooked. Should we wait for Battalion Commander Xiao?"

Six plates of dumplings were already on the table, but one plate had turned into dumpling soup; it was obvious who had made it.

He's bad at games but loves to play...

The all-around expert, Sister Lu, is surprisingly clueless when it comes to cooking.

"No need, let's eat first. He might finish his report sometime soon."

The three girls were eating dumplings, and Liu Zhaodi was pouring wine for Liu Juan.

"Dumplings and wine, the more you drink, the better."

Happy birthday to us!

Chu Lulu hiccuped, her cheeks flushed, her eyes narrowed, and she gave a silly smile.

Liu Zhaodi picked up her chopsticks, then put them down again, looking at Liu Juan in disbelief. "Sister Juan, is my sister drunk?"

Too many?

Didn't I just take a sip?

Liu Juan's face stiffened. How could she have forgotten that there was one who got drunk after just a sip of alcohol?

"I forgot to tell you."

"Besides being bad at cooking, Sister Lu also gets drunk easily after just a sip of alcohol."

I already learned that lesson last time. She just turned her head around, and before she could even turn 360 degrees, Sister Lu had already bowed 90 degrees and lay face down on the table.

even……

Besides Sister Lu, the other two had just finished pouring their drinks...

Tell me, is it fast or not?

Are you convinced?

Liu Zhaodi gently cupped her sister's face in her hand while looking helplessly at Liu Juan, "This is quite unexpected."

Just now, Liu Juan and Liu Zhaodi were cooking dumplings when Comrade Chu Lulu went to the pharmacy, secretly took out the medicinal wine, and muttered to herself!

"Just practice cooking more. If you can't cook, can't you at least not know how to drink?"

"I'll just have one drink this time, just a small one, I definitely won't drink too much."

"Drink slowly this time, don't drink so fast, you definitely won't get drunk."

In Sister Lu's opinion, apart from cooking being incredibly difficult, everything else can be practiced, including drinking.

She didn't drink much, nor did she drink quickly; she just took a small sip, and then she collapsed...

Sister Lu overestimated her own abilities.

Some dishes can be practiced, while others cannot.

"what to do?"

Liu Zhaodi had just asked her question when she felt a cold wind behind her, and then her palm went empty...

It turns out that it was Battalion Commander Xiao who made the older sister his official wife.

However, his gloomy face looked somewhat frightening.

"You guys eat first. She's drunk. I'll take her back to her room."

Xiao Jinli bent down and hugged the person tightly, his cautious manner completely different from the coldness he had shown when he first entered the room.

Liu Zhaodi turned to look at Liu Juan, and Liu Juan's eyes were shining...

The two girls don't know yet that decades from now, there will be a term called "shipping" or "shipping couples".

This is what they look like now.

"I can still drink, I'm not drunk."

"Just practice cooking more, and you'll get the hang of it."

Xiao Jinli, who was initially in a low mood, felt his mood dissipate upon hearing her murmurs and gently placed her on the bed.

This time it's easier, since we're already indoors and Lulu isn't wearing a cotton coat, so we don't need to take her clothes off.

But……

Chu Lulu hooked her arm around his neck, her eyes blurry with drunkenness, her gaze half-open, "Xiao Jinli."

The breath he exhaled carried a faint peach scent, mixed with a hint of sweet wine.

"I am here."

"Let go, I'll go get you some water."

He was half-lying down, with Chu Lulu's arms wrapped around his neck, and he couldn't get up.

But he didn't dare lie down, afraid of crushing her.

This posture would be unbearable for most people in ten minutes, but our Battalion Commander Xiao is physically fit and in good health.

What bothered him most was not the position.

Instead, it was the person beneath him. Her breath, a faint warmth, touched his face, reddening Xiao Jinli's ears, and then spreading to his entire face and skin.

"LuLu?"

"Can you let go?"

He gently coaxed her, being extremely careful. This was the closest they had ever been, so close that it made it hard for him to breathe. Even if he ran thirty kilometers, his heart wouldn't be racing like this.

"not good."

Chu Lulu refused while shaking her head, displaying an unusually confused and adorable demeanor.

"Xiao Jinli, call her sister."

"You should shout it like this."

"Sister~"

Chu Lulu's older sister, with her lingering tone, seems to have a captivating charm.

Xiao Jinli's body stiffened, his throat went dry, and his whole body turned as red as a cooked shrimp.

"elder sister!"

He can only coax those who are sober.

Besides, the person was already drunk!

Anyway, there's no one else around, so it's not shameful to do anything in front of Lulu.

Battalion Commander Xiao shouted.

It may seem forced, but isn't it also a form of enjoyment?

Just then, Chu Lulu tightened her arms around his neck.

The distance between the two people has been shortened once again.

Chu Lulu shook her head and corrected, "No, the tone is wrong!"

"Learn from me."

"Sister~"

"Make your voice a little hoarser, a little deeper, and draw out the last syllable a little longer."

If it weren't for her dazed eyes, Xiao Jinli would have suspected that the person in his arms was actually drunk!

She even told a story about one of my older sisters in such a vivid and detailed way.

"Xiao Jinli!"

When he still didn't hear a satisfactory sound, the person in his arms tugged at his hand. Xiao Jinli quickly braced himself on the bed with both hands, afraid that he would disrespect Lulu while she was drunk.

"I'm yelling, don't move."

Oh no!

Is he getting married?

Is this my older sister?

This is my little darling!

"Shout."

Her big eyes were fixed on Xiao Jinli, her face full of anticipation.

Red has become Xiao Jinli's signature color.

Suppressing his emotions, he imitated Chu Lulu's voice, "Sister—"

Chu Lulu suddenly pulled him closer, and Xiao Jinli, leaning against the bed, maintained the distance between them.

Can……

Some people are dissatisfied!

Seeing Chu Lulu's aggrieved expression, he increased the pressure on her hands even more.

"Slow down, don't hurt yourself."

Xiao Jinli quickly spoke up, afraid that she would exert more force, and slowly relaxed the arm that was supporting him on the bed.

Following her force, their faces slowly drew closer.

The force suddenly disappeared just as the tip of their noses was about to touch.

While Xiao Jinli breathed a sigh of relief, for some reason, he also felt a sense of loss.

"Call me 'sister'."

His serious expression was filled with anticipation.

Xiao Jinli sighed and mimicked what he had just done, "Sister—"

Perhaps it was too low, because the voice sounded somewhat hoarse.

Just then...

Their lips touched.

Xiao Jinli's eyes widened, while Chu Lulu, like a satiated cat, narrowed her eyes slightly and stuck out her tongue to lick her lips.

Xiao Jinli unconsciously swallowed, his breathing gradually becoming louder, but he was completely unaware of it.

The beating of my heart seemed to be right next to my ear, drowning out all other sounds.

The person in front of me is someone I like, and so is the person in my heart.

"You call me 'sister' so nice, would you like to be my male concubine?"

Male concubine?

Xiao Jinli's eyes sharpened for a moment.

Male concubine?

Besides him, who else could it be?

"Sister, could you only have one male concubine?"

His voice was still imitating Chu Lulu's.

She likes to listen, so he will talk.

"No, no, no!"

"My sister needs one male concubine to cook, one male concubine to sew, one male concubine to warm the bed, and one male concubine to call her 'sister'!"

"I want lots and lots of male concubines."

Fifth Master said that a woman should not stay for a male concubine; if she likes him, she should keep him; if she doesn't, she should throw him away.

Fifth Master also said that a man can be moved and can shed tears.

There are too many men...

Hey!

There's no such thing as so much emotion and tears; everyone's just passing through!

Fifth Master also said that men only slow down the speed of drawing a sword, but male concubines can speed up the speed of drawing a sword.

Fifth Master also said that if he had his eye on a male concubine, he would sleep with him first and then think about other things.

Whether the person who slept with him has a heart or not is irrelevant.

But you have to be discerning. You can't sleep with just any random male concubine. They must have broad shoulders, long legs, eight-pack abs, and a tiny waist. They can't last eighty minutes. If they're not good enough, then they're not good enough male concubines.

Xiao Jinli's teeth grinding was almost louder than his heartbeat.

He gritted his teeth, his brow furrowed slightly, but his voice was still the one Chu Lulu liked, "Then how can you, sister, only have one male concubine?"

"Hmm..."

Chu Lulu was stunned for a moment, then tilted her head. "Do you have eight-pack abs?"

"have!"

Xiao Jinli didn't dare delay his reply for even a fraction of a second.

"Are your legs long? Longer than your life."

What kind of description is this?

Long legs? Longer than a lifespan?

Xiao Jinli paused for a moment. His height and legs were the longest in the Independent Battalion. So far, he had never seen anyone with longer legs than him. He should be considered to have a longer lifespan, right?

"Longer than life itself."

Chu Lulu tilted her head slightly, then chuckled, "Then you..."

"Can it take eighty minutes?"

Her voice was soft, and after asking the question, her face turned red, and her eyes looked somewhat evasive.

Mainly...

Our Sister Lu has been taught, but she's never actually tried it out in real life.

She hasn't even had time to find a male concubine yet!

"Eighty minutes of messing around?"

"How do we do it?"

Xiao Jinli was completely bewildered. Running? Let alone eighty minutes, he could run for eighty hours.

For field training, seven days and seven nights is no problem.

If it's an overseas mission, then it will take even longer.

How exactly will this be done?

A conversation between someone who has been indoctrinated and a naive young man.

Chu Lulu grinned mischievously at Xiao Jinli's face, "That's how it is."

She lifted her little head and kissed the tip of Xiao Jinli's nose, then wrapped her arms around his neck. Her hot little lips landed on his forehead, then on his eyes, and finally...

It landed on his Adam's apple.

Xiao Jinli felt as if his whole body was on fire, and he quickly sat up.

Just now, when Chu Lulu was kissing the Adam's apple, it was inconvenient because she had her arms wrapped around his neck, so she supported herself on the bed with her little hands, which is how she managed to kiss the Adam's apple.

Xiao Jinli was finally able to sit up straight, and the distance between them increased, but his Adam's apple felt hot, tingling, and itchy.

No matter how many times he swallowed, this mixed feeling couldn't be eliminated.

"Do you understand?"

"Did you learn what your sister taught you?"

Chu Lulu propped her head up with one hand, looking at the person sitting beside her bed. He was handsome!

Xiao Jinli met her eyes, then leaned in and pinned her down. His voice was hoarse; this time, he didn't need to pretend.

"elder sister……"

"Who have you done this to?"

Gritting my teeth!

He felt like he was going crazy with jealousy; he wanted to kill anyone who had been treated like that by her.

Those dreamy eyes, those rosy lips, that pale pink face—every feature was fatally alluring.

I want to devour her!

But he can't!

He has to take responsibility for Lulu. No matter who she met before, she will only have herself from now on.

He was the same.

He had no one before, and he will have no one else besides Lulu in the future.

"What?"

Chu Lulu was puzzled. Wasn't she supposed to be teaching him?

Why are you rebelling, little brother?

"Who has ever treated you like that? Or whom have you treated like that?"

Xiao Jinli placed a kiss on her forehead, and her hair carried a faint herbal scent.

The feeling of that touch was different from touching others, and Xiao Jinli's lips were really hot.

"Um?"

"Sister, who have you ever treated like this?"

"Who else has ever treated you like this?"

Xiao Jinli was like a stubborn child, wanting to find an answer.