After Becoming a Scumbag Bug

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Weian transmigrated and became a noble male bug. The moment he opened his eyes, an奄奄一息 (dying) female bug lay in the corner, st...

Chapter 4: Returning home, Wei An felt a strange sense of happiness. ...

Chapter 4: Returning home, Wei An felt a strange sense of happiness. ...

Wei'an discussed with the clerk at the registry office for a long time before he got the job done.

The Zerg marriage law is extremely harsh on female Zergs. Even if they want to retain some of the most basic rights that are normal in the eyes of security, male Zergs are still required to sign various guarantees, and the procedures repeatedly confirm whether the male Zergs voluntarily give up.

After struggling for a while, I came out and found that it was snowing outside.

The Zerg world also has four seasons like the Earth. Although the outside world is covered with snow, the scene presented is completely different.

Civilian aircraft shuttled through the sky, and the densely packed buildings gave off a cold, technological feel. There was no atmosphere of everyday life here, unlike on Earth.

Yitulan was waiting for the male insect to finish his work and come out. One insect was staring at the snow scene in a trance. The snow in the northern region should be heavier, but he didn't know if he would have a chance to go back.

He shook his head again, deciding that he couldn't be so greedy.

This is a very good male insect. He is even willing to fight for more rights for a sinful female and does not care about the fact that he hurt her. He should be grateful.

even though,

In the past few decades, he had never thought about finding a powerful leader. He imagined his own ending to be death in the battle among the monsters.

Already stuck in the swamp, don’t you think the shackles are not enough?

Wei An saw Ituran staring at the sky in a trance, with fine golden light shining on the tip of Ituran's nose, his skin was clear and pale, and his jawline was thin.

It's so beautiful that it's a bit heartbreaking.

Wei An rubbed his chest to relieve the uncomfortable feeling.

Under the Zerg's special marriage system, Ituran, as his female queen, will truly support him for the rest of his life. He still has a choice. From now on, Ituran is his only choice.

Yitulan's tall, lean body was wrapped in a black uniform, his posture erect, as if the uniform was meant to be worn on him. His entire body blended in with the frigid weather, the snow falling on his head and shoulders, cold and pure, without any impurities.

Wei An opened the umbrella and approached Yitulan step by step. The orange scent on his body brought a bit of cold air.

Yitulan turned his gaze over, his cold and pale face made his features more prominent, and his clean and neat facial lines made him look sharp.

The moment he saw Wei An, he quickly softened again, and the hard shell like ice and snow shattered, revealing a very docile look.

Wei An quickly took Ituran under the umbrella, shielding him from the wind and snow, letting the snow fall on his shoulders.

He smiled lightly, ready to return to his new home in the Zerg. For a man of daily necessities, nothing is more important than living a good life.

Even in the Zerg, going home is still a thought that makes Wei An feel a little relaxed. Shouldn't he go home when it snows?

This kind of open emotion also infected Ituran, relaxing his tense nerves a lot.

The social welfare that the Zerg provide to male Zerg is reflected in various places.

Every adult male insect was allocated a house by the government, and all male insects gathered in the central area. Moreover, Wei An was a noble male insect of relatively high rank, so he should be in the core area of ​​the central area.

Looking at this place, Yitulan couldn't help but feel a little confused. No matter how you look at it, Wei'an's house can be said to be bad. After all, most female insects may spend their entire lives living in a place like this.

But Wei An is a male insect, how could he live in the marginal area? Is there any unexpected situation?

From bright lights to sparse lights, Yitulan was afraid that the male insect would lose his temper, but Wei'an was very normal and in a very good mood along the way. He looked around and touched things, looking interested in everything.

The night was quiet, and the cold wind blew away the fallen snow on the branches, making a rustling sound as it fell to the ground.

Yitulan couldn't help but frown. It was so remote, without even the most basic protective shield. It was too unsafe for male insects to live here.

The next second, I saw Wei An excitedly stepping on the snow to open the door.

Wei An was ecstatic. After knowing that the original owner owed a huge debt, he could already sadly foresee that he would be a slave in this life, and he didn't know when he would be able to pay off the debt.

As a result, after he sold the original owner's fixed assets, aircraft, and luxury goods, he was able to pay off all his debts directly, and even had a lot of money left over, so he could afford such a big house.

From a human perspective, putting aside our values, this kind of parasite-like life is enough to make humans, even cattle and horses, cry.

Wei An felt a strange sense of happiness.

Even if he was a useless male, the original owner could still receive a fixed maintenance fee from the family, as well as a monthly social allowance from the Zerg government. These sums added up to an amount that an ordinary female Zerg could not even imagine.

Seeing Wei'an looking at the house with a look of satisfaction, Yitulan didn't know what to say for a moment.

But due to his current status, he dared not interfere with the male insect's decision at all.

The house is very big, has a retro feel, and there is a large open space in the backyard.

Wei An has made up his mind. He wants to regain his flower-growing bloodline, use his planting talent, and engage in garden art.

There are a few bare trees in the corner of the yard. I don't know if they are hibernating or already dead. Overall, the experience of moving in was very good. Wei An felt that this was a very good place.

When he was on Earth, the embarrassment he experienced every time he moved made him determined to have a home of his own. However, before this wish was realized, the Zerg arrived.

Now that it has been achieved so easily, Wei An's heart is filled with bubbles of joy.

Following the seller's instructions, Wei'an activated the house's smart system. A faint blue light shone from the door, automatically collecting and recording the male insect's iris information.

"The information has been entered. Your Excellency, the Honorable Male Insect, welcome home."

These days, no matter where he goes, people call him like this, which gives him goosebumps, so he quickly corrected the intelligent system.

"Tuanzi, from now on just call me Wei'an or Master. No need to bother."

Tuanzi's head made of numbers was stunned for a moment, and the information processing was a little abnormal, but it quickly fixed the bug by itself.

The male insect and the intelligent system theory also look very energetic. This is a male insect with emotions written on his face, and he seems to be really different from other male insects.

He seems really satisfied with all this?

Looking at the female insect watching attentively from the side, there was a slightly strange look in her eyes.

Wei An suddenly realized and patted his head, wondering how he could have forgotten this while being so busy with his own happiness.

Wei An ran to Ituran, gave an apologetic smile, and took Ituran's hand.

"Ituran, come here quickly."

While Ituran was thinking, snowflakes fell on her eyelashes. She was startled by the male insect's initiative to hold her hand and blinked slightly.

Wei'an raised the corners of his lips, his eyes were filled with smiles, and he waved again, asking the intelligent system to come over.

The attitude is very formal.

"Tuanzi, enter one more piece of information. He is also the owner of this house."

Yitulan's light blue pupils shrank, he pursed his lips, his eyes flickered for a moment, and his speech speed became faster.

"My Lord, actually..."

Vian would not listen to him. He was a human being. Even though he had become a Zerg, he was still a human being.

He could guess what Ituran was going to say, but he didn't want to listen to the Zerg's gibberish.

The blue light came on again, and Tuanzi quickly replied with a cute electronic voice.

"The information has been entered, welcome home, both masters." The moment the door opened, the lights in the room switched to the most comfortable state.

This intelligent system is quite clever, it learns very quickly. Finally, this new world has something that Wei An finds better than Blue Planet.

"Welcome home, masters! Thank you for your hard work."

As soon as they came in, they were greeted by the housekeeping robot.

It looks like a big white cat, and its voice is as soft and cute as a cat's.

Flowers and happy smiling faces appeared on the face screen.

Very likable.

The body is a fat ball and feels soft to the touch.

He was even so considerate that he had already prepared slippers and hot water when Wei'an and the others just arrived outside the door.

Meng Er is a very common household robot on the market, but for Wei An, a native of Earth, it is still very novel.

I touched the robot's head curiously, and Moeji's emotional simulation was very similar to that of a real person. A faint pink halo appeared on the round white shell.

Robots can be shy too.

Ahhhhhhhhh, this is so foul.

All the tough guys can't resist the soft and cute little ones. These little cuties really make people feel soft.

I couldn't let it go for a moment, I touched it again and again, and stroked Meng Er like a cat.

When he was on Blue Star, he loved these cute little creatures very much, but he was allergic to cat hair. Now he can pet cats freely, which is an advantage for the Zerg.

The room has been cleaned very cleanly by Meng Er.

It was a very peaceful night, and none of the bad things that Ituran had expected happened.

No whip, no punishment..., the male insect even left him alone in a room,

But today is their first day of marriage..., the male insect doesn't seem to intend to touch him. Ituran couldn't tell whether he was disappointed or relieved, his head was a little confused.

Unexpectedly, while I was taking a shower, the male insect knocked on the door.

At that moment, Yitulan's pupils turned vertical.

I quickly opened the door and was greeted by a faint orange scent. The male insect had changed into cotton home clothes, and under the dim light, it was so gentle that it was enough to drown you in it.

He almost overlooked the fact that he was carrying a large package.

Looking at Yitulan's straight eyes.

Wei An realized that the female insect seemed to be taking a shower. Her hair had not been dried yet and was sticking to her forehead due to moisture, but her eyebrows and eyes looked clearer and more beautiful.

Fuck, Wei Anxin’s heart suddenly tensed.

"These are the clothes and other things I ordered online. You didn't bring anything with you, so you can use these to deal with the emergency first. You can go back and choose more tomorrow."

"Go to bed today, good night."

After saying all this in one breath, Wei An felt that his words were a little hot.

He quickly handed the thing to Itulan, turned around and left in a hurry, as if there was an S-level alien chasing him.

It wasn't what he thought, but this kind of meticulous behavior from the male insect...

Yitulan was in a complicated mood, and was dazed looking at the door that had just opened.

"good evening."

The female insect stood by the door, murmuring in a vague voice.

At night, Yitulan dreamed of his female father again.

The nightmare made him sweat profusely, and his nails dug into his palms from the force, causing blood to seep out. When he woke up, it was almost dawn.

The window was half-open, and the wind was a bit cold. A strange smell of cooking smoke filled the air. Was it Meng Er?

He picked up the clothes beside the bed and rubbed them gently with his fingers. They were made of very good material. Generally, only delicate male insects would wear such clothes, as female insects have thick skin and flesh.

Looking at the clothes, Yitulan was silent.

When I pushed the door open, I saw a male insect wearing an apron and cooking. His movements were smooth and skillful, giving off a sense of peace and tranquility.

Walk behind the busy male insect,

"My Lord, let me do it."

The female insect's voice was still a little hoarse after waking up, but it was extremely sexy. Wei An almost couldn't keep his hands on the spatula. He turned his head stiffly and smiled at the female insect behind him.

"It's okay, I'll be fine soon. Go sit over there."

Yitulan was completely stunned.

Why?

Is he dreaming?

His master is cooking?

The wooden dining table was covered with a floral tablecloth chosen by the male insect, and on a white bone china plate sat eggs he had fried. Everything, filled with the breath of life, felt like a dream.

Only after the female insect left did Wei An feel relaxed. He washed a few tomatoes, blanched them in hot water, and peeled them.

Heat the oil and add the tomatoes to fry until the juice comes out, then throw in the greens and mushrooms. Add some salt, five-spice powder, and chili powder.

When he has time, he will definitely replicate those seasonings. Although the Zerg seasonings are only different in name, they still lack a lot of variety.

After pouring some water, Wei'an formed the dough into hand-rolled noodles. When the water boiled, he added the noodles. Finally, he placed them in a bowl. The spicy and sour sauce coated the noodles, which were soft and chewy. The vibrant color made them incredibly appetizing.

Divide it into bowls and bring it over together.

Yitulan quickly took the bowl. Cooking was already too much for her, and the male insects could no longer do these things.

Wei An looked at Yitulan holding the bowl of noodles carefully and couldn't help laughing: "Try it and see if it tastes good."

Yitulan looked down at the temptingly colored noodles in the bowl. Amidst the steam, he suddenly felt a soreness in his eyes. He quickly lowered his head to look at the bright red soup in the bowl and picked up the noodles.

The spicy taste of the first bite made his eyes widen slightly, but it was followed by a delicious taste that he had never experienced before.

“It’s delicious.”

He spoke softly, with an imperceptible tremor in his voice.

Wei An nodded with a smile and started eating noodles.

Into the bright and clean room, the morning light shines through. It is neither scorching nor dazzling, but a tranquility unique to winter.

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