Chapter 45 Chapter 45 Anyone who messes with me can’t get married ^_…

He wrapped around her like a gorgeous snake, spitting out its scarlet tongue. If they talked at the door, Li Chengchuan would easily catch them. Xing Kui turned around and let Jiang Yuming in.

"Don't call me a supermodel. Go watch the real supermodels on TV." Walking to the kitchen, Xing Kui touched her legs and gestured, "The kind with really long legs that can break you with one kick."

Jiang Yuming smiled fondly behind her, "Length doesn't mean strength, just like our Kui Kui's legs aren't short, but they seem boneless. Ah, maybe it's because I kissed her so hard that she became numb."

Xing Kui turned around abruptly, covering his mouth with both hands. Heat welled up in her ears, and she gritted her teeth, "You've never kissed a leg, so don't spread rumors."

The lips covering her palm opened and closed, and hot breath sprayed over her palm. Jiang Yuming's charming eyes were filled with a shimmering smile: "I was talking about the mouth. Kuikui, do you want to try the legs?"

Xing Kui withdrew her hand as if she had been electrocuted, and glared at him in embarrassment: "I don't want to try! I have to cook dinner, so stop teasing me."

Jiang Yuming followed her and slowly took off his coat. "You haven't told me what you were angry about just now. Tell me, and I'll burn it. One for one, please."

The water in the pot in the kitchen had already boiled, and there were two tomatoes and an egg on the cutting board. It was obvious that they were going to make scrambled eggs with tomatoes, just one dish.

The decoration is minimalist, and Jiang Yuming has never seen a minimalist dining style. No matter what Xing Kui answers, he decides to cook.

But Xing Kui didn't know that Dr. Jiang was a first-class cook. Just hearing "he will cook" made her mouth water. She picked up a tomato and weighed it in her palm.

She was quite upset that the talkative man deleted the sports meeting materials, but it was a small matter after all. The other party hid his whereabouts and seemed to be in trouble. She didn't say much and just regarded it as compensation for the scratch she had made.

"I'm just mad at a guy who likes supermodels and keeps trying to seduce me." Xing Kui said half-seriously, "It just so happens that my own media is short of material, and I'm already annoyed."

She held the tomato in both hands and handed it to Jiang Yuming, saying obediently, "I'm done, let's burn it."

His forehead was gently pushed. Jiang Yuming took the tomato, walked to the cutting board, took a knife from the knife rack, and made a cross on the top of the tomato: "I am the one who offended Kuikui, so I will apologize to Kuikui. Are you short of ingredients? I can help you think... Aren't the corn cream rolls from the daytime the ingredients?"

"That one can only post one message, which is not enough."

"Only one post? I don't think so." Jiang Yuming laughed and put the tomatoes into the boiling water. "Xu Ye ran to buy you a corn cream roll, so he could post one post. You fed Li Chengchuan, so he could post another. Now, he can post another."

Xing Kui: "Ah? What do you mean?"

Jiang Yuming: "Go get one."

Xing Kui went to get it immediately, and sighed as she opened the refrigerator, saying that Jiang Yuming was a really good person. Not only did he help her solve the problem of being pressured to get married, but he also gave her advice through the self-media.

During the period after breaking up with Zhou Jing, although Jiang Yuming always seduced her, in fact, as long as she showed real resistance, he would never force her. Otherwise, it would be impossible that they had only kissed twice until today.

After returning with the corn cream rolls, Xing Kui excitedly said, "How else can I send it? Teach me quickly."

Jiang Yuming had already peeled the tomato, and the clean water from the tap flowed over his hands, even his nails were beautiful: "Cream roll, me, you, can't you imagine?"

Xing Kui was confused: "What can I think of?"

"Oh, then you can think of feeding Li Chengchuan with your own hands." Jiang Yuming raised his eyes to look at her, "And in front of me."

His jealousy was revealed the moment he raised his eyes, as if it had been pent up for a long time since the car ride, and at this moment it all rushed into Xing Kui's eyes. She thought for a moment, then raised the corn cream roll: "You want me to feed you too? Then eat it."

The golden corn was an inch away from Jiang Yuming's red lips. The clock on the wall showed 7:40. "You had dinner before coming to my house, right? Can you still eat now?"

Jiang Yuming stared at the food on his lips, looked down at her, and smiled: "I can't eat it, but you haven't had dinner yet, right? I just want to taste it."

Xing Kui: "Wait—" Wait a minute? What does her not eating have to do with him tasting it?

Jiang Yuming lowered his head and took a bite of the corn cream. His beautiful face suddenly enlarged and moved closer to Xing Kui: "Kui Kui, open your mouth and let me kiss you. For the sake of this dinner."

Xing Kui: “!!!!!!”

He didn't want her to feed him, but he wanted him to feed her and then she would "feed" him! One more level than Li Chengchuan!

For a moment, Xing Kui forgot to breathe. Jiang Yuming was so aggressive, like those stars from the 1980s and 1990s, with majestic and eye-catching features. Once you get close to him, you can't take your eyes off him.

It’s no wonder that Jiang Yuming said before that he liked supermodels. People prefer their own appearance and style, and the same goes for their temperament.

His lips were thick at the top and thin at the bottom. He bit the corn cream. The taste of rose, corn and cream often penetrated Xing Kui's nostrils and lips and teeth, like a silent temptation, stimulating the growth of hunger, rising from the stomach to the head.

Xing Kui's head was buzzing, like a thousand little bees flapping their wings in the frontal and temporal lobes: "I'm hungry." I haven't had dinner yet, so we can't kiss for too long.

With a blushing face, she covered Jiang Yuming's lips. Jiang Yuming smiled with his lips curved, and the tip of his long tongue pushed the cream into her lips.

The feeding was short and sweet. After a while, Jiang Yuming's nose touched hers, and the breath that sprayed on her lips was moist and hot. After it was over, his breath seemed to be kissing her.

"Okay, let's make dinner so I can post three more."

One post said Xu Ye bought it for her, one said she fed Li Chengchuan, and one said... "Wait." Xing Kui turned around to edit the post, then turned back and grabbed Jiang Yuming by the collar.

"Li Chengchuan will read the content of my account. I can't write you feeding me! Jiang Yuming! You are fooling me!"

The person whose collar she was pulling licked his lips and smiled, as bright and hot as the sunlight at noon in summer.

Xing Kui's lips were trembling. She held back her words for a long time, then finally hummed loudly, shook her head, and walked away, her hands and feet moving in unison. "Cook well. I want three dishes and a soup. I'm going to get busy."

The refrigerator door opened, and Jiang Yuming took out spinach and lettuce with bony fingers. He hummed a song inaudibly, walked back to the cutting board, took out his phone, clicked on the memo, and opened a note titled "Rose emoji+TOP1".

There are only two lines of text in the note:

2/40,

0/7.

Jiang Yuming hummed a song, changed "2" to "3", put away his phone, and continued to cook in a good mood.

In the bedroom, Xing Kui sat down at the computer desk, patted her hot and steaming cheeks, and first posted a post with the theme of corn cream rolls, telling about her experience of encountering a school bully at Jingjiang University.

She immediately woke up the computer. Her account was in the new development stage and had to be updated steadily. The materials for the sports meeting were gone. Fortunately, she had recorded the screen while watching the drama live in the afternoon, and she had to cut out the video as soon as possible.

Open PR to create a new project and import the materials. Just like learning Spanish, Xing Kui also learned the skill of editing by himself when he was in college in order to add points for his future.

She was typing on the keyframe, with a small yellow hat on the table next to her. She usually wore Xu Ye's coffee hat when she went out, but she was afraid of being recognized, so she changed into a new one when she appeared on camera.

Half an hour passed by unknowingly. Xing Kui rubbed his eyes, which had hardly blinked, and opened a certain Douyin app from the web page to see the feedback on the previous video.

Wow, why are there so many comments? Oh, they are all scolding her.

Xing Kui covered her eyes all of a sudden and said, "I didn't see it, I didn't see it, I didn't see it. If I can't see it, it doesn't exist."

Well, let’s take a look at what everyone is scolding.

Carefully opening and closing her five fingers, Xing Kui peeked through the gap because she played a video clip from "Meet My Stars". In that plot, many people played the background of the male protagonist, and only the third male lead Liang Junhe responded to the male protagonist's words and actions.

As a result, he offended all the fans of "many people".

Who's looking at this drama through a magnifying glass? You're just picking on people like you. The internet is full of such rage. Take my brother away.

[We were originally filming the male lead. Everyone's tired after a day of filming, so what's wrong with taking a break? The director didn't even mention it, but you're bringing it up here. How funny.]

[Perhaps there's no need to react here. Someone's eager to perform is being praised by you.]

Xing Kui sighed and touched her itchy eyes. She was not finding fault at all. She just looked at these people's reading comprehension scores in the Chinese language exam.

Even some of Liang Junhe's fans are scolding her, saying she is maliciously trying to sow discord and is playing the role of a hater. I give in, and just think of these things as part of her daily wonderful adventures.

She was about to close the comment page, but suddenly stopped scrolling the mouse. There was a strange ID that appeared repeatedly in a string of comments, very conspicuous.

“Anyone who messes with me will never get married^_^”?

This person is like a fighter with extremely high fighting power. He debates with many people, floods her comment section with comments, and defends her word by word.

[Who's the most violent? Even Buddha would shake his head if you smashed an electronic wooden fish like that.]

[Hello? Is your brother the one who reads the script in the actress's room in the middle of the night?]

[Take it away quickly, it's an unlucky thing. Remember to go to the hospital and make an appointment with a specialist after you take it away.]

Xing Kui was stunned. "He"'s profile picture was the marriage tree in the temple hung with red silk and prayer boards, but his behavior was more like firecrackers of all sizes that were set off everywhere, and they exploded towards the people who bullied her.

She couldn't help but imagine the image of a little tiger covered with firecrackers. Watching it charging into battle, she felt a sense of satisfaction as if "whoever bullies the master, the master will close the door and let the tiger out."

He was also in the private message list, and he had sent her many messages, most of which were forwarded funny videos.

Anyone who messes with me will never get married^_^: [Wife, don’t look at the comments section, I’m in the comments section, just look at the funny ones! ]

Anyone who messes with me will never get married^_^: [(love you heart.gif)]

When communicating online, people often use terms like "sister, teacher, baby", and some even call her wife. Xing Kui didn't mind, and felt warmed by it. She clicked on the person's homepage and took a look. It was empty, and the gender was shown as female.

She stepped back, thought for a moment, and replied: [Thank you (send you flowers.jpg)]

Unexpectedly, the fan was still online and immediately responded to her: [Got flowers! Honey, honey, I heard you were live streaming today and I missed it. Will you still be streaming tomorrow? Will you still watch "Meet My Stars"?]

Xing Kui: [Look, there's still one more episode to go.]

Those who mess with me can't get married^_^: [So what do you watch after watching this? Are you still watching Leung Kwan Hyuk? ]

Uh... is this person a fan of Liang Junhe? Xing Kui speculated: [Yes, but he has nothing to watch. Didn't the variety show stop filming?]

Anyone who messes with me will never get married^_^: [He will go back to film immediately! ]

Xing Kui:?

[I mean, he's been missing long enough, it's time for him to come back.]

That's right, right? How long can a star stay out of the public eye? Xing Kui scratched her forehead and continued: "It will take many months for the variety show to be filmed, edited, and aired. That's too long."

[No! There is a 24-hour live broadcast!]

What? There's such a thing? Xing Kui did some searching and found similar news. It was spread by a marketing account a long time ago, and the official hadn't confirmed it. Maybe this fan really liked Liang Junhe, so he told her so confidently. She thought about it and decided to end the topic amicably, editing the message: [Okay, got it, thank you baby~]

The snow-white room was filled with objects that could attract romance. There were peach blossoms on the table, and strawberry crystals were hung on hemp ropes by the wall. Liang Junhe was holding a mobile phone with a peach blossom charm pendant, and the corners of his lips couldn't help but rise up, revealing his pointed white little canine teeth.

Immediately, he jumped out of bed and rushed over to his sister Liang Zhaoran and brother-in-law who were still having dinner. He slammed his hand on the table and said, "Sis! I won't hype up Zhou Li as a couple. I agree to do a 24-hour live broadcast! In exchange, I'll do this!"

Liang Zhaoran choked. Her husband beside her patted her back. She was so shocked that she didn't even have time to wipe her mouth. "Didn't you say you'd rather die than do it? You said you'd be under camera 24 hours a day. I might as well hang you with a rope."

"It's different now." Liang Junhe stood up straight, hands on his hips, as white as the light source standing beside the dining table, "My wife wants materials."

Liang Zhaoran: "..." What's wrong with you? "Of course if you're willing, I'll arrange it right away, but you have to think it over carefully. Control your temper during the filming, and don't lose control of your mouth when you see someone you don't like."

Liang Junhe nodded. For his wife's sake, he reluctantly endured it. His wife called him baby and said, "I'll be back tonight!"

Liang Zhaoran: "..." Is this still her brother?

After Liang Junhe finished speaking, he stared at his phone again. He finished watching all the videos of Tiantian Qimiao Adventure on Douyin in a few hours. She had similar experiences with Xing Kui, and her tone of voice was also very similar to Xing Kui.

But she is really tough, gentle and kind, unlike Xing Kui, who is hypocritical and has caused her brother to turn against her. She is the flagship store's top-of-the-line version of Xing Kui Plus.

Humph, his wife would speak up for him and protect him online. Xing Kui almost broke his button by picking it!

It still hurts just thinking about it. Liang Junhe covered his chest and stared at the last two words Tiantian Qimiao Adventure sent him, "Baby~ Hey, baby~ sweet~ hehe~"

He laughed into the suffix of his nickname: ^_^.

On the other side, Xing Kui just thought that "people who mess with me will never get married ^_^" was a loyal fan of Liang Junhe. After saying this, she leaned back in her chair and did not take the 24-hour live broadcast of the variety show seriously.

She really needs new material to keep updating. All the content related to the sports meet was deleted by the chatterbox. What an annoying chatterbox. She has to think of some new ones. How about going to Jingjiang University and asking Juan to help her shoot it again?

It seems like it could work, but after meeting Xu Ye, Juan is no longer the best choice. Why don't she ask Xu Ye if he can help her take the photo?

An idea popped into her mind and quickly took over. Xing Kui excitedly rushed to the kitchen and put her hands on the cutting board: "Doctor Jiang! Do you know how to add Xu Ye?"

Jiang Yuming was serving stir-fried lettuce and meat on a plate. He paused for a moment when he heard this, lowering his narrow, seductive eyes thoughtfully. "You want him to be your new fake marriage partner? Kuikui, I don't agree."