"Ta-da!"

No sooner had the reckless director finished speaking than the staff brought out two chickens.

"This is a famous local free-range chicken. I went out of my way to buy it, so don't thank me too much!"

The reckless director's voice rang out from above, and Shen Shiqing rolled her eyes inwardly.

You're really something else! You were stingy before, and you're still stingy now...

They don't even pluck the chicken's feathers?!

At least pluck the chicken's feathers, right?

Before I could even see what the two chickens looked like, they had already broken free of their restraints and were running around in all directions with lightning speed, causing chaos at the scene.

A dozen or so people surrounded the two chickens, trying to catch them several times but failing each time. The free-range chickens flapped their wings, then stopped walking and started to fly away.

Xia Chun didn't participate in the chicken-catching operation; she thought it was dirty and stood to the side eating bread. Little did she expect that the chicken would fly straight towards her.

"Aa ...

Of course, she held onto the bread tightly; if she lost it, she would have nothing to eat, and she didn't want to starve to death.

However, the chicken kept chasing her, as if it had its eyes on her.

They were too tired to run anymore, and their pace slowed down. The chicken also seemed to be tired and slowed down as well.

Just as Xia Chun was being pounced on by the chicken, a pair of hands grabbed the chicken, its wings were bent backward, and it was immediately unable to move.

"Thanks for helping me walk the chicken." Shen Shiqing couldn't help but laugh.

Xia Chunhun has not returned yet.

[Hahahaha, Xia Chun is killing me! I'm sorry, she's so pitiful, but I really want to laugh.]

You guys haven't been chased by chickens, you don't understand my suffering... Just thinking about it brings tears to my eyes, it was like being chased by a dog, sigh.

Why is this chicken chasing Xia Chun? Does it think Xia Chun will save it since she doesn't catch it? This chicken is quite clever!

[Hahahaha, that chicken in the previous picture was hilarious... Actually, it was just hungry and wanted to eat the bread Xia Chun was holding, hahahahahaha]

Okay, I guess I was overthinking it...

[But Sister Shi arrived just in time; Xia Chun almost got possessed by a chicken, hahaha!]

Why is there only one chicken? Where's the other one?

Shen Shiqing successfully caught a chicken, but before he could catch a second one, he heard Wen Xinran's frightened voice. Her face turned pale, and her eyes were filled with tears, which seemed to arouse a man's protective instincts.

At this moment, she was hiding behind Song Zhihuai.

Of course, Song Zhihuai hadn't caught the chicken flying over. He grabbed Wen Xinran and ran.

This chicken was even more ferocious than the previous one, with a feeling that since it was going to die anyway, it might as well go on a rampage with its clucking.

The chicken pounced with all its might and landed on Song Zhihuai's head.

And so it came about—

The famous scene of Song Zhihuai with a rooster on his head.

It even trended on social media and remained there.

The rooster not only flew onto his head, but also crowed loudly a few times, as if afraid that others wouldn't know it had stepped on his head.

In a moment of chaos, Song Zhihuai's hairstyle was ruined, and then his clothes were also "scarred" by the chicken claws.

The only word to describe it is "miserable".

[This is the first time I've seen such a dramatic scene of a human-chicken battle on a variety show...]

[What kind of human-chicken war is this... it's just the chicken unilaterally abusing its power...]

[I suddenly understood what it means to be completely powerless, hahaha, so vivid and apt! Thanks to President Song for personally demonstrating!]

[He actually did this to protect Ranran!!! He really, really loves her!!! This brother-in-law! I accept him!!!]

[Okay, in some ways, he's actually quite responsible? So far, haha.]

[Help! It's trending on Weibo, and it's trending at a high level... Hahahaha, President Song's popularity is about to skyrocket!]

[Now people in the square are calling him the man who got ridden on by a chicken, hahaha]

[A new way to break out of your niche... Song Zhihuai, you're really famous now... I forgot the rest.]

The chicken squawked a few times up there, then obediently came down and squatted on the ground, motionless, as if waiting to die. Song Zhihuai realized what was happening and raised his foot to kick it.

Shen Shiqing snatched the chicken away in one swift motion.

Song Zhihuai kicked the ground, and his toes were in excruciating pain.

"I'll catch it and teach it a lesson for you!!! I'll make sure it doesn't get away with it!!!" Shen Shiqing said seriously, but Song Zhihuai didn't quite believe him.

Are you really that kind?

His face conveyed this message.

"Don't worry, I'll make sure it never goes hungry!!!"

Before Song Zhihuai could react, he had already swiftly grabbed the chicken and taken it back.

Shen Shiqing drew a circle on the ground and put the chicken directly into the circle.

Yun Duo, Shi Xia, Ke Le, and Yu Yu, along with several other girls, gathered around. Although they were a little scared, they were mostly curious.

"Why isn't it making a fuss anymore? It was making such a big noise just now," Xiaoxia asked.

“Yes, it was really fierce just now. Song Zhihuai was almost driven crazy by it,” Yun Duo carefully chimed in.

"What's wrong with it? It's so quiet," Cola asked.

"Won't it suddenly jump up?" Yu Yu thought with lingering fear.

"No." Shen Shiqing pointed to the area she had just marked on the ground. "Do you know what this is called?"

"What's your name?" the four asked like curious children.

“That’s what you call drawing a circle around yourself and imprisoning yourself,” Shen Shiqing said seriously. “That way it can’t escape, and look, it’s in prison right now.”

"Besides, with so many of us watching, it can't escape," Shen Shiqing added.

"Wow, that's amazing!" Xiao Xia was shocked. She had no idea there was such a saying.

“Of course. And once it enters this prison I drew, as long as I chant the incantation, it will stay inside without any reaction. Do you believe me?” Shen Shiqing almost laughed at himself. “You’ll see if you don’t believe me.”

Shen Shiqing muttered incantations, as if he were actually chanting a spell.

But in reality, if someone could read lips... she could be exposed at any moment.

"Alright," Shen Shiqing stopped talking. "Give it a try."

The cloud called out to the chicken, but the chicken didn't move.

Shen Shiqing: Chickens don't understand human speech. Okay, I'm just tired and don't want to listen.

Shi Xia tried poking it with her finger, but it didn't react at all, remaining as quiet as a chicken.

Ah, it is a chicken.

Shen Shiqing: Of course it doesn't want to move, because it's sleepy and wants to sleep.

Yu Yu tried to tease it from all angles, but it didn't react at all.

Shen Shiqing: I'm mainly tired and sleepy, so this chicken is just sitting there doing nothing.

So the group began to praise Shen Shiqing, calling her a chicken-training expert and saying they wanted to learn from her.

But then he suddenly heard Lu Jingchu's soft laughter. Shen Shi looked up at him and winked.

"Help... How did Lu Jingchu hear this? Will he think I'm talking nonsense? Okay, I really am talking nonsense."

“That’s very interesting, please continue.” Lu Jingchu’s laughter became even more barely suppressed.

He thought, "Mischievous and clever."

Hearing Lu Jingchu's words, Shen Shiqing felt relieved. If Lu Jingchu found it amusing, then it's alright.

Several girls were still asking Shen Shiqing for advice, looking at her with eyes full of eagerness for knowledge.

Shen Shiqing suppressed his inner laughter, tried his best to turn the corners of his mouth down, and finally said something.

"This technique of drawing a circle on the ground to confine chickens has been passed down only to the Shen family since ancient times; no one else can learn it." Shen Shiqing deliberately made it mysterious. "As you know, as the saying goes, heavenly secrets cannot be revealed."

"Brother Shen also has the surname Shen. Can Brother Shen learn it? I'll go ask him!!!"

Shen Shiqing didn't have time to stop it.

Shen Qingyun was right in front of him, his tall shadow falling and completely covering the chicken.

Shen Shiqing looked up at him, looking at him with a guilty conscience.

Shen Shiqing: ...

How did things turn out this way?!

I think I went a little too far?!