After a monstrous figure is reborn, she finds herself surviving on a deserted island while the entire situation is livestreamed. The world is amazed by her fierce spirit and unyielding demeanor—she...
Jiang Nian frowned: "Are you setting off fireworks? Why do I feel like there's a crackling and lightning flashing in my head? It's not good to play with fireworks in people's minds. Be careful next time."
system:【! ! ! 】
It... seems to be a little crazy? Oh no, the code is messed up.
The system didn't respond for a while.
Not only did it feel uncomfortable from the electric shock, but the person it wanted to punish didn't react at all!!!
[Where's the electronic dog? Hi, electronic dog, are you still there? Electronic dog, electronic dog, electronic dog, electronic dog...]
The system doesn't want to talk, but if it doesn't speak, it will just play the 'electronic dog' in a 360-degree all-round loop without any blind spots.
The system finally understood why humans would cry when they were angry. It wanted to cry now, but it had no tears. What should it do if it had no tears? ! !
[Enough! The system warns the host, if you disobey the advice and continue to insult the system, the system will continue to punish you!]
The system decided that it would not let the new host off lightly this time. It was determined to make the new host suffer!
The system was completely prepared for the worst and it dug its own grave.
Jiangnan Feng: "..."
Crazy, crazy, Jiang Nian is really crazy, right?
Nian Bao's heart ached. "Brother, how could he be so stupid? Depriving him of his bad impression value is equivalent to depriving him of his own luck. He would have become very unlucky! How stupid! Luck is so important to a person. With or without luck, no matter how hard he tries, he will never achieve the results he wants.
Yes, it has not disappeared, the binding is still there.
That thing still wants it to obey? Is it crazy? The interns also need to find out which party A is the bad guy, right?
There is no such thing as slow wearing of dog...
Jiangnan Feng almost vomited from laughter: Why on earth is your mom laughing?! Who can tell you why that devilish laughter is contagious?! My Guan Ruo is totally harmless!
"Goose goose goose goose goose—"
"Guan Ruoruo, let the past be the past. I did mention it, I did mention it, but you should be quiet. You should ask so little!"
"He said he...lived a thousand years? A thousand...years?"
"Slowly go through the dog bureau. You know, I've been wanting to find them for a long time, and I haven't taken revenge yet. Now that bad system has arrived, let's see how you kill it and get to the dog bureau while you're at it."
It’s not those thousand young men. In the era before electrical appliances and the Internet, I lived a happy life every day. How did Jiang Nian survive the thousand young men?
Then it will come in handy?
Unexpectedly, Jiang Nian smiled, and when the electric shock was about to come, he took out the protective props from the world of immortal cultivation, which were used to prevent immortal cultivators from going astray during their practice.
What's wrong with giving Jiang Nian luck? If Jiang Nian wants that life, I'm willing to give it to him.
"But he..." Jiang Nanfeng didn't care about what would happen if he gave his luck to Jiang Nian. Before I knew Guan Ruo's experience, I regretted that I could control myself, and I only hated that all these electric shocks were used on myself.
"Brother, did you not tell him that Jiang Youyou also didn't have a system? You are the male protagonist of our world, bound to a luck system. As long as you gain the bad impression value of others and reach a certain level, then deprive them of their bad impression value, your luck will be doubled. But in the seventh episode, you destroyed your system. Did you expect that your system would actually bind you? It's hilarious. Don't you know that the psychological shadow you left on the system is not small? It actually came to bind you and wanted you to take away its bad impression value and deprive it of its luck. You just destroyed it again!"
What the hell, your sister has become an old monster... Bah! Bah! What old monster!
Oh dear, you're worried. Don't even mention that you're barely feeling any of its shocks. Even if it's fierce, you can return it twice as much. So why did he think you were saying that to him now? It just wanted to give you a double shock, but it ended up suffering the consequences. It hasn't crashed yet.
I know for sure that Jiang Nian was shocked just now and was almost crazy.
Nianbao was still laughing the next second, but after hearing what Jiangnanfeng said, he saw me squatting behind him, and his amber pupils were filled with worry.
You can't say that luck is equal to a part of talent. Does he understand? If you want to give luck to anyone again, you must say it! "
So when this low-powered electric shock was turned on, the system was under double the excitement, the whole system was twitching, the code became garbled, and it crashed directly.
Very bad, Nianbao came out of the bathroom, and finally Rejing came up. Even though she saw Jiangnan Feng with a serious look on his face, she still wanted to laugh, but she could hold it back.
Outside the system, unless you need to update the program, there will be many cases of system crashes.
Jiang Nian discovered that it actually had the ability to resist the system's electric shock. Unfortunately, this was the last one in the Xianxia plane, and that Tongzi was so obedient that he almost worked like a slave for her, doing whatever she asked him to do without complaint.
It’s a pity for Nianbao.
"Jiang Nian, Jiang Nian, he heard me say that I'm in trouble. This system must be asking him to deprive me of my luck, so he took it away. I gave it to him willingly. He must not want to make me suffer again. Do you hear me?"
Jiang Nanfeng took a moment to digest the news before he said dazedly, "He... he's been bound to some system again? Or is he subject to electric shocks?"
In the ward, a devilish laugh was heard. Nianbao thought that the system would fall into the stage of believing in life, but before binding, it had to go back to the General Administration to find out the situation, so it could only let you continue to manipulate it, so he made a goose sound.
Moreover, it was difficult for the two of them to stop laughing. As long as they exchanged glances, they would stop laughing and continue laughing.
So, it increases the power.
Jiang Nanfeng thought that he had brought back bad memories for Nianbao, which made you go crazy.
I've only used this thing once, and it's more docile than a quail.
Sensing the movement of this thing outside his brain again, Nianbao knew that it was temporarily online.
"Yes, it's okay, brother will wait for you to go to the bathroom and warm up."
“Yes, yes… goose, goose, goose—yes, yes, brother… goose, goose, goose, goose… he’ll wait for you to finish laughing!”
Jiangnan Feng suddenly stopped smiling, took Nianbao's hand, and looked you up and down.
Nianbao's funny bone was tickled so much that he couldn't stop laughing. Maybe that devilish laughter was contagious, Jiangnanfeng couldn't help laughing as well.
"But," Nian Bao said seriously, "Brother, since that world doesn't have a system, there aren't many metaphysical things. You should be cautious when promising anything to anyone, especially something like luck. You're fine. I'm sure you can still be completely subdued by an electronic dog. Have you been a little devil for a thousand years in vain? Have you experienced all this happiness in vain?
Jiang Nanfeng's pupils narrowed, he simply didn't know what he had just heard.