【Female disguised as male heir × Male disguised as female princess】
【Transmigration + Comedy + Slight Political Intrigue + Marriage First, Love Second + Mutual Role-Playing + Nation and Wo...
Chapter 70 What do you say, husband, sir...
Shang Xi looked at the wood carvings with great interest.
Seeing this, Xiao Ning smiled and said, "If you like it, go buy one."
The princess is rich, so it’s good for her to support intangible cultural heritage.
Shang Xi: "Who likes... such childish things."
Xiao Ning: “…”
You are childish, staring at me here.
Why are you being so stubborn?
She wouldn't laugh at him.
"If you don't buy it, I will." Xiao Ning pushed through the crowd and walked forward.
Shang Xi followed behind her.
There were a few girls chattering around as they picked out small animal wooden carvings.
When she saw Xiao Ning, her eyes lit up and her cheeks blushed.
One girl boldly asked Xiao Ning, "Sir... do you want to buy a wood carving too?"
Xiao Ning pulled Shang Xi out from behind him and said with a smile, "No, I want to carve a small statue of my wife to carry with me."
When the girl saw the even more perfect face emerging from behind Xiao Ning, she was stunned.
After a while, he came back to his senses and stammered, "It's so beautiful."
Xiao Ning: "Of course not!"
Shang Xi: “…”
"My wife is so beautiful, otherwise why would I carve such a small statue..."
Before Xiao Ning could finish his words, Shang Xi placed his fingers on Xiao Ning's waist and twisted it.
"hiss……"
Xiao Ning cried out in pain and jumped away.
"what?"
She glared at him in dissatisfaction.
Shang Xi smiled slightly, with a graceful demeanor: "What do you say? Husband, sir..."
Xiao Ning: “…”
say what?
She just praised him and fended off the enthusiastic girl.
Xiao Ning rubbed the side of his waist.
It really hurts when the princess pinches you!
Several girls picked out the wood carvings at the stall, paid, and left. Xiao Ning immediately pulled Shang Xi forward and said, "Old man, please carve a pair of small statues based on our likeness."
The old man took a look at the two men's appearance and clothing and said, "It's a bit difficult, three taels each."
It's quite expensive.
But the princess has money!
As Xiao Ning stared eagerly, Shang Xi wordlessly took out some silver from his purse.
The silver was placed on the table, and the old man picked up the carving knife and wood and began to carve.
"Come back here in three days to get it."
Xiao Ning looked at Shang Xi, "Is that okay?"
Shang Xi nodded.
The travel permit and household registration documents are not ready yet.
They have to stay here for a few more days.
Xiao Ning watched the old man begin to carve expertly and asked curiously, "You only took one look at us and you were able to remember our appearance?"
The old man lowered his head while carving and casually replied, "How can you do this job without this kind of eyesight?"
“That’s amazing!”
Xiao Ning praised.
The two went to wander around somewhere else. At noon, Xiao Ning took Shang Xi to eat wontons on the street.
Shang Xi looked at the dirty and simple tables and chairs, frowned, and was reluctant to sit down.
Seeing this, Xiao Ning quickly wiped it with his sleeve and said, "Madam, please, wipe it clean."
Shang Xi: “…”
His frown deepened.
Why wipe it with your sleeves!
Is it dirty?
"Hurry up and sit down, someone will take your seat soon."
Xiao Ning sat down first, "Boss, two bowls of wontons and three trays of buns!"
"Okay!"
Shang Xi frowned and finally sat down.
Xiao Ning looked at Shang Xi's reluctant look and couldn't help laughing: "My wife, you haven't eaten the food from the street stalls yet, right? It's really delicious and has a local flavor."
Shang Xi only cared about one question: "Is it clean..."
Xiao Ning said, "Of course it's clean. Look at how neatly the boss lady cleans up. Someone like her must cook cleanly."
Shang Xi didn't quite believe it: "The tables and chairs are not clean..."
Xiao Ning glanced at the dusty tables and chairs. "They're not dirty, they're just worn out."
"Besides, it's not clean, but you won't get sick if you eat it."
Shang Xi: “…”
Two bowls of wontons were served quickly.
Xiao Ning picked up his chopsticks and started eating.
"Eat."
Xiao Ning greeted Shang Xi.
Shang Xi: “…”
He took out a clean handkerchief and wiped the dishes several times before picking up the wontons and eating them slowly.
The taste is average.
As for the fireworks Xiao Ning mentioned...
He couldn't feel it.
I just feel my mouth is hot.
Xiao Ning knew Shang Xi had a big appetite, so as soon as the buns arrived, he pushed two trays in front of him and said, "Eat."
Shang Xi didn't bother to be polite with her. He picked up the bun and ate it slowly.
Shang Xi has excellent manners, and even eating wontons feels like a state banquet. The eyes of the people around him are on him, and they hold their chopsticks in their hands for a long time without moving.
Xiao Ning: “…”
She coughed loudly, and everyone came back to their senses. Some looked at Xiao Ning awkwardly, then lowered their heads to eat, while others had no reaction at all.
He even looked Xiao Ning up and down with a look of scrutiny and disdain.
Hey, what's that look!
Xiao Ning whistled at those people, "What are you looking at? Do you want to fight with me?"
Hearing this, the rugged-looking man laughed heartily. "You're just a pretty boy, and you dare to say such things? You're so shameless!"
"Yes, I am good-looking, but not as good-looking as you..."
Xiao Ning looked at him provocatively, "You're short, fat, and as black as a coal ball."
"you!"
The burly man was furious and slammed the table and stood up.
Shang Xi: “…”
He also didn't understand why Xiao Ning started arguing with someone just because he was having a meal.
He grabbed Xiao Ning who was about to stand up with his sleeves rolled up.
"What are you doing? You're not healed yet!"
Holding Xiao Ning down, Shang Xi stood up and bowed slightly to the man, "I'm sorry, my husband's words were not measured, please don't blame me."
The burly man's expression improved a little, and he stared at Shang Xi with lustful eyes. "If I don't blame him, that's fine. Let me touch your hand."
Shang Xi: “…”
No wonder they suddenly started arguing.
So disgusting.
Before Shang Xi could say anything else, Xiao Ning stood up and protected him behind him, raised his left hand, and slapped the man in the face.
"You think I'm dead? You're flirting with my wife right in front of me!"
The burly man was slapped in the face and spun around.
My ears are buzzing.
People on the roadside looked over.
The other customers at the wonton stall all stood up, and the proprietress was sweating profusely, "Oh! Don't fight here!"
The burly man was so angry that he screamed "Ah" and rushed towards Xiao Ning like a cannonball.
Brave but not wise, just a lot of strength.
Xiao Ning kicked him away.
Then he walked forward, came in front of the man, stepped on his chest, and stepped on the man who was trying to get up, forcing him to lie back on the ground, gasping for breath.
Xiao Ning looked at him and asked coldly, "Do you know you're wrong?"
If someone is being stepped on, then he must know that he is wrong.
The man admitted his mistake very quickly: "I know, I know... Please, please forgive me this time!"
Xiao Ning: "What's wrong?"
"I, I shouldn't look down on you..."
Xiao Ning: "...what else?"
The man looked confused. Seeing Shang Xi approaching, he suddenly realized, "I shouldn't look at your wife..."
Xiao Ning: "Apologize."
"sorry!"
Xiao Ning let go of him and said, "Apologize to my wife."
The man immediately got up and said reluctantly to Shang Xi: "I'm sorry..."
Shang Xi didn't want to hear his apology.
"roll."
Shang Xi said coldly without even giving him a glance.
The man was about to slip away when Xiao Ning called him back, "Wait."
The man shuddered, turned his head and forced a smile: "W-what's wrong?"