Chapter 62: Purely Artificial Harmful Treatment

After deciding on the next course of action, Jiang and Xie began to observe the kitchen.

The kitchen covers an area of ​​about 40 square meters, and with the stainless steel stove and cabinets surrounding it, the entire space seems a bit narrow.

Jiang and Xie searched through all the drawers and cabinets, but in the end they only found a bunch of seasonings and a small bag of flour.

Jiang Yunyao deftly opened the flour bag without looking closely at the contents. She simply picked up the bag and poured the contents into the steel basin brought by Xie Yixing.

At this moment, there seemed to be a muffled sound from the bottom of the bag.

Immediately afterwards, countless small cockroach toys popped out, pushing out the flour on the surface, filling the room with "white smoke". The cockroach toys kept shaking and fell to the ground from mid-air.

"Jiang Yunyao, cough cough..."

Xie Yixing didn't know what was going on. Just as he was about to ask, he was choked by the flour in the air.

"Cover your mouth and nose!"

After Jiang Yunyao reminded him, she held her breath and turned on the range hood.

A little man with a scary ghost face jumped out of the range hood and flew towards Jiang Yunyao's face, but was slapped away by Jiang Yunyao.

The little man fell on the cabinet next to it, but the range hood didn't react in any other way.

Just when Jiang Yunyao thought that the machine was not working, the range hood started to hum, and the sound of its operation resounded throughout the kitchen, mixed with the looping magic sound of the head on the chopping board, which was even noisier than the noise!

[Damn! The headphone party is dead!]

[@HappySignal Official Weibo, you guys don't even know how to mute the sound! You're forcing us, the audience, to turn down the volume ourselves!]

[For the first time, I hope Jiang and Xie can sabotage it and rip that damn head off! The endless loop of "I'm hungry" is so annoying!]

[Think about it from another perspective: even though I was getting really irritated by the noise, I wasn't scared at all! [Image: Fire on my head.jpg]

[Hahaha, practice has proven that when people are angry, they become bolder!]

[I still want to sigh: Jiang Yunyao's reaction speed is so fast! If I were to be jumped in the face by a weird-faced villain, I would be stunned!]

[The slapped, weird-faced man: Now please call me the victim, thank you!]

The two waited for the range hood to clean the flour and just turned off the machine, but as if some mechanism had been triggered, a "cockroach rain" began to fall from the sky!

Jiang Yunyao was quick-witted and quick-handed. She pulled over two steel basins and put them on Xie Yixing and her own head.

So in this kitchen, in addition to the looping sound effect of "I'm hungry", there are countless irregular knocking sounds, which are the sounds of cockroaches falling on the steel basin.

The cameraman's position was not affected, but the lens in his hand was hit by the flying cockroach.

Fifteen seconds later, the "cockroach rain" stopped, and the ground was covered with jumping cockroaches!

Jiang Yunyao saw that there were so many cockroach toys that she didn't want to take care of them. However, when she picked up the flour bag, she found that there was not much flour in it, but cockroaches!

She thought for a moment and decided to use the materials available at hand. She used a shovel to scoop the cockroaches off the ground into a basin.

Xie Yixing understood what she was going to do, and like her, he picked up the cockroaches on the ground and threw them into the steel basin she had just given him.

Jiang Yunyao filled a basin with cockroaches and placed it next to the head. Then she picked up the cockroach with chopsticks and put it to its mouth.

The head, which had originally had its mouth open, suddenly closed, and the looping noise it had made also disappeared.

Jiang Yunyao thought for two seconds, cleared her throat, and introduced the dish to it in an excited tone.

"This cockroach feast, rich in plastic and soft silicone, retains its original flavor and is completely artificially processed without any harmful effects. It's definitely the perfect choice for us ghosts!"

The head was silent for a while, then its eyes suddenly widened, with red blood seeping out of the whites of its eyes. It screamed miserably like a child throwing a tantrum.

"I don't want to eat raw food! I want to eat cooked food! If you don't give me cooked food, I will eat you!"

Hey! It only has one head, and it's picking food!

Jiang Yunyao stretched out her arm, stopped it 20 centimeters in front of its mouth, and encouraged it, "Eat it!"

The head: "...Ahhhhh I want to eat cooked food! Give me the cooked food! If you don't, I won't let you out!"

Is someone controlling this head? Why does it feel so intelligent?

[It’s hilarious, artificial intelligence, artificial intelligence + intelligence, nothing wrong with that!]

[I'm the one who's going to scream, okay?! There are cockroaches all over the floor, and I'm getting trypophobic!]

[Did you see that? Several cockroaches were crawling onto the camera lens just now. I happened to be close to the screen at the time... Ugh...]

[“Romantic Restaurant”, I suggest changing the name to “Mantis Restaurant”! ]

[Jiang Yunyao is still so funny. What the hell is this purely artificial and harmful processing! I'm afraid it will be rotten if you eat it!]

[I suspect Jiang Yunyao wants to piss that head off! She put her hand so far away for it to eat, and it can't move, so how can it possibly eat it!]

[Head: If you dare, bring your hand closer and see if I bite you!]

Jiang and Xie were helpless with this head. It insisted on eating cooked food and wouldn't let them out. They could only do as it asked.

Jiang Yunyao glanced at the kitchen utensils and decided to make some simpler "food".

"Xie Yixing, there's an oven over there. Place the cockroaches on a baking tray and set it to 150 degrees for 20 minutes. I'll fill the pot with water and make a pot of cockroach soup!"

Xie Yixing did not fully master the cooking skills, but he was quite proficient in using the oven. After plugging in the oven's power, he turned on the oven according to Jiang Yunyao's instructions.

A dark scarlet light came out of the oven, as if invisible blood was permeating it. After a few seconds, there was a "ding" sound, and the dark light went out.

Jiang Yunyao had already connected the "water", or rather, the flowing green liquid. She poured half a basin of cockroaches into it, pressed the power button, and prepared to cover the pot.

But before she could cover the lid, she saw bubbles coming out of the pot, as if it was really cooked.

Jiang Yunyao put her hand in to test the temperature. Not only was the green liquid icy cold, but even the bottom of the pot was emitting chill.

She mused, "These kitchen utensils must be specially made. They don't really want us to cook the rice!"

As for why bubbles appear in the pot, it may be because there is an air inlet at the bottom of the pot. Since the bubbles are lighter than the liquid, they float up!

Xie Yixing put on thick gloves in a serious manner, brought out the plate of roasted cockroaches, and said impatiently, "Then let's feed these to it!"

Jiang Yunyao said "hmm", picked up a large bowl from the cupboard, and filled the bowl with "rice" for the head.

[This is so funny, go check out the trending searches! ]

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[Reduced traffic version: The haters intercepted the photo of Jiang Yunyao making cockroach soup and accused her of making shady dishes and wasting food.]

[I saw it. Those haters deliberately blurred the photo to incite the emotions of uninformed passersby and get them to insult Jiang Yunyao!]

[Calm down, calm down. The production team already posted on Weibo, and almost everyone knows the truth. Those who are cursing now are just haters!]

[Coming over from Actor Lu, I saw the trending searches and knew Jiang and Xie must be up to something again!]

[Shh! I didn't do much, I just tortured the NPCs!]

[No! I should say I'm robbing NPCs!]