Chapter 11 Bathing

A man and a dog gathered around the oven. Lu An sat on a small stool and Xuan Ying squatted beside him.

When the charcoal in the oven was burning, Lu An took a small iron plate and put it on top. The meat sizzled and the aroma came out. He sprinkled some cumin and chili on it and it was ready to eat. "Wow, this is so fragrant."

Lu An was afraid that Xuanying couldn't eat spicy food, so he added some cumin to it. In the middle of the meal, he also gave Xuanying some carrots, and Lu An still remembered the incident of growing hair.

Fortunately, Lu An’s knife skills are pretty good and he cut the food pretty thinly, otherwise he wouldn’t be able to keep up with Xuanying’s eating speed. So the man and the dog enjoyed the meal very much.

On the other hand, Pei Yan was still doubting himself. He had been reading the book in his hand for a long time without turning a page.

Lu An found that after the two of them finished eating, there was not much left, and most of it went into Xuanying's stomach. Afraid that Xuanying would have indigestion at night, Lu An did not let him eat, and Xuanying was unhappy about it.

On the way back with the dog, Lu An smelled the smell of barbecue on himself. He squatted down and said to Xuan Ying, "You have to take a shower before going to bed tonight."

Xuanying thought Lu An wanted to take a bath, so she pulled Lu An outside. After turning several corners, they came to a bamboo forest where there was still steam. Lu An guessed that this was a bathroom. Seeing that the palace maids outside did not stop Xuanying, he thought that this was the place where Xuanying took a bath.

He looked at Xuanying and said, "You really know how to enjoy yourself."

After Lu An entered, he realized that he was superficial. This was not a bathroom at all. There was running water and a faint smell of sulfur. "This is a hot spring, a hot spring, oh my god!"

"Oh!" Lu An decided that he must cling to Xuan Ying's legs in the future, then wealth and glory will come, hahahahahahaha.

Today, I, Lu An, will take a deep bath, but I have to wash Xuan Ying first. Lu An rolled up his sleeves and said, "Come on, baby. Let's become fragrant together."

Xuanying felt something was wrong and turned around to run, but Lu An had already come up behind him, and seeing that he wanted to run, he simply held him down.

Lu An took off all his clothes except for his outer robe and stood in the water, then asked Xuanying to stand on the stage. He poured water on Xuanying's body spoonful by spoonful until all her fur was wet, then he applied soap on her, smothering her and combing her fur.

But I don’t know if Xuanying doesn’t like water or thinks the smell of soap is unpleasant, and she doesn’t cooperate with Lu An at all. Lu An used to watch short videos frequently and found that many pets are afraid of water and don’t want to take a bath.

Before Lu An came, he thought that people like Xuanying would not be afraid of water. Now it seems that all dogs are the same. However, since it has come to this point, how can he give up halfway? You have to take a bath today whether you want to or not. There is no room for negotiation. Every time Lu An poured water on Xuanying, she shook her head, making Lu An wet. Lu An looked at the ceiling speechlessly.

Pei Yan thought for a long time but couldn't come up with an answer, so he simply gave up thinking about it. He stood up and prepared to ask people to wash up and go to bed.

Eunuch De came in and said, "Your Majesty has been too tired recently. Why don't you go take a bath and relax? The hot spring has been here for a long time, but you haven't been there yet."

Pei Yan heard this and nodded.

Lu An finally finished washing Xuanying. He smelled it and it was indeed fragrant. He looked at his masterpiece with satisfaction and said, "I'm really awesome." After wiping Xuanying half dry, Lu An went in to take a bath.

Don’t ask why he doesn’t take off his clothes. Although Lu An is usually cheerful, he still has a little inferiority complex.

Lu An was drowsy from soaking in the bath, and Xuan Ying was lying beside him waiting for him. Just when Lu An was about to fall asleep, he suddenly heard someone outside: "Your Highness."

Lu An was sobered up in an instant after being frightened, "Emperor? What emperor?"

Lu An quickly climbed out of the pool. Before he had time to put on his clothes, Pei Yan came in and Lu An could only kneel on the ground.

Pei Yan knew Lu An was inside when he heard his thoughts outside, but what he didn't expect was to see this scene when he came in: his clothes were tightly attached to Lu An's slender body, his face was slightly red from soaking for too long, and his eyes were wet when he looked at Pei Yan.

Pei Yan's breath was held, and he waved his hand to let all the eunuchs and palace maids following him go out.

Lu An didn't dare to move when he heard the noise. He was really afraid that Pei Yan would kill him. After all, he had made mistakes again and again, and it was a blessing in disguise that he hadn't died yet.

Pei Yan saw Lu An trembling slightly and thought to himself, am I that scary? "Why don't you come and change my clothes?"

When Lu An heard Pei Yan calling him, he hurried over.

[How do I take off Pei Yan's clothes? Where is his belt? It won’t be behind, right? 】

Lu An put his arms around Pei Yan's waist and walked to the back. He touched a button and pressed it with a "click". The belt was taken off.

If Pei Yan couldn't hear Lu An's thoughts, he would really think that this little eunuch was seducing him. If he wanted to take off his clothes, he could just take them off. Why was he hugging him? After hugging him, she smiled at him.

Later, Lu An took off his clothes smoothly. Pei Yan saw that he had stripped him down to his underwear, so he said nothing and turned around and walked into the pool.

Xuanying lay there from beginning to end, motionless.

Pei Yan saw Lu An standing there motionless and sighed: "How stupid!" He could only order himself: "Come and rub my back."

Lu An hurried over.

When Pei Yan was still wondering why Lu An was so quiet today, he heard Lu An's inner voice.

What did I just see? 】

[Eight-pack abs?] Eight pieces? Still clearly separated]

[Pei Yan's figure is too good. I used to have one too. Although it wasn't eight blocks, it was at least six.]

[Wow, wow, God is unfair]

[Why?] Give me back my abdominal muscles and Xiao Xiao An]

When Pei Yan heard Lu An call him Xiao Xiao An, he looked down at him deliberately.

Lu An noticed it and crossed his legs.

[You rascal, what are you looking at?] 】

[Is Pei Yan a homosexual?] Many emperors in ancient times were like this.

[Besides, Pei Yan has never taken a concubine, so he is not really a homosexual, right? 】

The more Lu An thought about it, the more it made sense, and he quietly stepped back.

Pei Yan didn’t even know what this little eunuch was thinking about all day? It was all messed up, but he couldn't say it out loud. "Oh," he sighed more and more often since he met Lu An.