A Little Ant's Shock for the Gods

Deng Ru transmigrated, arriving in a world where various gods divided human faith, and he became the weakest of them all.

As a weak god, he couldn't possibly compete with the others, so h...

Chapter 25 Haunted House

"Lord, since we know He is deceiving us, why don't we just...?"

Ah Qing made a gesture of wiping his neck.

"It's very simple. I can't beat him. His divine power barrier and the purity of his divine power far surpass mine. Ah Qing, you should know my level. He can only be at the city level. No matter what, if we can win him over, then of course we will."

Xuande God waved a few tentacles,

There's no reason, no conspiracy.

Because He knew that He could not defeat Deng Ru, otherwise He would have taken action long ago.

"Municipal level? That's pretty good. Although it's a little different from our expectations of collaborating with the provincial level, if we can win over the municipal level, our success rate will be greatly increased. After all, we've already persuaded two municipal-level experts. Adding one more will be even safer."

After hearing that it was at the municipal level, Ah Qing felt relieved.

If it was just a county-level god who deceived him, he would definitely go crazy.

But at the municipal level.

He is a big shot. If you can get to know such a big shot, the success rate of the plan to overthrow Lao Deng in H City will be greatly increased.

"What's the reason this alien city-level deity entered H City and transformed into an ordinary human?"

Ah Qing touched his chin and began to think.

"Ah Qing, as a seasoned romantic, don't you understand romantics? His childhood sweetheart, well, let's just assume that girl is his childhood sweetheart, was chosen as a bride by the gods of H City. Why do you think the gods would accept such a face-to-face nudity?"

"Even if someone stole my online boyfriend or something, I would quietly retaliate with divine power, let alone a city-level deity."

Xuan De Shen's voice was filled with arrogance.

Well, the tsundere Cthulhu god is just a human female.

".....My Lord, you are so damn smart."

Ah Qing praised God Xuan De insincerely.

For Ah Qing, the God Xuan De has always played the role of a silly and cute boy.

Silly and cute.

Of course, it’s the kind of ugly-cute kind of cute.

No matter how much Xuande God emphasizes how shrewd, powerful, and smart he is,

Ah Qing only knows one sentence: ah, yes, yes, yes.

........

In front of the haunted house, a mighty bald man wearing a uniform in the style of ancient Chinese martial arts and sunglasses stood upright at the door of the manor.

He glanced at the haunted house behind him with fear.

He was the agent who was responsible for taking Deng Ru to see the house this time.

If it weren't for the huge commission he could get from this deal, he would never dare to come.

If the mortality rate of a haunted house is 70 to 80 percent, there will be a lot of people betting and taking pictures.

But this haunted house is different.

Its mortality rate is 100%, and even the city clergy are helpless.

They cannot afford to hire higher-level clergy.

"Fuck, I didn't expect there would be a rich man who would rather spend his money than his life to buy this haunted house. If you can't afford a big house, just buy a small one, isn't it the same? He's a poor show-off. It's easy for us agents to make a little money."

The bald man cursed rudely.

If the deal was successful, he could take a commission of 700,000 yuan out of the 1 million yuan.

Who the hell is coming?

The developers are planning to give up on this place.

The price for hiring a provincial clergyman is 80 million.

The loss outweighs the gain. The rich are not fools. Who would spend more than 80 million to build such a shabby house?

Soon, Deng Ru flew over from the sky holding Qiu Yuan's hand and landed in front of the bald man.

Ignoring the bald man's shocked look, Deng Ru stretched out his hand and spoke in a very familiar manner.

"Hello, hello, I'm the person who was looking at the house on 69.com. My name is Deng Ru. What's your name?"

"........flying...flying? Deng, hello Brother Deng, my name is Huang Liang, you can just call me Xiao Huang."

The bald man put away his previous unhappy expression.

What kind of people can fly?

At the very least, only a city-level clergyman could fly into the sky by himself.

In other words, those who come to buy houses are not rich young people who are showing off.

But he is a powerful city-level clergyman.

"Xiao Huang? Um, take us to see the house. Are you sure we can get it for a full million?"

Deng Ru was a little uncomfortable with Xiao Huang's humble attitude for a while.

The reason why he flew over so arrogantly was to avoid some unnecessary trouble.

Things like being provoked, pretending to be cool and then getting slapped in the face, etc.

He was too lazy to pay attention.

It’s different when you fly, but no one dares to mess with someone who can fly.

It's just that the effect was unexpectedly good.

"Deng...Brother Deng, Xiao Huang, I'd like to ask, what level of clergy are you?"

Huang Liang, the muscular man with a fierce face, looked like a big bootlicker at this moment.

"provincial."

Deng Ru boasted without blushing or getting nervous.

No matter whether it is provincial or municipal level, clergymen do not have certificates, so whatever level Deng Ru says is the level.

"!!!! It turns out to be the big boss from up there. My apologies, Brother Deng. It's my honor to introduce this house to you!"

When Huang Liang heard Deng Ru say that he was a provincial clergyman, his expression suddenly showed a look of joy.

This house is finally going to be sold.

He can also get a full 700,000 yuan in commission!

After completing this order, I can say that I won’t have to work for decades.

The company hadn't originally expected to sell the haunted house, so it could be said that it had to deal with it at a loss.

But that’s none of his business. He would quit his job if he got the 700,000 yuan commission.

Anyway, basic living security is free these days. With 700,000 yuan, you can do anything you want.

"Xiao Huang, take us to see the house."

Deng Ru choked when he mentioned Xiao Huang.

The two words "Xiao Huang" sound like the repair dog raised by the aunt in the next village in his previous life.

But who cares? It wasn’t his fault. It was Xiao Huang’s own request. It had nothing to do with him.

"Okay, Brother Deng, let me introduce our house to you."

Huang Liang said this and gently pushed open the sandalwood door.

An antique garden comes into view.

"This house is a Su-style garden that we created based on the style of the Jiangnan region of ancient China. As soon as you enter here, you will feel the ancient style and charm."

"Look at this bamboo forest. The ancients said, 'One cannot live without bamboo.' Look, the bamboo forest is growing so beautifully. Just sitting in this pavilion and brewing a pot of tea will definitely give you a sense of tranquility."

Deng Ru listened to Huang Liang's introduction while his eyes kept looking around.

This is indeed a building similar to the Suzhou gardens.

It has an ancient style and charm, and looks very nice.

It's just... the woman brewing tea that suddenly appeared in the middle of the pavilion is a little bit out of place...