Chapter 881 When Children Learn to Play Internet Depression

In the end, Xiaotao still couldn't get the braised pork that looked so delicious.

Just as he was about to use his spiritual power to grab it, Su Nanzhi spoke: "Xiao Tao."

Xiaotao was immediately discouraged.

They had agreed early on that while they were human, they were not allowed to use spiritual power except for cultivation and certain specific situations.

Xiaotao has never violated this agreement.

It can be seen how angry Jiang Beiyu made people.

But Xiao Tao was not the kind of kid who would be bullied. He placed the bowl in front of Su Nanzhi and said stubbornly and aggrievedly, "Smelly Zhizhi, I want to eat braised pork."

Su Nanzhi glanced at him and asked, "What did you call me?"

"Damn Zhizhi," Xiao Tao said confidently, putting her hands on her hips, "Who told him to bully me?"

Su Nanzhi chuckled: "Then just bully me back. You've grown so old for nothing."

Xiao Tao: “…”

Did he just get ridiculed again?

If it were an ordinary child, he would definitely cry out "wow" at this time, but fortunately Xiaotao is not such a fragile child.

He immediately started to complain online: "If Brother Yunhuai was here, he would definitely not let me go without meat."

“I knew the food would get cold, but I didn’t know that people’s hearts would also get cold.”

"I've fought alongside you for more than ten years, but I'm no match for someone who's only been by your side for a short time."

Su Nanzhi: “…”

Jiang Beiyu: "..."

He stared at the chubby child opposite him for a while, and finally said to Su Nanzhi solemnly, "Send the child to college quickly, don't delay his education."

Su Nanzhi was silent.

Of course, Xiaotao is not a natural enthusiast of online music. All of this started with a mobile phone.

Although Xiao Tao is a little peach wood spirit, he is obviously not an ordinary peach wood spirit. The fact that he is the son of his father Tiandao and a single parent is impressive enough. This child's learning ability is obviously excellent. Not to mention his peers, even those little monsters who have practiced for hundreds of years cannot compare to him.

But humans are very idle, so idle that they have time to write all kinds of sad things on the Internet. Xiao Tao just happened to see it and remembered it. Now is the time to learn and put it into practice.

Can you imagine that a four-year-old child, in a cute voice and with a sad tone, recited those classic quotes from NetEase Cloud Music that he learned on the Internet word for word.

Su Nanzhi really couldn't stand this kind of delicate and artificial affectation. She brought a whole plate of braised pork to Xiaotao, and her meaning was very clear:

Eat and shut up.

It was hard to tell who won or lost in this game between adults and children. Anyway, in the end, even if the whole plate of braised pork was placed in front of Xiao Xiaotao, the annoying uncle opposite him could still easily stretch out his arm and grab the braised pork in front of him.

Xiao Xiaotao: "..."

snort!

"Stinky Zhizhi, are you going somewhere to gain some experience?" Xiaotao keenly sensed something.

Su Nanzhi: “…”

She doesn't speak.

Xiao Xiaotao was even more certain that her guess was correct, "Are you going to take him with you without me?"

Su Nanzhi picked up the cabbage slowly and said, "The first task of a human cub is to learn."

Xiao Tao was dissatisfied: "I can learn those things in kindergarten after watching them once. Why do I have to do the same as them?"

Su Nanzhi said softly, "I'm not asking you to just learn knowledge, I'm asking you to learn how to be a human cub."

(End of this chapter)