Transmigrating to an alternate world, his father, nine elder brothers, and several uncles all died in battle.
During the funeral, his fiancée arrived to break off the engagement, insulting X...
Xiao Yu laughed and said, "That woman slapped him and called him a beast! A man and a woman were sleeping in the same bed, and he didn't even touch her!"
"So that's how it is..."
When Ningxiang first heard this little story, she laughed so hard she almost fell over. She said, "So women want men to touch them? Hmm, that's definitely true. Women like to say one thing and mean another, and they like to be passive."
As he spoke, he seemed to have thought of something and let out a snort: "Wasn't Xiao Lang also worse than a beast that day?"
"..."
Xiao Yu's laughter stopped abruptly. Damn it, he suddenly cursed himself.
"Today, I will prove myself!"
Xiao Yu stood up and said, "Go find the blindfold and the rope..."
...
the next day.
Xiao Yu left Ningxiang's room feeling refreshed.
Ningxiang was opened to a whole new world. She had never seen so many different things before, and Xiao Yu's Grandmaster physique exhausted her.
Even as Xiao Yu got up and left, Ningxiang didn't notice and continued speaking in a low voice.
"Take good care of your wife."
When Xiao Yu reached the door, he spoke to Ningxiang's maid.
"Oh, okay."
The maid nodded with a complicated expression. Last night, she heard that her mistress's voice had become hoarse, but Xiao Yu still wouldn't let her go.
At the same time, there is also a sense of eagerness to try.
But Xiao Yu clearly didn't think much of her. The maid secretly glanced at Xiao Yu, then blushed and quickly went into the room to see her mistress.
What a coincidence.
Murong Chong also came out of another room.
The two men exchanged a glance, revealing expressions that all men understand.
"Big brother."
Xiao Yu took the initiative to greet him, a faint smile on his face.
"brother!"
Murong Chong's expression was a mixture of excitement and gratitude. After visiting Baoyue Tower so many times, with Xiao Yu's help, he finally got to sleep with Yue Die.
The two good brothers went downstairs together.
After leaving Baoyue Tower, Murong Chong said, "Brother, do you remember Yue Die's half of the poem? She mentioned it several times last night, asking me to urge you... She mentioned it again this morning when she left."
"That poem."
Xiao Yu said casually, "It's in my head. I just pretended to have no inspiration and couldn't think of anything."
"ah?"
Murong Chong was taken aback, then asked, "Why didn't you tell her?"
"Isn't it all for my elder brother?"
Xiao Yu began to impart his experience to his half-brother, whom he had only known for a day, saying, "Brother, let me ask you something. If you were in the desert and hadn't had any water all day, and someone handed you a glass of water, would you be grateful to them?"
Yes, I will.
Murong Chong answered without hesitation.
"Let me make another assumption, say this person doesn't exist... You've been thirsty all day, your lips are cracked, but there's still no water! You struggle to hold on, and by the second day, there's no water either! Then on the third day, the fourth day, and the fifth day, you're lying on the ground, on the verge of death, about to die. At this moment, someone appears in front of you with a cup of water and saves you. Would you be grateful to him?"
"Of course, we would be grateful, and we would even go through fire and water for you."
Murong Chong answered without hesitation.
"You see, it's the same glass of water, but the effects are completely different."
Xiao Yu patted his older brother on the shoulder and said, "The same goes for poetry. Now tell her the second half of the poem. Although Sister Yue Die will be grateful to you, she will soon forget your kindness... Let her thirst for a few days, ten days or half a month, while you go to Bao Yue Lou to enjoy yourself. When you see Sister Yue Die, tell her that you urged me today."
"When her enthusiasm is about to wane, tell her that the half-finished poem is finally done. You even bothered me every day because of this half-finished poem, which caused a quarrel between us brothers!"
Listening to the plot and path that Xiao Yu had designed for him, Murong Chong was so moved that he almost cried.
This isn't a brother, this is clearly a good godfather!
Having drifted aimlessly for half my life without encountering a wise ruler, I am willing to become your godfather if you do not abandon me.
Murong Chong felt that he had nothing to repay Xiao Yu with except marrying his younger sister Murong Xian to Xiao Yu. Only when they became family would he and Xiao Yu no longer need to be so separate.
"Good brother, come on, I'll treat you to breakfast at Jade Liquid Pavilion!"
Murong Chong said excitedly.
On the way, Xiao Yu told Murong Chong the remaining half of the poem and asked him to go and pay respects to the courtesan Yue Die.
"Upon closer inspection, she resembles a woman from Yangtai; drunk, she shall not be allowed to return to Wushan."
Xiao Yu read it aloud once and said, "This is the second half."
"Look closely at what?"
Murong Chong said that he was just a rough man and couldn't remember anything at all.
"Upon closer inspection, she resembles the woman on the balcony."
"What are you looking at, the balcony girl?"
"Upon closer inspection, she resembles the woman on the balcony."
"Take a closer look...at the balcony?"
"hiss!"
Xiao Yu gasped, staring speechlessly at Murong Chong, and said, "Brother, when we get to the restaurant, ask the manager for paper and pen, and I'll write it down for you."
"That's excellent, brother, you've thought of everything."
Murong Chong nodded and said.
...
After breakfast, he presented the second half of the poem to Murong Chong.
Xiao Yu decided to return to the Prince's Mansion first. The Empress had said yesterday that she would issue an imperial decree to the Prince's Mansion today.
As they approached the gate of Prince Xiao's residence, they saw Zhao Haining, whose legs were weak, hurrying along.
"Haining".
Xiao Yu called out.
"Your Highness!"
Zhao Haining quickly ran over, breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "I just woke up and asked around, only to find out that you had already left Baoyue Tower, so I ran all the way here. Whew... thank goodness, I still made it in time. Your Highness, next time you leave, remember to take me with you."
Next time?
Xiao Yu looked at Zhao Haining, whose eyes were dark-rimmed, and said, "Don't think about next time. Drink more goji berry water. You're so young and you're already this weak."
"Goji berry water is useful? It can improve..."
Zhao Haining's eyes lit up.
Men are all knowledgeable in this regard. As long as Xiao Yu nodded, Zhao Haining decided to eat goji berries as a staple food.
"No, it's not possible."
Xiao Yu saw through Zhao Haining's thoughts, shook his head, and said, "It's just to make you look less weak."
"I see..."
Zhao Haining was very disappointed.
Then, he quickly got down to business: "When I came back last night, I asked Yang Niannian to tell the Princess that you and Murong Chong got along very well and ended up having a hangover at the restaurant... so you just rested there last night."
"Um."
After they finished preparing their testimonies, Xiao Yu nodded and said, "Very clever. I'll take you again next time."
"Thank you, Your Highness, hehehe."
Zhao Haining's mouth was practically stretched to the back of his head in a wide grin.
Afterwards, the two entered the Prince's Palace.
Just as Xiao Yu was about to go back to his room to find his wife, a loud, hoarse voice came from the doorway: "Imperial decree has arrived."
Hearing the voice, Xiao Yu knew that it was Eunuch Wei who had arrived.
Sure enough, a dozen seconds later, Eunuch Wei, dressed in purple brocade robes, appeared in the courtyard of Prince Xiao's mansion, holding an imperial edict and accompanied by several eunuchs!
"Xiao Yu, receive the imperial decree!"