Chapter 7: The Perfect Seven-Kill Combo

Lou Yuqing ate some melon and suddenly noticed that the arguing around her had stopped. She subconsciously looked at Si Nidie and Wu Fengshu.

[Finished arguing? Want to go to the dueling arena?]

The two women: "..."

The air fell silent for a moment.

Si Nidie reacted quickly, her face instantly turning serious: "Fellow martial artist, have you thought this through? You're not planning to desert your post, are you? I won't respect you for that."

"Who cares about your opinion? I just want to know where your brother is!" Wu Fengshu chimed in, but then she regretted it. She shouldn't have dragged Si Nanren into this.

She swore that she was no longer so obsessed with Si Nanren.

Still arguing? Well, I'll just keep watching.

Si Nidie breathed a sigh of relief: That was close.

Gu Bugai shook his head with amusement; young people these days are really lively.

After suffering three consecutive defeats, Wu Fengshu, deeply saddened, turned her grief and anger into motivation for cultivation, and went into seclusion until she broke through to the Foundation Establishment stage before starting anew.

By chance, she encountered a disciple of the Fish Yin Sect, who possessed none of the flaws of the previous three. Thus began her fourth pursuit.

The two enjoyed a sweet period together, until one day, a disciple of the Fish Yin Sect said he had something to tell her. Wu Fengshu thought he was going to confess his love, but, hahaha...

Lou Yuqing almost burst out laughing when she saw this.

Wu Fengshu suddenly had a bad feeling.

[Haha, he...he said: Feng'er, it's so nice to meet you. Would you like to be my sister for life? What the hell is this "sister" thing?]

Wu Fengshu: "..." Good grief.

Is she going to all this trouble to pursue someone just so she can become their sister?

Although the future events haven't happened yet, Wu Fengshu is now very immersed in the story and wants to rush over and beat up the Yu Yin Sect disciples.

Si Nidie raised her hand to cover her lips, using all her strength to stop herself from laughing out loud.

How could such an outrageous thing happen? Is this the legendary case of lovers becoming sisters?

Among the crowd, Gu Bugai was the most composed, since his expressionless face made it impossible for him to laugh even if he wanted to, but in reality, he was also caught between laughter and tears.

Enraged, Wu Fengshu struck a disciple of the Yu Yin Sect. Then, something even more dramatic happened: the disciple's outer robe tore, revealing pink women's clothing underneath.

[This women's clothing was a limited edition robe from the Treasure Pavilion, which caused a bidding war among female cultivators back then, but was ultimately won by a disciple of the Fish Yin Sect.]

[Because he said he was buying it for his future Daoist partner, the female cultivators were very pleased with this gesture, and many gave in. However, they never expected that he would turn around and put the robe on himself.]

Wu Fengshu: "..." Suddenly, she didn't know what to say.

This person will definitely be at the top of her blacklist!

Si Nidie struggled to suppress her laughter, her cheeks turning bright red in an effort to prevent her junior sister from noticing anything amiss.

Gu Bugai's inner thoughts: Hahaha.

What a cross-dressing master! Wu Fengshu's luck is truly incredible.

This blow was even greater than the one to the Yunxiao Sect sword cultivators. She returned to her sect and cultivated diligently for many years before she finally had the courage to leave the mountain.

On the way, Wu Fengshu was rescued by a male cultivator, and she developed some feelings for him. This man was quite good at understanding women's hearts and won her favor on several occasions.

Wu Fengshu thought he was quite good, but of course, once bitten, twice shy, she still decided to investigate his identity.

This investigation uncovered a major problem: this male cultivator was actually a disciple of the Hehuan Sect, practicing dual cultivation, and already had several concubines before meeting Wu Fengshu.

Wu Fengshu: Damn it!

This princess hasn't even managed to sleep with a man, while you've slept with so many women.

Go ahead and blacklist you!

Si Nidie thought to herself: No wonder he understands women's hearts, it turns out it's due to his experience.

Suddenly, Lou Yuqing's thoughts paused.

Si Nidie knew things were going badly and immediately put on an act: "My patience is limited. If this continues, don't blame me for forcibly dragging you to the dueling stage."

"Hmph, I won't listen to you, what can you do about it!" Wu Fengshu looked annoyed, seemingly venting her resentment towards the scumbag.

Lou Yuqing, seeing that they were still arguing, continued to watch the drama unfold.

Although she avoided a scumbag, Wu Fengshu's mood for training was ruined, so she had no choice but to return to her sect to continue her cultivation and get rid of the bad luck.

Even her master couldn't stand it anymore and introduced her to a disciple of the Star Pavilion. He knew her background, had impeccable character, excellent cultivation talent, and was also very good at interpersonal relationships.

The two went to the treasure hunt together. Wu Fengshu was very satisfied with his performance. However, upon their return, the disciples of the Star Pavilion had all vanished without a trace.

Wu Fengshu: What?!

Lou Yuqing was also puzzled for a moment, then quickly continued reading.

[Run away? Oh, no. Because the Star Pavilion disciple is a diligent scholar, he spends all his time cultivating.]

Wu Fengshu wanted to talk to him about love, but his reply was always "Let's talk about it tomorrow." Tomorrow never came, and in the end, Wu Fengshu never managed to get him to come out.

Wu Fengshu: "..." Is she some kind of wicked fool?

Another major player has been added to the blacklist.

Si Nidie's face was stiff from smiling, and she rubbed her cheeks.

Gu Bugai thought to himself, "Some ascetic cultivators are like this. Their Dao heart is firm, and they will not be distracted by other things before they have achieved the Great Dao."

Enraged, Wu Fengshu cultivated relentlessly, surpassing the Star Pavilion disciple in cultivation level. Using her unique illusionary abilities, she defeated him on the field.

After six failures, Wu Fengshu finally realized that this place was her weakness, so she came to the southern border of the continent.

Perhaps there really was a problem with the feng shui, but in any case, Wu Fengshu finally met her true love, and the two of them, after much back and forth, interacted very sweetly.

It went so smoothly I can hardly believe it.

Wu Fengshu felt that she had finally turned the tables: What's so hard to believe? This princess said that it's impossible for me not to find a man, it's just that those men are no good.

Si Nidie expressed her doubts. She remembered very clearly that her junior sister had pointed out at the beginning that Wu Fengshu would remain single for life, which could not have been unfounded.

The next moment, Lou Yuqing's inner voice rang out.

I told you it wasn't that simple.

Just as the two were about to confirm their relationship, a disciple from the Southern Frontier said that his family possessed an ancient cursed artifact that could verify whether their love could last forever.

If they can pass the test, it means they are the destined ones.

However, the disciple from the Southern Frontier was unaware that the text he was reading was missing a page; this ancient cursed object actually fed on love.

The moment they summoned their cursed artifacts was the moment their love vanished.

The ancient cursed creatures, having eaten and drunk their fill, fell into a deep slumber, carrying with them their love—could this be considered a different kind of eternity?

Wu Fengshu: !!

Si Nidie laughed herself to death.

Gu Bugai seemed to be deep in thought: An ancient cursed object?

However, Wu Fengshu's love was consumed, and she lost the ability to love, which is why she ultimately remained single for the rest of her life.

Lou Yuqing concluded with a sigh.

Wu Fengshu: "..."

She just wants to find a man, why is it so difficult?

Si Nidie: Lower your expectations and you'll discover a new world.

Wu Fengshu stubbornly replied: Impossible!

Si Nidie shrugged: Then I guess I'll be single forever.

Wu Fengshu snorted: Is what she says necessarily true?

As it turns out, that was indeed the case.

With a "click," the door to the room was pushed open, and a red light, accompanied by an incomparable stench, rushed in.

Everyone: !!!

Everyone instinctively pinched their noses, backed away, and backed away again.

Lou Yuqing asked in a muffled voice, "Who is this person?"

Si Nidie said weakly, "It seems to be my brother."

"What!"

Upon hearing this, Wu Fengshu looked at the newcomer in disbelief. She had been so busy avoiding the stench that she hadn't even noticed that this person was actually Si Nanren.

Now, her last glimmer of hope was shattered.

Si Nanren actually hid in the composting area!

If she was somewhat skeptical before, she is now completely convinced.

In an instant, the image of Si Nanren, the scholar she had fallen in love with at first sight that day, began to blur in Wu Fengshu's mind, and it wouldn't be long before he disappeared completely.

Upon seeing this, Si Nanren was overjoyed. His sister had indeed not lied to him, and he figured the Princess of Wu Kingdom would no longer pursue him.

Just then, three cleaning spells were cast on Si Nanren. It was because Lou Yuqing and the others couldn't stand the stench and used the spells at the same time.

Only Wu Fengshu, disillusioned, was momentarily stunned and didn't react.

The air has become fresh and natural again.

Si Nanren laughed heartily and said, "Thank you all."

Si Nidie said irritably, "Why are you here?"

Si Nanren was taken aback: "Didn't you send me?"

Why did the senior sister call her brother over?

Si Nidie knew she was in trouble. She had been so overwhelmed by the stench emanating from Si Nanren that she had forgotten she was the one who had called him over.

"Isn't it...isn't it because she's been clinging to me! You got yourself into this mess, so deal with it yourself." Si Nidie's mind raced, and she quickly shifted the blame to Wu Fengshu.

Wu Fengshu: "..."

[I see. But having witnessed Si Nanren's state firsthand, Wu Fengshu should probably give up.]

Wu Fengshu looked at Si Nanren with mixed feelings. After all, he was the first man she had ever been attracted to. Just as she was about to say something, a large group of people rushed into the audience area.

"The stench is gone?"

"That person definitely came from this direction!"

"Excuse me, have you seen a disciple carrying excrement pass by?"

They asked Lou Yuqing and the others.

Stuffing poop?!

Everyone: "..."

Is it true or false?

Si Nanren coughed and said, "I'm sorry, we didn't see him. This is the Hall of Enforcement, and disciples dare not act recklessly. Could he have gone to a nearby place?"

"That makes sense. Let's spread out and search."

Si Nanren breathed a sigh of relief after successfully seeing them off.

Turning around, he met the strange looks from the crowd. He jumped up and said, "No way, you guys actually believe that? What normal person would stuff poop on themselves!"

Si Nidie crossed her arms and said coolly, "That would be for the best."

Si Nanren said frankly, "Of course that's how it is."

Lou Yuqing exited the system panel.

The system was still scrolling a line of small text where she couldn't see it—This big juicy gossip has been delivered. Five people were there to enjoy it: Zixiao Immortal Venerable, Minghan True Person, Qingxuzi, Si Nidie, and Wu Fengshu.

High in the sky, after listening to Lou Yuqing's thoughts, Master Minghan of the Hundred Spirits Sect still had a look of shock on his face: "Senior Zixiao's closed-door disciple is indeed worthy of his reputation."

Qingxuzi humbly replied, "You flatter me."

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