Chu Fang: "..."

You two have a great sense of humor.

He asked, "How do you plan to compensate us?"

Nie Heng said, "No compensation is needed, just move the car."

Chu Fang: "...You will compensate me."

No, with this shamelessness, they can take advantage of anyone, no matter where they go in the world.

Perhaps when they reach the Hall of Yama, they can still debate with Yama about the length of their lifespan, and Yama will even give them several thousand more years to live.

It must be said that among a hundred people, there are all sorts of people; there are all kinds of people in the world.

"Why should we?" Nie Heng's wife raised her voice eight octaves. "You blocked our car, and my son was late for school. You should compensate us."

“That’s right!” Nie Heng nodded.

“This parking space was bought by my fiancée, and I think she has the right to dispose of it. She doesn’t need to report to you two what she does.”

Chu Fang tried to organize his thoughts logically, "And why is your car in my parking space?"

Nie Heng said, "We just stopped, why are you being so stingy? We're neighbors in the same community, it's just too stingy."

Chu Fang said, "Your car has been parked in my parking space for at least three months."

He checked the community's surveillance footage and found that the couple treated Zhong Tingyue's parking space as their own, parking there haphazardly.

"Oh, stop talking about that," Nie Heng's wife said, seemingly too lazy to listen anymore. "How do you suggest we resolve this?"

Chu Fang said, "You'll have to pay for the parking. According to Shanghai's parking rates, it'll be three yuan per hour. That's not much, is it?"

"It costs 72 yuan per day, and 6480 yuan for three months. You two only need to pay 6000 yuan for parking."

Actually, he and Zhong Tingyue didn't care about the parking fee, but the couple's words were infuriating. They spoke in a bossy manner, as if the parking space should be given to them.

You must compensate me for the parking fee!

Nie Heng: "6000?"

"What?" Nie Heng's wife's eyes widened. "You're robbing me? I just stopped the car, and you charged me 6,000 yuan! Do you believe I'll report you to the police for extortion?"

Chu Fang shrugged: "You two, do as you please."

He didn't care.

Needless to say, he has a legal team, and no matter how much you argue, he is right.

Who told you to park your car in someone else's parking space?

"Are you going to move your car or not?" Nie Heng asked, his neck stiff.

"You must pay the parking fee first, then move the car; otherwise, I'm afraid I cannot comply."

Nie Hengli used his thin body to open a crack in the car window, squeezed inside, and shouted through the glass:

"If you don't move your car, I'll just ram it!"

Upon hearing this, Chu Fang became interested and put his hands in his pockets: "Go ahead and bump into me, go ahead and bump into me."

"Friendly reminder: these cars are almost totaled and worthless, so feel free to crash into them!"

Bang! Bang! Bang! ... ...

As soon as he finished speaking, Nie Heng turned the steering wheel and crashed into the cars surrounding the area, scattering them in all directions.

Nie Heng's car drove out smoothly.

"How about that?" Nie Heng opened the window. "I'm a man of my word, if I say I'll crash into it, I will!"

"My God!" Nie Heng's wife's voice was shrill, as if shattering glass. "You idiot, you actually managed to crash into it!"

Nie Heng replied, "Anyway, he said the car isn't worth much. Even if it were a nice car, six thousand yuan would be enough to compensate for the loss."

He didn't want to pay the parking fee to Chu Fang; he preferred to use it to compensate for the damage to the car.

Nie Heng's wife kicked her husband: "You believe him just because he says so? Is your brain just for holding water?"

Despite not understanding, Chu Fang was greatly impressed and gave a thumbs up: "Brother, you're amazing!"

Nowadays, there aren't many honest people like this anymore.

He turned to the security guard and said, "You call the police, and I'll contact the car rental company to assess the damage to the car."

Before long, the police arrived. They questioned both sides, recorded their statements, and after understanding the whole story, it felt like a crow had flown over the police officer's head.

"Officer, it's this person's fault for blocking my car." Nie Heng was still trying to blame Chu Fang.

The police officer asked, "Why did you two park your car in someone else's parking space?"

"I was just trying to save resources! Parking spaces are so scarce in the city these days, and his space was empty, so I borrowed it. Was that wrong?"

police:"... ..."

Talented!

Chu Fang crossed his arms and let the two of them fool around.

Not long after, the car rental company arrived and bowed slightly to Chu Fang, saying, "Mr. Chu."

"I'm sorry for damaging your car," Chu Fang apologized.

"It's alright, it's good that Mr. Chu wasn't injured."

During his most youthful and reckless period, Chu Fang rented many luxury cars from car rental companies, damaged many of them, and had to compensate the rental company owners a lot of money.

After a while, the two became acquainted.

The person who came for damage assessment today knows Chu Fang and is a very important client, so naturally we treated him with great enthusiasm.

He regretted that the cars weren't damaged, which saved him a lot of compensation.

Immediately afterward, the car rental company staff began assessing the damage, and Chu Fang received a message from Zhong Tingyue.

[Wang Shu: Why haven't you come back yet? Is something wrong?]

[Solo player in a dating game: You guessed right.]

[Wang Shu: What happened? Did they hit you? I'm coming right away.]

[Solo player in a dating game: Don't come any closer, it's okay.]

He then told his fiancée everything that had just happened.

[Wang Shu: A freak... ...]

After chatting with Zhong Tingyue for a few moments, the car rental shop owner said, "Mr. Chu is all better now."

Chu Fang nodded, indicating that he should continue, while the car rental company manager continued, "Based on the overall estimate, the total compensation required is 230,000."

Upon hearing this, Nie Heng's wife's voice became hoarse: "How much?!"

The car rental company manager reiterated: "Two hundred and thirty thousand, that's a conservative estimate."

Nie Heng turned to the police officer and said, "Officer, you see? He only hit the exterior of a few Volkswagen Magotan cars, but he's demanding 230,000 yuan in compensation. That's blatant extortion."

“I recommend that this person be severely punished, with a prison term of twenty years.”

The police turned their attention to Chu Fang, who then looked at the car rental company manager, who explained, "Sir, this is not a Magotan, but a Phaeton, valued at 795,800."

"Ugh~~~" As soon as she finished speaking, Nie Heng's wife fainted.

Nie Heng's face turned deathly pale in an instant: "Hui, Hui, Hui Teng."

“Yes.” The car rental manager nodded. “It looks like a Passat, but it’s actually a Phaeton. The two are worlds apart in price.”

"At the time, Mr. Chu said he wanted to rent a few of the cheapest cars, and the cheapest car in our rental shop was the Phaeton."

Chu Fang said calmly, "I won't charge you for parking. Two hundred and thirty thousand, no more, no less, that's the compensation."

Nie Heng: "Should I thank you?"

“Definitely!” he nodded. “I can rent a more expensive car, even a Maybach or something, to block your car. I’ll choose the Phaeton. Otherwise, the compensation you pay for the Maybach and the compensation you pay for the Phaeton are not the same amount.”

Nie Heng's wife woke up and pointed at Chu Fang: "You are shameless!"

If it were a Maybach, the couple wouldn't be stupid; they would stay far away, let alone drive into it.

Chu Fang grinned, revealing a row of white teeth.

The police recorded all the evidence and data, and then said, "The matter is now clear. Nie Heng, you will compensate Chu Fang for the loss of 230,000."