Abnormal Population Control Bureau

"Operator, hello. If you are hearing this broadcast, it means the erosion has already begun, and we have started to be forgotten by the world."

"If the erosion goes too deep and c...

Chapter 216 The Macho Man

Chapter 217 The Macho Man

"The Mirror of Eternal Dreams, huh? It really is a perfect place for slaughter."

"I slept for so long and missed so many great shows."

"No...or rather, I was forced to stay trapped in that illusion and play house with a bunch of idiots."

"The propaganda department, the planning team, the armed forces department... and the board of directors? That idiot Li Lin really knows how to replicate Eoubs' hierarchical system. He's so used to being a dog that he's not used to being a human."

"He just deliberately dragged me into it. Damn, the thought of what I did for that bastard makes me sick."

"No wonder Sergio wanted to kill his whole family, I can totally empathize with him now."

Fifteen minutes after the missile attack, Pandora sent all the awakening codes to the terminals of every operative. Like its mother, Catalyst, that thing was a top-tier weapon left behind by 252. In less than a second… it could forcibly pull their souls out of their daze and refine them.

Before Hamilton awoke, he was merely a security guard for the Heavenly Gospel Corporation and was at the epicenter of a missile strike. However, he was incredibly lucky, almost ridiculously so... Perhaps due to the Sergio butterfly effect, he only suffered minor injuries, being hit on the head by a falling slab of concrete and temporarily losing consciousness.

The two armed men in charge of the clearing operation were still calculating the death toll and resource depletion; such incidents were rare, occurring only a few times a year. But those idiots were usually bored enough, and the rare occurrence of reckless terrorists causing trouble made their lives more interesting.

What was fun quickly turned into terror.

"Are you still here recording battle damage data, you motherfucker?"

"Someone fucking came back to life!"

As they were dumping the clearing equipment into the now-ruined building and discussing which hot girls they should go to the red-light district to hook up with after get off work, they heard the medical corps nearby issue a retreat notice.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck!!!"

"What the hell is that thing?"

"Some idiot just put the detector near that pile of rubble, and then someone came back to life."

Suddenly, a fucking hand popped out.

"Just get out of here quickly."

"This person is like an experimental subject who has undergone a bloodline modification surgery; he's incredibly powerful."

“We need to tell the board about this…”

Before he could finish speaking...

The medical personnel who had formed a circle instantly turned into several clouds of blood mist, then dissolved into the smoke, dying beyond any hope of survival, even skipping the process of their mothers being reincarnated.

The weapon that caused all this—just an ordinary detector bracket, the kind of junk that would only fetch $10 at a junkyard—was used by some unknown person and turned into something as outrageous as your mother's ancient murder weapon.

By the time the two armed men realized what was happening, Hamilton was already in front of them. No one could see how he moved; in any case, this demon was looking at them with the eyes of someone looking at dog shit.

I don't know if I'm incredibly lucky or just incredibly unlucky, but I finally got to go out and stretch my legs, and I ran into a monster of hellish quality. I must have forgotten to thank God before leaving home, and now I'm getting my comeuppance. It really knows how to put pressure on people…

Do you have any cigars?

Hamilton looked at the two men who were standing still and thought that there was no need to kill them now. It would be better to do it after obtaining the information.

Although his memories were still somewhat distorted, he understood that the most important thing he needed to do right now was to beat these worlds until his legs cramped up and kill all those mentally challenged operatives.

Those two were clearly having a mental breakdown, failing to react at all; their faces were just contorted like bitter gourds.

"Damn, you two weren't scared out of your wits, were you?"

"Get me something that will make me happy, quick."

Hamilton clicked his tongue in extreme displeasure, and immediately started spinning the probe using both his index and middle fingers. The spin speed was like that of a speedboat propeller at full power, and as for the power it could produce... it was only enough to grind a person into mincemeat.

As if waking from a dream, the two hurriedly took out cigars and matches from their backpacks to light him up. At the same time, they were relieved that the people working at Paradise Gospel were very particular about their high-class status. If they hadn't brought some consumables to show off, they would have been dead on the spot.

"How should we address you?"

Hamilton took a deep breath, and his cigar shrank considerably, sending chills down their spines. Their expressions were as if they had seen their own penises being sucked in and swallowed by the other man.

"What are you two idiots calling yourselves?"

He felt a little better and asked the question.

“Just call me Amber. This is my partner, Nori.”

"Very good, from now on you are idiot number one, and you are moron number two."

Hamilton took another puff, smoking the cigar dry, then popped it into his mouth and chewed it, his expression unchanged.

"You can call me Dad, or you can call me Grandpa, but you're not worthy of knowing my name if you're mentally challenged."

"Father! I've been looking for you for so long!"

"Grandpa! I'm your most beloved grandson!"

Unexpectedly, Amber and Nolly immediately knelt down, their sycophantic nature exploding outright, even surprising Hamilton.

Sure, that's awesome, bro. If everyone in the world were as pragmatic as you guys, what the hell would Eoubs be? We could just unite and storm the Wave Layer and wipe them out.

"Hmm...you two are quite good."

"At least among the scum I've encountered, you two are among the best, but your abilities are too weak, so you still won't live long."

"In fact, I come from the outside world. Or rather, the world you live in now is fake, and I am the one who knows the truth, but I have been deceived by your cerebral palsy chairman all along."

“My memory has not fully recovered, and I am still quite unfamiliar with the country he created.”

"But I'm incredibly fierce, fiercer than you can imagine."

Hamilton said, gripping the probe and making an aiming motion before throwing it southward with a tiny bit of force.

They didn't see anything clearly.

But in less than two seconds, like a fireworks display, a news building three kilometers away exploded, as if it had been targeted by a new round of missile attacks.

"For me, it's just an easy thing, like picking my nose."

"My power is so immense that your barren minds cannot even begin to comprehend it."

Amber was struck dumb, and had to support Nori to barely keep his balance and avoid collapsing.

He truly is... a real macho man.