After Deciding to Divorce, He Begged Me at My Feet Not to Leave

Growth-type female lead, female is not a virgin, male is a virgin.

Not a strategy novel. The system will go offline midway.

A hilarious, emotionally slow-to-react big star vs. a possess...

Chapter 30 is not very useful, but it's still useful.

Seeing how exhausted the three of them looked, Su Jin knew they couldn't help them.

"Let's go, we still have a mission to complete."

Lying in the tent, Luo Feifei reached out her hand, "No...you can't just abandon me."

Su Jin smiled slyly and waved her hand, "What skills do I have? I can only show off my little bit of wilderness knowledge. It's a pity I can't help you."

Luo Feifei froze, then turned to look at Shen Yanxiu with tears welling up in her eyes. "Yanxiu, I feel so bad. Can you stay with me?"

Shen Yanxiu seemed half-asleep, and after turning around and noticing everyone looking at him, he asked, "Were you calling me?"

Luo Feifei choked up and softly called out Yanxiu's name.

She thought that no matter what, Shen Yanxiu would at least say a few words of comfort to her.

Unexpectedly, he frowned and said, "Are we that close?"

The screen was filled with question marks in the comments, and fans of Shen Yanxiu and Luo Feifei started a war of words, with many CP fans also joining in.

What's going on here?

[Shen Yanxiu is so heartless! Luo Feifei is poisoned and he doesn't even offer her any comfort.]

Does Brother Chen really have to accompany her? Is he her mother or her father? Don't try to morally blackmail her.

[Waaaaah, my favorite couple's bad ending is here!]

[Excuse my bluntness, but judging from Shen Yanxiu's perspective, it seems this couple never even started.]

Before long, the hashtag #ChenYanxiuBuShu# topped the trending searches.

Meanwhile, those on the screen were completely unaware.

Shen Yanxiu placed the water next to Luo Feifei, thinking that this showed his kindness and shouldn't damage his image in Su Jin's eyes.

"Bye-Bye."

"Hey! Don't go..."

Su Jin and the other three set off, but after walking for a short while, Ye Shuwei stomped her feet and refused to go any further.

"I'm exhausted. I don't know how long this walk will take. I'm so hungry. I didn't eat breakfast this morning."

Su Jin squatted down, picked a leaf from the ground, and handed it to her so she could eat it.

Ye Shuwei hesitated before putting it in her mouth. "What is this?"

"sorrel."

"Why are you making me eat grass?"

"It's not very useful, but it's fun to tether it around."

“Pah.” Ye Shuwei silently spat out the grass in her mouth.

I'm not a fan of any of them, but this show is hilarious.

[Su Jin and her best friend are quite funny; they acted out me and my best friend's story. I secretly watched it at work.]

After walking for a long time, none of them had consumed much nutrition and they were all exhausted.

Su Jin and Lin Shi lay on the ground together, and a drone overhead captured their miserable state.

Su Jin: "Bestie, let's go catch some mice to eat."

Lin Shi: "Is it really okay to harm your own kind?"

Su Jin: "Bestie, I have an idea."

Lin Shi: "What?"

Su Jin: "Let's both eat rat poison. Whoever gets poisoned first is the rat."

In a corner unnoticed by anyone, a hashtag appeared on Weibo's trending topics: #The fierce wolf and the agile leopard both perished#.

Shen Yanxiu's handsome brows furrowed. "Ajin, are you alright? Do you want me to carry you?"

Su Jin waved her hand, "The weak complain about their environment, the strong adapt to it. I'm already a stiff corpse."

Ye Shuwei, who was standing nearby, saw some kind of insect and screamed, "Ahhh, there's a cockroach!"

Su Jin glanced at her indifferently, "I'm not even as good as a cockroach, at least it has girls screaming for it."

Su Jin lay on the ground and turned her head. Her eyes lit up as she saw wild mushrooms under the trees.

She got up and picked the morel mushrooms, but Lin Shi said, "Don't pick them randomly, what if they're poisonous?"

"Isn't that even better? You can have a good meal before you get poisoned. You kill two birds with one stone. You're lucky today."

Su Jin let Shen Yanxiu carry her backpack while she frantically picked mushrooms to use as side dishes.

"Don't keep fantasizing about dying; there's no such thing as a free lunch."

She didn't stop until she had picked a whole bag full of mushrooms.

"Host, don't forget our mission."

The system suddenly spoke, and Su Jin thought it was a ghost talking.

"How could that be?"

Su Jin mimicked its voice, "How could that be~"

She wasn't sure if it was just her imagination, but the temperature of the entire planet seemed to be slowly rising.

It seems like it's been heated to a high temperature...

【Wait, what's Su Jin grinning about?】

[That's weird, it made me laugh for no reason.]

What are you laughing at?

Su Jin suppressed her smile and said seriously, "I was thinking, why can't funerals be like weddings with flowers being thrown? Whoever catches it will be the next to die. If you die first, I have to catch your flowers, and we'll walk together on the road to the underworld looking fresh and clean."

"Are you playing the Grim Reaper game here?"

As Su Jin walked, she said, "I'm serious. Why can't a funeral be held before someone dies? I'd really like to attend my funeral with you all."

Shen Yanxiu suddenly interjected, "Ajin, don't keep saying you're going to die, it's bad luck."

Lin Shi shut up like a student caught talking during class.

Su Jin nudged her with her elbow, blinked, and whispered, "That's just how he is, he's pretty honest, don't worry about him."

The two of them made a lot of noise in a low voice, which Shen Yanxiu could hear clearly.

Shen Yanxiu glanced at Su Jin with his narrow eyes.

She exchanged glances with Lin Shi, their eyes filled with an unspoken understanding she couldn't comprehend.

Shen Yanxiu even masochistically thought that Su Jin must be complaining to her friends about how boring he was...

"Ding! The target's inferiority complex has been detected to be rising sharply. Please handle it as soon as possible."

"What the hell?"

Su Jin was secretly calling the system when 007's impatient voice came through, "What?"

What is an inferiority complex score?

"Oh, that's compensation from the main system for messing up your target last time."

"What kind of compensation is this?"

007 replied matter-of-factly, "Why not? It can help you better win over new targets."

Su Jin suddenly felt a headache coming on.

Lin Shi asked her, "What's wrong?"

Su Jin exclaimed in despair, "Didn't they say you get a sweet treat after every slap? Where's my treat? All I get are slaps!"

They hadn't walked far when a small river appeared in front of them. Lin Shi said, "Look, here comes the jujube."

Su Jin put down her backpack. "Have you never fished before?"

Lin Shi nodded and said coquettishly, "Thank you for your trouble, my best friend."

Unexpectedly, Su Jin shook her head, "Go fishing, you have a newbie protection period."

She taught Lin Shi to slowly lower her hand into the water, reach under the fish's belly, and scoop it up while it's still anesthetized.

Why am I fast-forwarding to the wilderness survival channel?

[This is real wilderness survival! I thought it was just a joke, some kind of show.]