【QQ Farm Golden Finger, Banishment, Farming, and Building a Fortune】Cheng Weiyao transmigrated, becoming a pitiful little girl forced into a substitute marriage and about to be banished. Don...
Chapter 37 Bears
With Cheng Weiyao's comfort, Wen Liyu calmed down, and the team began to move forward slowly again. When the commotion subsided, Wen Chengyun gave up the idea of going over to find out what was going on.
"Cheng Weiyao, do you still mean what you just said? You're not just trying to appease me, are you?"
Wen Liyu looked at the peaceful exile team and couldn't help but move closer to Cheng Weiyao and asked with a suspicious look on her face.
During these days of exile, although Cheng Wei Yao always jumped out to be the first to act, in fact, like her brother, she always wanted to keep things quiet. She had seen these two people secretly give silver and jewelry to the officials many times.
"Would I deceive a little girl like you? Look into the woods by the roadside. Do you see those flowers?"
Cheng Wei Yao laughed in silence, then pointed towards the forest.
Since she dared to make the promise, it was naturally not a verbal promise. It's just that the more flowers there are as you go deeper, the easier it will be to get them.
Wen Liyu looked at the woods on both sides of the road in confusion. There were some thin white flowers growing on the ground, and they were furry and looked like dandelions.
"I don't accept an apology, and the flowers aren't pretty."
Wen Liyu had a look of disgust on her face. The imperial garden in the palace was home to a variety of precious flowers, and the scene of flowers blooming in full bloom was just an ordinary sight to her. Naturally, she looked down upon these petty wild flowers.
Cheng Weiyao took two steps towards Wen Liyu and whispered in her ear, "What if I told you that this flower makes you itch?"
At first glance, she thought it was a dandelion, but the further she walked in, the more she was sure that it was the itchy gigantic flower. If she wanted to make the officials suffer without making a sound, this was the best way to take revenge.
"Sir, can you please take a break? People have urgent needs..."
An exiled nobleman came up to Wang Gang and stuffed some silver into his hand. He knew that it was difficult to rest in the deep mountains and forests, so he naturally came with a gift.
"I'll take the money, but don't be gone for too long and make it difficult for me."
Wang Gang secretly weighed the silver in his hand and nodded slightly. This was the good thing about being in exile. Apart from the salary, this kind of filial piety was the most rewarding.
With Wang Gang's shout, the exile team stopped where they were, and Cheng Weiyao took Wen Liyu to start collecting the laughing flowers in the forest.
"Be gentle and try to pick a whole flower. If it falls apart, don't get it on your skin..."
Cheng Wei Yao gave careful instructions, and her hands moved very gently. The rest of the east wind came at the right time. If they used it on the way, they had to be careful not to hurt innocent people.
But now that all the officials have gathered together, it's not certain that they will make a fuss...
The officers had no idea of Cheng Wei Yao's little plan. Chen Er and Li Kui were still happily sharing the beautiful moment of the women with the officers, but the next second they felt a breeze blowing and something was wrong with their bodies.
"Why don't you tell me? Which one is more amazing? Tell me..."
The officers were listening with great interest, but when they saw the two men with strange expressions, they stopped and couldn't help but urge them to continue. They were still talking halfway through. Isn't this just keeping them in suspense?
"Wait a minute, I feel a little itchy..."
Chen Er frowned and reached out to scratch his neck and chin. They were fine just now, why did they suddenly become itchy?
"Has it been too long since you last showered? Look at me, why haven't I... No, I'm a little itchy too, hiss..."
Li Kui's laughter stopped abruptly, and he began to reach out to scratch the itchy places on his body. Soon, the officials turned into monkeys scratching their ears and cheeks, which made Wen Liyu smile.
"Little sister, that's enough. Be more restrained. Wang Gang is back."
Seeing that Wen Liyu wanted to blow another flower, Cheng Weiyao quickly held her hand, threw the flower on the ground, and pretended nothing had happened.
The leader Wang Gang is different from other yamen runners. He is obviously much more cunning and has a strong insight. If he catches anyone, he will be in big trouble.
"What's wrong? Have they all gone astray?"
Wang Gang walked over with a frown. He just left to drain the water, and when he came back, everyone was crazy?
He subconsciously turned his gaze towards the group of exiles, but everyone really didn't know what was going on. Faced with Wang Gang's terrifying gaze, they had to put away their smiles and lowered their heads in confusion.
At this time, Cheng Weiyao had already brought Wen Liyu back to sit next to the Imperial Concubine. Noticing Wang Gang's gaze, Cheng Weiyao raised her eyes and raised her eyebrows slightly.
"Don't put the blame on me."
Her lips moved slightly, and Wang Gang understood what she meant. He looked away with a dark face. He just thought Cheng Weiyao had a lot of strange ideas, and maybe this person was the one who did it...
Cheng Weiyao shrugged. It was indeed not her doing. She had merely given some advice. Wen Liyu had basically done all the operations herself. Of course, revenge was something that only felt good when done personally...
"Stop scratching! It's almost bleeding! Get some water and wash the itchy area."
Wang Gang carefully looked at every itchy official and finally confirmed the culprit, but these small white flowers were everywhere on both sides of the road and would be blown away by the wind.
He could only attribute these anomalies to his brothers' bad luck, as they were sitting in a favorable position.
Cheng Weiyao laughed in her heart as she looked at the embarrassed officials, but soon she noticed the late man's uncomfortable gaze, as if he was secretly monitoring this direction.
Her gaze fell on the woods. It was already getting dark, and the situation in the woods was not as clear as during the day.
"Brother, you can pee three feet high in the wind. Look at mine..."
After being cleansed, the officers regained some energy and began to urinate by the path in the woods. Before they could finish laughing, they heard a roar and a scream.
A black bear suddenly jumped onto the road in the forest and slapped the officer who had just spoken to death with one slap.
With another casual grab of its claws, a nearby official's skin was instantly torn and blood gushed out. It seemed that the bear had a very violent temperament.
Apart from tigers, bears have almost no natural enemies in the wild. Humans are vulnerable in front of bears. People flee in panic, fearing that they will become the next prey.
Bears are not afraid of humans. Most wild animals will not regard animals that walk upright and use weapons as prey, and naturally will not attack them easily.
Cheng Weiyao guessed that the officer's hot urine must have angered the black bear. After all, semi-underground, drafty caves or tree holes were bears' preferred habitats...
"Chengming! Come to your mother..."
The resting place was in chaos like a hornet's nest, and Wen Chengming, who was originally holding the imperial concubine's hand, was squeezed away by the busy crowd and fell to the ground. He subconsciously curled up his body to protect his head to avoid being trampled.