1. After a car accident, Xing Kui met Li Chengchuan, the man in the hospital bed next to hers. He was rigid and a germaphobe, his clothes ironed without a single wrinkle, utterly devoid of any sign...
Chapter 70 Chapter 70 Physiological Like
Why is he so excited?
Xing Kui was as stiff as a puppet. Jiang Yuming was breathing rapidly, his eyes binding her with heat, and there was lust in his eyes, like a hungry snake that saw its prey, and every breath he took seemed to be bathed in sticky venom.
Frankly, Jiang Yuming must have been born from a volcano, that's why he burns so hard every day! Xing Kui stood straight and bumped Jiang Yuming with her hard skull. "Wait a moment, I'll reply to my fans first."
"Are you still going to reply to fans' messages?" Jiang Yuming matched her bump with an expression, baring his teeth as if hurt, with a hint of flirtation flowing between his beautiful brows.
"I wasn't going to reply, but what she said today was a little different. It seems like she's been bullied." Xing Kui walked a few steps out of the entrance, then turned and pointed at Jiang Yuming who had followed. "Don't flirt with me until I'm done talking to her. Save it for later."
She made a little compromise, walked towards Jiang Yuming, took his long white little finger and pinky-pinched it.
The two fingers were entangled together, and Jiang Yuming's long, thick black eyelashes trembled. Xing Kui saw that he was excited again, and hurriedly pulled them apart and wiped his little finger.
"We good kids are just too kind-hearted. This person might just be trying to trick you into replying. I've had patients come to me before, claiming to have pain all over their bodies."
Xing Kui glared at him. "What if? I don't believe you didn't show her when that patient said she was in pain. Now she's the most important person in the world. Stop talking nonsense and go cook dinner."
Jiang Yuming curled his lips and said, "Okay, as you wish. I just happened to have bought some vegetables when I came here."
Before she even sat down on the sofa, Xing Kui started typing, "People who mess with me can't get married ^_^" A few minutes ago, she said that she was touched and threatened by a disgusting guy.
——She was molested by someone she hated, and the person threatened her not to tell anyone!
If this is true, it's very serious. Xing Kui's first reply was: "Have you left any evidence? Call the police immediately."
She continued typing, wanting to tell this fan something she was going to do.
The message hasn’t been sent yet, reply first with “People who mess with me can’t get married ^_^”
【Wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (omit the exclamation marks all over the screen)】
Xing Kui: “?”
【You replied to me! ! ! ! ! ! !】
[It’s been over a hundred days! ! ! !]
Countless exclamation points curved into question marks in Xing Kui's mind. She quickly responded: "That's not the point. Call the police first. Molesters must go to jail."
At Lingchao Entertainment, Liang Junhe squatted on the ground, his moist peach blossom eyes sparkling because Tiantian's wonderful adventure finally paid attention to him. He quickly tapped the screen and wanted to tell her about his grievances today.
After receiving the reply from Tiantian's wife, Liang Junhe paused and silently deleted the complaints about Xing Kui.
[Uh, it's not lewd, I just pissed her off and she wants to resolve the issue.]
She? Xing Kui clicked on the fan page and saw that the fan was female. Is she gay?
[Honey, don't get me wrong. Although she's not a good person, she's not a bad person who commits crimes.]
[There are places that cannot be touched...]
[The main reason is that I didn’t hide.]
Xiao Re explained for that person sentence by sentence. Xing Kui tilted her head: [Do you like her? ]
At Lingchao Entertainment, Liang Junhe jumped up and down: [Absolutely not! She and I are not in a relationship that could possibly be together! She, she has no charm at all in my eyes!]
Xing Kui raised her eyebrows. Whatever you say is what it is: [Baby, if you are still unhappy, come to me again. Take a bath and have a good sleep tonight. I wish you a sweet dream.]
【(Little rabbit holding the moon.jpg)】
His wife called him baby again! She even gave him a big moon! Liang Junhe leaned back against the wall, the corners of his pink lips curled up like the moon.
[Wait, wife, can you tell me, am I still clean? ]
Don't ask this kind of question. Even if you really meet a bad person, it's the bad person who's at fault, not you, baby. If you can't sleep at night, take a melatonin pill. The weather will be great tomorrow, and it will be great in the future too.
After a few lines of reply, the curve of Liang Junhe's mouth could not be lowered, his eyes were about to turn into stars, his face was radiant, and his back was straight. Very good, he was still a clean and high-quality virgin.
Damn Xing Kui, she is not even as good as Tiantian’s wife. Tiantian is so gentle, kind and doting on him. She doesn’t reply for several months but responds because she misunderstood that he met a bad guy. Unlike Xing Kui, she is a sea king, a green tea girl and a scumbag.
Liang Junhe shed a lot of tears, like a peach blossom that had been dehydrated by the rain. He hummed comfortably and opened the door of the activity room.
"Young Master."
"Master, where are you going?"
"Go buy a bottle of melatonin."
Xing Kui turned off the phone screen and found out that Xiao Re was a little girl who had a crush on the same sex without realizing it.
She should pay more attention to Xiao Re in the future. Judging from Xiao Re's past behavior, she seems a little crazy, and Xing Kui is afraid that something might happen to her.
When I walked into the kitchen, Jiang Yuming was standing in front of an open cupboard. The cupboard in front of him was filled with rows of instant noodles.
Her bony fingers held a bowl of instant noodles. Oh, pinching them would be more accurate. Her knuckles had turned white. Jiang Yuming looked at her and narrowed his eyes. "Is it delicious? Kuikui."
Xing Kui scratched her neck and said, "I bought so many because I wanted to buy all kinds of instant noodles, and Xu Ye helped me realize my wish."
However, there is not everything in the cupboard. Instant noodles have a shelf life, and it would be a waste of food if you can't finish them. Xu Ye bought all flavors of one brand.
"He indulges you," Jiang Yuming said sourly, "and doesn't even care about your health."
"I don't eat it every day, and Xu Ye also told me to add eggs and vegetables when I eat it."
"Did you join?"
Xing Kui choked, closed her mouth and turned around: "You go to the kitchen, I won't disturb you."
"Stop." Jiang Yuming stopped her. "After chatting with your fans, you're now flirting with me. I should charge you for cooking for you, right?" He put down his instant noodles and said seductively, "What did you call me before? Call me again."
Xing Kui's cheeks flushed as she recalled the past: "I'm not calling you! Don't even think about it, change to something else, I can't bear to call you that!"
"Really?"
"Not even with a knife!"
Jiang Yuming chuckled and lowered his head. He reached out and took out another bag of instant noodles and lined it up with the cup noodles, just like a husband preparing food for the couple: "Then let's choose a tactful way."
He took out his phone and typed for a while, then raised it and said, "Read these two idioms again."
Xing Kui saw the screen: "Grow old together, balance public and private affairs." What the hell is balancing public and private affairs? And Jiang Yuming is going to such extremes to hear that title, right?
Jiang Yuming enjoyed hearing the fourth and first characters of the two idioms: "Read them faster."
Well, considering that he bought a lot of food, Xing Kui said with a hot face: "Grow old together, balance work and private life." ×1.5 times speed
"Faster." Jiang Yuming raised his face.
"Grow old together, balance work and private life." ×2 times speed
"Faster."
Jiang Yuming's eyes almost closed. Xing Kui reached out and tugged at his ear. "That's enough! Doctor Jiang, this is the third time. You're the happiest person in the world that I'm breaking up, right?"
He opened his eyes with a smile: "It should be."
Therefore, even though Jiang Yuming promised Xing Kui to help her find a new partner, he was not planning to do so for the time being.
Who made Xing Kui never accept a mistress? She refused to be intimate with Jiang Yuming once they started dating. With the experience gained from her past two relationships, Xing Kui's single period was his happy period.
There was no new man around her, so she had to wait until he kissed Zhou Jing as many times as before.
Two bowls of instant noodles were served on the table. They were as rich and tempting as in the store's advertisements. Xing Kui picked up the chopsticks. There were eggs, lotus root slices, Chinese cabbage... and a piece of fried steak cut into long strips in the noodles. This was a bowl of nutritionally balanced instant noodles.
She took a bite of the delicious steak and looked across at Jiang Yuming: "By the way, Doctor Jiang, let me tell you something. You have a good brother named Liang Junhe, and I plan to try to pursue him."
They were no longer good brothers. At this moment—Jiang Yuming opened his mouth to eat noodles, but paused when he heard this, and said with a forced smile: "How do you know him?"
"I want to sign with Lingchao's MCN. That's how we met. Don't smile like that. It's creepy."
"I didn't even know the Liang family had started an MCN. So, you don't need me to help you find someone?"
Xing Kui swallowed the steak and said, "It's a new company that I just started. I was thinking that Liang Junhe would be a good fit. He's 25 years old, three years younger than me, and he's a celebrity. I can tell my mom that he has a contract that prohibits marriage."
It is true. Liang Junhe has both the advantage of Xu Ye that "the rigid conditions prevent marriage", and the disadvantage of Xu Ye being too young. The difference of three years in age just fits the saying "a woman who is three years older than a man is as rich as him".
Damn it, Jiang Yuming couldn't eat the noodles in the bowl. He knew very well how much Xing Kui wanted to resolve the pressure to get married. Once she set her sights on Liang Junhe, it would be difficult for her to move her target away from him.
"But I don't like Liang Junhe." Xing Kui's words brightened Jiang Yuming's mood. "I can't use him unilaterally. Doctor Jiang, I don't need you to help me find someone, but can you help me think about what I should do next with Liang Junhe?"
Jiang Yuming paused, then smiled and started eating noodles: "Of course, I'm always happy to help you."
It seems that Xing Kui does not want to have a relationship with Liang Junhe. Jiang Yuming can continue to be her military advisor, which will also annoy the other brothers.
"Do you have any ideas in mind?"
"I don't know." Xing Kui had a headache. "He's not like Xu Ye. A star doesn't need to pretend to be in a relationship with me. But if we were to really fall in love, we would be disgusted by each other."
"Were you tired of each other?"
"Yeah, there were some things before. I offended him and he also annoyed me."
"That's difficult, Kui Kui." Jiang Yuming covered his mouth slightly, a smile on his lips. "But I'm here, I can help you come up with a good idea. Do you remember what your point of departure was when you, Zhou Jing, and Xu Ye parted ways?"
"Skin thirst and fake love."
"Perhaps we can get together." Jiang Yuming pointed at the table. "First, make Liang Junhe like you physiologically through contact, and then propose a fake relationship to him. You satisfy his needs and he satisfies yours."
Xing Kui was stunned.
Jiang Yuming added, "Liang Junhe isn't a bad looking guy, so you can play with him for a bit. Anyway, you won't suffer any loss. He also has needs that you want to satisfy, so each of you gets what you want."
"But I created his need, didn't I?"
"If he doesn't want it, he won't react." Jiang Yuming said, becoming more and more flirtatious. "Just like when Kuikui touched me, if I didn't want to, I could control myself. If you don't believe me, try touching Kuikui and see?"
Xing Kui looked at him suspiciously, stood up, reached out, and tapped his forehead across the table. He snorted, "See, this is what I want."
You're a jerk!
"Besides, my brother is very eager to be in love, which to some extent means that he is very eager to be touched."
Xing Kui sat down. Jiang Yuming had indeed convinced her. At that time with Zhou Jing, she started with intimacy and ended up gaining Zhou Jing's true love. Liang Junhe and Zhou Jing had different personalities and also had a grudge against her. If she started with intimacy again, she might be able to gain pure physical love from him.
You can try this method first. Liang Junhe didn’t want her to stop: “Then how do I contact him?”
Jiang Yuming smiled and said, "After talking so much, I feel a little thirsty. Can you pour me a glass of water?"
"Okay!" Xing Kui quickly went to pour water, came back with the cup, and placed it in front of Jiang Yuming. He took the water, and in an instant, the tips of his five fingers touched hers.
"That's what contact is. Kuikui, just take advantage of any opportunity." Jiang Yuming pressed forward, slipping his fingers between hers. "Speaking of which, I really like touching Kuikui. You're so soft and cool. Kuikui, it's very hot tonight. Can I hold you while I sleep?"
Xing Kui adjusted her breathing to avoid slapping Jiang Yuming.
Jiang Yuming held her hand, picked up the water cup and took a sip: "Water like this is especially delicious, but I know that Kuikui has even better water."
Bang! Unable to hold back, Xing Kui slapped him.
"Kui Kui, your fragrance reaches me faster than a slap." Jiang Yuming let go of the cup, put his arm around her waist, and rubbed his slapped face against hers. "Next, let's talk about how to avoid a situation like Zhou Jing's..."
The night is falling, the stars are shining, and the pink peach blossoms in the vase on the bedside table are bathed in moonlight. Next to the vase is a bottle of melatonin and a cup of water.
In the hazy light and shadow, a slender woman pressed against the man's chest, biting his button that was the same color as the peach blossom.
"Wife, oh, stop biting it, it's going to break."
"Wife, pinch it, oh, oh, it feels so good."
"Wife, you are so awesome."
"Wife, I want a kiss."
A hand as white as milk covered the woman's ear. Liang Junhe panted non-stop until his wife raised her face... Oh my god! Why is it Xing Kui? This is a nightmare!
Wake up! Wake up! Don't come over here! Don't pinch, don't pluck, ho, ho...
A few hours later, in the dim light of dawn, Liang Junhe hugged his knees, looking at the rolled-up quilt in silence. Half an hour later, he reached out to take the melatonin.
One of the side effects of melatonin: nightmares.