As night falls and the city lights come on, the night view of Beijing is magnificent and enchanting.

"Wow, you even used Nana." Zhong Tingyue rolled her eyes at Chu Fang, looking down on her boyfriend.

“One is willing to hit, and the other is willing to be hit. She didn’t even say anything, so why are you making such a fuss?” Chu Fang retorted directly.

Zhong Tingyue linked arms with him, taking unhurried steps: "I really want to see what you look like as a psychologist. Nana actually likes you."

"Not as handsome as me, not as rich as me, not as fit as me, not as funny as me..."

"Then why does Nana like him?"

"She's blind!"

Zhong Tingyue's lips curved into a smile: "Do you think Nana can win Chang Shen's heart?"

"Difficult." Chu Fang thought for a moment and said honestly, "Chang Shen is too difficult to deal with."

High IQ, psychologist, plastic surgeon... ...a series of advantages combined, few women dare to get close to him with extreme caution.

Upon hearing this, Zhong Tingyue nodded, a faint light flickering in her eyes, worried for her childhood friend.

"By the way, where is Jiang Wenzhen?" Zhong Tingyue asked.

From the moment Chu Fang appeared, Zhong Tingyue knew why Jiang Wenzhen had disappeared.

“I gave her a day off, and she ran off like a puppy.”

"I'm the boss."

"I'm the acting owner; the studio is under my management these days!"

“... ..."

The two strolled along leisurely, chatting quietly about their experiences during the days they had been apart.

We arrived at a restaurant shortly afterward.

When you arrive in the capital, you should naturally eat authentic Beijing cuisine.

Peking duck, hot pot lamb, and raw fish slices.

The Chu side's main strategy was to listen to advice.

He refuses to try any Beijing dishes that receive negative online reviews.

Even though Zhong Tingyue recommended douzhi (fermented mung bean juice) countless times, he absolutely refused to drink it.

That woman definitely wants to mess with him.

After finishing their meal, the two immediately returned to the hotel.

He opened the door, and Zhong Tingyue stood there, staring at him intently with her bright eyes: "What are you doing?"

Chu Fang replied dismissively, "Go to sleep."

"This is my room. Go and book a room yourself."

Chu Fang tilted his head: ? ? ?

What's wrong?

Have you started thinking about things after being apart for a few days?

That won't do!

Chu Fang walked directly into the room.

Unfortunately, it was a double room with two beds, dashing my hopes of sleeping together.

But consciousness has subjective initiative, and when the incandescent light went out, he crawled into Zhong Tingyue's bed.

"My bed is too cold." Chu Fang's slurping voice echoed in Zhong Tingyue's ears, causing the latter's ears to flush red.

Zhong Tingyue simply hummed softly.

The two embraced, silent, and the room fell into a deep stillness. They breathed in unison, their heartbeats seemingly synchronized.

"Oh no!!!"

"What's wrong?"

"Dude, I think I'm really impotent. Why don't I have that kind of desire anymore?"

"Maybe we should just call it quits."

"Are you willing to do that?"

"Um."

"Zhong Tingyue, just say you want to kill me."

“... ..."

Shanghai, the Ephemeral Flower Community.

Zhong Rou stood with her hands on her hips, her face serious and earnest, with a hint of murderous intent. She pointed at the blond-haired boy and said, "Chu Fang, your crimes are heinous. You abandoned me for a mere woman. You should go to the eighteenth level of hell. Do you know your mistake?"

The blond-haired boy squatted down, grinning, and nodding incessantly.

It didn't know what Zhong Rou was saying, but nodding was enough.

Zhong Rou faced the tabby cat Lily, coughed a few times, and said, "Zhong Tingyue! Your crimes are unforgivable..."

Upon hearing the name 'Zhong Tingyue,' Lily wagged her tail immediately. Zhong Rou kicked the tabby cat, which nimbly dodged. The sister-in-law said angrily:

"Zhong Tingyue, you're getting smug, aren't you? Instead of being ashamed, you're proud of it. Do you think I'm praising you? I'm condemning you..."

Lily felt wronged.

It had intended to please Zhong Rou, but it still ended up getting beaten.

I can't stay in this house anymore...

Yang Meina sat on the sofa and said slowly, "Zhong Rou, you should go to sleep."

"Sister Nana, I don't want to sleep."

"Go to sleep now."

Yang Meina finally understood why those mothers were so irritable; who wouldn't be irritable when faced with unruly children?

Especially someone like Zhong Rou who is fearless.

After Zhong Rou went to sleep, Yang Meina got down to business. She looked at the phone number Chu Fang had sent her, along with the message: "I did not betray my brother. To protect my brother's privacy, I have deliberately omitted one digit, x."

What's the difference between this and taking off your pants to fart? ... Yang Meina twitched the corner of her mouth.

Add Chang Shen's WeChat account; his online name is completely at odds with his image: Born Waste.

The WeChat cover was also quite interesting, featuring a颓废 (颓废 is a difficult word to translate directly, but it implies a state of listlessness, apathy, or颓废) anime girl lighting a cigarette.

He was indeed extremely depressed.

Click "Add," and the other party will reply immediately.

[A Born Useless Person: Yang Meina?]

[Nanako: How did you know?]

... ...

Chu Fang in the capital received a message from Chang Shen.

[Born to be useless: Why did you recommend me to your friend on WeChat?]

[Solo player specializing in dating: None.]

[Born a loser: Ordinary people can't add me on WeChat, but some people find me through my phone number. I only met you today.]

[Solo player in dating: ... ...]

Zhong Tingyue rested her chin on her hand and said, "Your friend is definitely smarter than you."

Chu Fang glanced at his girlfriend.

[Solo player in a dating game: My friend likes you.]

[Born to be a loser: Humor.]

After saying that, she ignored Chu Fang, while Zhong Tingyue patted her boyfriend on the shoulder: "Hey, why did you say that?"

Chu Fang kissed those pale red lips: "Chang Shen is an expert in psychology. He can see through your lies at a glance, and he won't believe the truth. The only way to fool him is to tell the truth in a joking way."

He paused, then straightened up slightly: "That's what you call true wisdom. I fooled the psychologist with just a few words. I'm much smarter than Chang Shen."

"Too many tricks up his sleeve."

"whee... ..."

... ...

Yang Meina checked Chang Shen's WeChat Moments, which was completely blank, as if he had never posted any updates since the account was created.

A short while later, he sent another message to Chang Shen.

[Nanako: Hello.]

[Born to be useless: No good.]

Yang Meina: ... ...

No, you're not playing by the rules, are you?

Is she trying to get my attention by adopting this aloof image?

Let me tell you... you've finally found the right method.

I love this kind of thing.

With her beautiful appearance and well-proportioned figure, Yang Meina was never short of admirers. Few men could remain unmoved by her presence; Chu Fang was one, and Chang Shen was another.

[Nanako: What are you doing?]

[Born Useless: Naming.]

Yang Meina couldn't help but twitch her lips when she thought of Chang Shen's plan to name all the tiles in her house.

Are you serious?

I thought you were just saying that.

Immediately, Chang Shen sent her a photo of a clean, smooth tile and asked her about it.

[Born Useless: I named it Peony, what do you think?]

[Nanako: Why is it called peony? Does it have any special meaning?]

[Born to be a waste: No, I just wanted a nice-sounding name.]

[Nanako: Does it sound good?]

[Born a loser: I've been thinking about this for days.]

Wow, awesome.

I came up with this after thinking about it for several days.

You're quite talented.

... ...