[Dual Male Leads + Mind-Reading + Gossip + Strong x Strong + Beast Taming + Humor]
Si Er transmigrates into a novel, taking the role of a cannon fodder "true young master" who doesn’t...
Si Er: "⦁֊⦁꧞ A Nascent Soul cultivator would slip and fall because of a banana peel?"
Lu Taiping sighed: "It sounds outrageous, doesn't it? And it really is that outrageous, so..."
Yu Beixuan: "So, Wu Li and Brother Si teamed up to beat up my brother?"
Lu Taiping: "It's not really a mixed doubles match, since Wu Li didn't even lift a finger."
The key point is that not only did they not make a move, but they also kept their distance and were not even in Yu Beimo's sight, making it impossible for Yu Beimo to find them to reason with them.
"The City Lord felt this wouldn't work, so he made Si Xu fight with Fellow Daoist Yu Beiming."
Si Er blinked: "Which second brother won more?"
Neither of these two second brothers seems to be the type who excels in combat. If we're really going to compare, Yu Beiming is a bit more capable in a fight.
But Si Er always felt that his second brother was better at thinking.
Lu Taiping couldn't help but chuckle: "Si Xu wins more often because he's quick to poison people, and he does it silently every time. Even though Fellow Daoist Yu Beiming is good at defense, he often can't defend against it."
"Although Fellow Daoist Yu Beiming has a soul pet that is good at detoxification, Si Xu's poisoning skills are even better, which makes the soul pet take an infinitely long time to detoxify."
"Once Fellow Daoist Yu Beiming's poison was finally cured, Si Xu's Sky-Covering Eagle swatted him away with one wing."
Yu Beixuan: "..."
How pitiful, his second brother is in such a terrible state.
Lu Taiping: "I wonder if Fellow Daoist Yu Beiming can be considered to have turned misfortune into blessing. When he was sent flying, he happened to be embraced by a beautiful girl."
Yu Beixuan's eyes lit up: "My second brother was rescued by a hero?"
Lu Taiping shook his head: "It wasn't on purpose that I saved her. That girl was originally going to catch the embroidered ball."
Si Er's eyes lit up: "Do men in the Beast Continent still throw embroidered balls to choose their husbands?"
Lu Taiping shook his head: "No, it's a new talisman shop opening. The owner will toss a ball ten times, and whoever catches it can go in and choose three talismans for free."
"The girl was about to catch the embroidered ball when Fellow Daoist Yu Beiming descended from the sky, knocking the ball to the ground, and fell into the girl's arms himself."
Yu Beixuan covered his face: "Won't my second brother get beaten up?"
Lu Taiping continued to shake his head: "No, that girl just threw Fellow Daoist Yu Beiming on the ground in a huff. To make amends, Fellow Daoist Yu Beiming gave the girl ten spirit talismans for free."
"However, the girl only took three tickets and left."
"But Fellow Daoist Yu Beiming must have fallen for someone, as he often follows the girl around."
Yu Beixuan said regretfully, "I don't know if it will work out, but even if it does, I'm afraid I won't have the chance to meet my unborn nephew and niece."
Si Er also felt quite sorry, as he probably didn't have that fate either.
It's still a pleasure to see old friends I used to have a good relationship with after hundreds of years.
Si Er was able to restrain himself from seeing his father and brother, but after seeing Lu Taiping and hearing Lu Taiping recount so many things related to his father and brother, he could no longer hold back.
It's a rare opportunity to come back, so I can't just see all my old classmates but not my closest relatives, can I?
Si Er suddenly had a bright idea and looked longingly at Qian Qiu beside him.
"Senior Qianqiu, would you please go to the trouble of bringing my father and brothers over for a chat?"
Yu Beixuan also patted Yu Beihu in his arms: "Would you please bring my family over as well?"
Yu Beihu nodded: "Don't worry, Xuanxuan, I will definitely bring everyone here." (This chapter has been read. Please click to continue reading the next chapter!)