Deng Ru transmigrated, arriving in a world where various gods divided human faith, and he became the weakest of them all.
As a weak god, he couldn't possibly compete with the others, so h...
Seeing this, Ah Qing on the side also came out and laughed.
"Yes, this mucus is the master's research method, and it doesn't mean any malicious intentions. Brother Ru, don't worry, it's pure natural and pollution-free, and it's good for beauty. No problem."
“........”
Listening to Ah Qing's increasingly sinister words, Deng Ru couldn't help but think of some evil liquid.
It seems to be white and sticky, and it seems to be able to beautify and nourish the skin.
Yes, I'm talking about yogurt.
It's nothing else, don't think about it in the wrong way.
"Master Xuande, our cooperation is based on mutual trust. I hope you will not make such outrageous moves again."
Deng Ru suppressed the urge to grill the octopus for the second time and spoke word by word.
"Hahaha, of course, of course. I was wrong this time. I apologize to my friend. I'll treat you to a big meal in a few days to make amends."
God Xuan De also knew that what he did was not right, and apologized with an awkward laugh and a dull voice.
"There's no need to apologize. We're already familiar with each other. I have other things to do, so I'll leave you alone."
Deng Ruwan rejected Xuan De Shen. After confirming that there was nothing wrong here, Qiu Yuan was so disgusted by the dead octopus's slime that he couldn't eat.
He is ready to go.
He still has to go see the manor today.
Last night he saw a nice manor on 69.com on his mobile phone.
It’s a full 800 square meters, almost as big as a school.
Also, because someone died.
It’s very cheap, only one million and you can get it in full.
According to the agent, it's a very ominous house.
Originally, a few bold local tyrants took over these manors.
However, as many people move in, so too do they die.
It's so weird.
It is common knowledge that there are ghosts in this world.
At first, no one took it seriously. Even after asking clergy to check, people continued to die.
And that little money couldn't hire provincial clergy or county-level gods.
So, this haunted house was left empty. No one dared to buy it, and those who dared to buy it were all dead.
But for Deng Ru, this was a great opportunity.
After all, no one would have thought that gods would be short of money and have to compete with humans for houses.
Deng Ru is a god, a city-level god. How could he be afraid of ghosts?
It's almost as if ghosts are afraid of him.
He is not joking when he says that he has accumulated more than thirty years of yang energy from his previous life.
If it was a female ghost in red, maybe she could help him relieve his heat...
Uh, no, that's getting off topic. He has a lover now, and he uses female ghosts to relieve his sexual desire.
Devaluation.
"Since you have something to do, my friend, we won't force you to stay. This is my social media account. You added Ah Qing's, but you haven't added mine yet. Add one so we can keep in touch in the future."
As God Xuan De spoke, he stretched out a tentacle holding a mobile phone in front of Deng Ru, and at the same time, he lowered his voice with his robe.
"Oh, right, I have a medicine here. When human males take it, their abilities skyrocket. When women take it, they feel hot and itchy all over. Hey, would you like a bottle? It only costs one Power Stone. This is my tribute to the old man in H City. You won't be cheated if you don't buy it."
“????”
Damn it! God Xuande, you are such an octopus!
At this moment, Deng Ru felt that he had completely seen through this octopus.
No wonder he always felt that there was something wrong with the mucus.
When it got on me, I suddenly had the urge to tear the clothes of all the women around me into pieces.
It seems like there's something wrong with this damn mucus.
"No need, I'm not that kind of person. You can add me as a friend, but forget about buying medicine."
Deng Ru added Xuan De Shen as his friend, and at the same time condensed six normal-sized divine power stones in his pocket, and quickly transferred them into Xuan De Shen's pocket using divine power.
Xuande's eyes under his robe suddenly revealed an expression of "I understand everything". He quickly took out six bottles from the divine space and handed them to Deng Ru with his divine power at lightning speed.
After receiving the bottles, Deng Ru quickly put the six bottles of Xuande divine specialty elixirs into the divine space.
In a flash, the two gods completed a dirty py deal.
After finishing everything, Deng Ru put one hand in his pocket, covered his mouth with the other hand, looked around, and coughed twice.
"Well, ahem, this avatar of Lord Xuande God, I didn't expect that Lord Xuande God, you still have such a girlish heart."
Xuan De Shen’s avatar is a cute anime Cthulhu-style...octopus-like girl, very cute and beautiful.
However, God Xuande is an eight-armed male octopus, and you can tell it by the sound of his voice.
If God Xuande didn't have a cross-dressing fetish.
That can only be the special xp of Xuande God.
.......However, the God Xuande himself is an octopus, and he seems to like octopus-like women, which is quite consistent with his character?
But no matter what, an old octopus with a dull voice uses such a cute octopus mother as his avatar.
It's very inconsistent.
"Huh? This avatar, it's what people use to find an artist to draw for online dating."
!!!
Under the horrified gazes of Deng Ru and Qiu Yuan, the voice of Xuan De Shen unexpectedly changed from a dull old man's voice to a cute loli girl's voice!
"Hmm? You seem to be acting strangely. As gods with infinite lifespans, they like to tease their followers and give them a romantic relationship. That doesn't seem like a big deal, does it?"
God Xuan De asked doubtfully in his terrifying loli voice.
"This is scary, bro!"
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