"If you don't get on the bus, you can go back by yourself."

Huo Chenyu had no choice but to give up.

He watched as the ride-hailing driver got out of the car behind him, handed the keys back to him, thanked him, and quickly got into his car.

Ride-hailing driver: So it turns out there really are free lunches.

I lent my car to someone and they drove it just a short distance around the corner. I made a net profit of one thousand.

After leaving the socially awkward scene, Tang Li, annoyed by Huo Chenyu's attempts to ingratiate himself, asked:

"How long do you plan to carry this gold on your back? Isn't it heavy? Aren't you tired?"

Huo Chenyu took the opportunity to act coquettishly:

"Heavy, and tiring."

As she spoke, she took off her shirt and looked at Tang Li pitifully:

"Honey, can you lend a hand?"

Tang Li ripped off the transparent tape stuck to Huo Chenyu's back with a few quick rips, causing Huo Chenyu to howl in pain.

"Honey, could you be a little gentler?"

Tang Li softened her blows considerably, but still retorted:

"Wife, you can be gentler, but I can't. I'm not your wife."

Huo Chenyu chuckled:

"It's only a matter of time."

After removing all the gold from his back, the back lights were dim, so Tang Li didn't notice anything unusual until Huo Chenyu signaled to Jiang Mian. Jiang Mian parked the car in the brightest spot by the river, turned around with a smile in her eyes, and prepared to quietly watch Huo Chenyu's performance.

Huo Chenyu then turned on the back light, cupped Tang Li's face, and unexpectedly kissed her before whispering in her ear:

"Wife, look at my back."

After saying that, he turned around, and his back...

Tang Li almost vomited blood:

"Jiang Mian, just how many terrible ideas do you have?"