After Becoming a Eunuch, the Tyrant Heard My Inner Thoughts

Lu An, after escaping death, transmigrated. Why does everyone else have golden fingers, but he just has two blank eyes.

Good news: temporarily no life-threatening danger

Bad news: He...

Chapter 6: Cheating and Being Caught

Chapter 6: Cheating and Being Caught

Lu An was cleaning while cursing the dog emperor

[Dog Emperor, I am doing this for your own good. Otherwise, you would not even know how you died.]

[Pei Yan didn’t even thank me and Guaibao, and even punished us]

[Damn Pei Yan]

Pei Yan saw that Lu An's voice never stopped, and it was all scolding him. No one dared to scold him like that. That being the case. Pei Yan looked at the floor that Lu An had cleaned. "This is what you cleaned. Are you fooling me?"

Lu An knelt down immediately after hearing this.

Pei Yan simply ignored him and said, "Lu An will be fined one month's salary. When you have finished cleaning up to my satisfaction tonight, you can leave." After saying that, Pei Yan turned around and went back to handle official business.

[Knock on your mother, you dog emperor, are you still a human being?]

[You should be poisoned to death, you bastard]

Lu An finished cleaning up. It was already dark and the meal was gone. Lu An thought to himself: Since I came to this shabby place, I haven't had a full meal. I feel so weak that I even stagger when I walk.

He returned to his residence, lay on the bed, listened to his stomach growling, and suddenly heard something scratching the wall outside. Okay, I am hallucinating because of hunger. "No, there is something."

No one knows how many people die in the imperial palace every day. Anyway, the eunuch who served in front of the emperor and did odd jobs with him yesterday is gone today. Could he have come back? Lu An huddled into his quilt, sweating from fear.

Lu An muttered to himself, "I have never done anything harmful in my life. Go find whoever harmed you. Don't come here. Go find that bastard Pei Yan. Don't come to me."

Lu An hid for a long time in fear, and pricked up his ears to listen. There was no movement outside, so Lu An did not dare to move, and was ready to wait until dawn. After a while, the sound rang again. Lu An listened, "No, claws? Scratching the wall? Could it be Xuanying?"

Lu An put on his shoes, got down, tiptoed to the door, unbolted it, opened a crack, and looked outside. There was nothing there. "Oh no, I scared myself."

Suddenly, he felt something pulling at his legs. Lu An looked down and almost fainted. He looked carefully and said, "Xuanying, why are you here? Aren't you in solitary confinement?"

Xuanying pulled Lu An's clothes and was about to walk out. Lu An didn't know where Xuanying was going to take him, so he straightened his outer robe and followed Xuanying out.

The more Lu An looked at the road, the more familiar it seemed to him. Wasn't this the way to the imperial kitchen? Okay, he remembered that Xuanying didn’t eat today either.

What touched Lu An was that Xuanying remembered to bring him along when she went to eat secretly. Lu An squatted down and said to Xuanying: "Don't worry, from now on, every bite I eat will be a bite you drink."

Lu An pounded his chest and said, "Good brother, I'm in your heart." The man and the dog came to the back door of the imperial kitchen just like yesterday, pushed it open and walked in.

This time, Lu An planned to show off his cooking skills to Xuan Ying. After all, after he went to university, the cafeteria was too expensive, so he cooked secretly in the dormitory. His cooking skills were not great, but whoever ate it would say it was amazing. Hahahahahahahaha.

Lu An looked around the room and decided what to make, so he made steamed eggs. The last time he saw Gouzi eating it, he was very happy. Steamed eggs are said to be simple, but if they are not made well, the eggs will fly away and be full of holes, which will not only look ugly but also taste bad.

Fortunately, Lu An was very good at it. He first beat the eggs, added salt, stirred evenly, poured in warm water, stirred again, scraped off the foam, and then steamed the eggs. Not long after, the eggs were steamed, "perfect"

Lu An poured some vinegar, soy sauce and sesame oil on the egg noodles, sprinkled a handful of chopped green onions, and said, "It's amazing!"

After it cooled down, he and Xuanying each had a big bowl of it. It was nutritious and delicious. When Lu An and Xuanying finished eating and were about to go back, Lu An saw two patrolling guards coming in. They came in!

The two guards only saw a light in the imperial kitchen, but they didn't expect that there was really someone there? "Who is so bold? Don't you know that there is a curfew in the palace? Not only do you walk around casually, but you even dare to eat secretly in the imperial kitchen. Which palace are you from? Come with us."

Lu An was also confused as he watched the situation develop.

【who I am? Where am I? What should I do? 】

It was not until Lu An came out that the guards saw the mysterious figure behind him.

Guard: "What is this, a dog? So big?"

The guards looked at Lu An with questioning eyes, and another said, "Forget it, take them all away and show them to the leader."

Two men brought Lu An and the dog to the leader of the Royal Guards.

When the leader of the Imperial Guard, Li Ji, saw that the man was a young eunuch, he wanted to just beat him with a few sticks and let it go. As for whether he could survive, it depended on his luck. So he showed some mercy, after all, few people in this palace would sympathize with you.

Just as he was about to give the order, he saw the dark shadow behind Lu An. Li Ji took a deep breath. If he was not mistaken, this should be the snow wolf that squatted at His Majesty's feet on the day His Majesty returned victoriously.

Li Ji did not dare to neglect matters related to the emperor, and immediately sent someone to inform Eunuch De in Minguang Palace. When Eunuch De heard the news, he rushed over immediately, but as luck would have it, the emperor actually knew about this matter.

The man and the dog were taken directly to the Mingguang Hall.

[It’s so quiet!] 】

What is this deathly silence?

Pei Yan looked at Lu An with his head hanging down and Xuan Ying wagging his tail, and couldn't help but chuckle, "You two are so brave that you dared to run to the imperial kitchen to steal food."

[Because I was so hungry that I was trembling with hunger]

[Alas, life is not easy, Xiao Anzi sighed]

Xuanying barked twice, and Lu An looked down at Xuanying.

[Is that so? Xuanying, are you the same as me?]

[It seems that you agree with me]

【Good brothers, in my heart】

Pei Yan was shocked! What's calling?

Pei Yan looked at him silently: Xuanying, does he still remember that he is a wolf? . If someone says you are a dog, then you really are a dog? Fortunately, my brother is in my heart. Does Xuanying recognize you as his elder brother? Pei Yan covered his face, it was so embarrassing.

Seeing the emperor's unhappy expression, Eunuch De said anxiously, "Your Majesty, although these two have made mistakes, considering that they are first-time offenders, please be lenient with them."

Lu An looked at Eunuch De with emotion and thought: Eunuch De, you are such a good person. I knew you loved me.

Pei Yan waved his hand, "Forget it, considering Eunuch De's plea, let it go this time." However, he looked at Lu An, "From tomorrow on, you will take care of Xuanying and live with Xuanying in the side hall."

Lu An's heart was already filled with joy.

[That’s great. Serving Xuanying is much better than serving Pei Yan. Your life is in danger at any time.]

[Wuwuwuwuwu, Xuanying, from now on it’s just the two of us, we two will depend on each other.]

[I will definitely treat you well]

But what Lu An didn't expect was that Pei Yan continued, "There is a small kitchen next to the side hall. If Xuanying is hungry at night, you can use it."

Lu An raised his head instantly and looked at Pei Yan with shining eyes.

[Pei Yan, you are the best person in my heart now]

Pei Yan: Humph, that’s who I am.

[Woo woo woo woo woo]

Pei Yan saw Lu An looking at him with bright eyes and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Eunuch De beside him coughed quickly and asked Lu An to thank him.

Lu An immediately reacted and knelt down to express his gratitude: "Thank you, Your Majesty."