This novel is also known as "What Should I Do With My Scapegoat Younger Brother and Scapegoat Boyfriend?"
Lin Zhaojin woke up to find that she was actually cannon fodder, a control gr...
◎Two-in-one◎
After reading the public information, Lin Chaojin clicked on the map and found that apart from the road conditions of the island, the locations of other guests were not displayed. It seemed that finding a partner or meeting someone was entirely up to fate.
Lin Chaojin exited the electronic watch, took off the sports bag on her back and opened it. Inside the bag was a first aid kit, two bottles of mineral water, two bags of dry food, a pack of tissues, a lighter, a flashlight, and a small military knife.
Even if you can't find other packages sent by the program team, these things can be used sparingly to get you through the day.
Lin Chaojin put on his sports bag again, checked the terrain of the island on his electronic watch, marked the higher places, planned his route, and set off.
At this time, the eight people were divided into eight live broadcast rooms, and there were many fans squatting in each live broadcast room.
CP fans like Xiaomi prepared two devices, one for Lin Chaojin's live broadcast room and the other for Chi Huai's.
Xiaomi looked at Chi Huai's live broadcast room. Chi Huai took a look at the electronic watch and frowned. From the camera, it can be seen that the watch did not open the guest's location like in the first episode.
Xiaomi was so amused when he saw this scene that he couldn't help but send a comment.
[Hh, is Huai Shen mad because he can't find his wife online? Maybe he needs to pray for God's will.]
[No, I believe our reserved couple is the chosen one, and they will definitely meet!]
The vegetation on the island is not very lush, but there is a tree every few steps, and you can hear the chirping of unknown birds.
Lin Chaojin walked for a while, then his eyes paused. He took a few steps in the other direction, dragged out a package from the bushes, opened it, and saw an unopened tent inside.
Lin Chaojin held it in his hand and continued walking towards his destination.
After walking for a while, they found a package on the roadside, which contained some seasoning packets. Judging from the distribution of these packages, it was obvious that Director Zhang did not make things difficult for them in this regard.
Lin Chaojin picked up the package and looked up to see someone walking down the slope. He was wearing a windbreaker with the zipper pulled up to the top. His long legs reached her in two or three steps and he spoke naturally, "What did you find?" As he spoke, he reached out to take the other package from her hand.
"A tent and a few seasoning packets." Lin Chaojin released his hand and let him hold the big package and spoke.
"It just so happens that I picked up a cooked fresh chicken." Chi Huai walked beside her and said.
The two did not say anything about forming an alliance, but they naturally intervened in each other's affairs.
When netizens in front of the camera saw this scene, they inexplicably felt a sense of subtlety that it was just as expected.
[Sure enough, the matchmaker's red thread is thick enough. Congratulations to the first couple to successfully hold hands~]
[Haha, congratulations. These two must have a magnet that attracts each other.]
When Lin Chaojin and Chi Huai were walking together, the electronic watch sent a public screen message: Congratulations to the birth of the first pair, Lin Chaojin and Chi Huai.
This information was also fed back to the camera, and netizens couldn't help laughing when they saw it.
[Why does this sound like a wedding congratulations? You could just change it to 'Hand in Hand Success'.]
[Why do I feel like the production team is being so naughty?]
When Lu Ge saw the message on the electronic watch, he raised his chin and said, "How did that bastard Chi Huai meet my sister so quickly? You guys didn't secretly give him directions, did you?" Lu Ge looked at the camera suspiciously and continued, "Director Zhang, do you understand the shady dealings?"
Director Zhang, sitting behind the monitor, heard Lu Ge's words and his face twitched. "This brat is going to ruin my reputation. Am I that kind of person?"
Assistant Li, who was standing aside, looked at his nose with his eyes and his heart with his nose, and did not answer him.
Lu Ge only had the sports bag he had at the beginning. He didn't see any other packages. Lu Ge couldn't help but frowned irritably and muttered, "I can't be the only one so unlucky that I didn't see a single package."
Lu Ge walked for a while and turned a corner when he suddenly saw a package sticking out of the bushes not far away. His eyes lit up and he walked towards it, bent down and was about to pick it up, but before he could get it in his hand, he saw something flash before his eyes, and then the package disappeared.
Looking up, she saw Xiao Chuchu holding the package and taking a few steps back. Noticing his gaze, she hugged the package tighter and said, "I got it first."
Hearing her arrogant words, Lu Ge retorted: "It was obviously me who saw it first."
"Who said you saw it first? I can also say that I saw it first, and now I got it first." Xiao Chuchu rolled her eyes and spoke.
"You." Lu Ge was speechless for a moment after hearing her bandit logic, but he didn't rush to rob her. "Okay, yours is yours."
After saying that, Lu Ge walked past her and prepared to move forward to search for other packages.
"Wait a minute." Xiao Chuchu felt the unusual tranquility of the island, except for the sounds of animals. She couldn't help but tug at his clothes to prevent him from leaving. She stared at him with her bright eyes and asked tentatively, "Um, have you found a partner?"
The truth is, she had walked for a long time without meeting anyone else. She had originally wanted to team up with her brother, but she didn't know where her brother was, and it was getting dark, so she didn't dare stay alone.
Hearing her words, Lu Ge turned around, raised his eyebrows, and leisurely crossed his arms. Under her expectant gaze, he stretched out his tone, "Not really. Why do you want to team up with me?"
"Yeah." Xiao Chuchu's eyes lit up when she heard that and she nodded hurriedly.
Lu Ge glanced at the package in her hand and said, "It's not impossible to form a team."
Xiao Chuchu noticed his gaze and secretly rolled her eyes, but could only say helplessly, "I'll give you one third of the things in the package."
"I'm leaving first." Lu Ge broke free from her hand and said in a provocative tone, obviously dissatisfied with the distribution plan.
"Wait a minute." Xiao Chuchu saw him take a few steps, stamped his feet, and said with a pained look: "I'll give you half, okay?"
"make a deal."
After he finished speaking, Lu Ge turned around and agreed readily.
Xiao Chuchu looked at his rogue look, pursed her lips in annoyance, and cursed in her heart, "What a bastard."
Then he opened the package. Xiao Chuchu paused and rolled her eyes. "Okay, I'll be generous. I'll give you all this. No need to thank me." After that, she stuffed the package into Lu Ge's arms and patted it. "Use it well. I wish you a pleasant experience."
"What." Lu Ge looked at her changing attitude suspiciously, and reflexively took the package stuffed into his arms. He lowered his head and saw the four big words "Seventh Dimension" in the opened package.
"Fuck." Lu Ge's ears turned red, and he snapped the package shut, yelling shamelessly, "Director Zhang, you're amazing."
"Puchi." Xiao Chuchu couldn't help laughing when she saw his face was as red as a monkey's butt.
"Xiao Chuchu, it's fun?" Lu Ge looked at her and spoke word by word through gritted teeth, then took a few steps towards her.
"Uh." Xiao Chuchu noticed his actions, and her desire to survive made her admit her mistake immediately, "No, it's not fun, don't come over." After saying that, she couldn't help but turn around and run forward.
"Xiao Chuchu." The voice startled the birds in the trees and made them fly away.
[Hh, why are these two still playing that elementary school game of catch?]
[Announcement, the second pair of guests successfully held hands, no.]
[Hahaha, Director Zhang deserves full marks for this invisible assist.]
Xiao Long saw Li Yifan squatting under a tree trunk with a dark cloud over his head. He walked over and said cheerfully: "Yifan, do you want to team up with me?"
Li Yifan looked up at him when he heard the voice and said, "No, I have to wait for Sister Jinjin."
"Alright." Xiao Long scratched his head and waved his hand generously without forcing anything. "Then I wish you good luck. I'm leaving now."
Just as they were about to walk to the other side, their electronic watches beeped. They took a look and saw the news that Lin Chaojin and Chi Huai had successfully formed a team.
Xiao Long thought to himself that something was wrong, and when he turned around, he saw that Li Yifan's face was even darker. For a moment, Xiao Long felt sorry for the little brat. He reached out and patted his shoulder, comforting him: "It's okay, you're still young. There are many fish in the water. Think positively." He didn't say the other half of the sentence because it was obvious that no one could interfere with the current state of Lin Chaojin and Chi Huai.
Li Yifan's mouth twitched, "Thank you, I'm not young anymore." Saying that he was young was simply hitting his sore spot.
After Xiao Long tried to comfort Li Yifan, his face became even worse. He touched his nose and thought embarrassedly that his comfort had obviously backfired.
Just when Xiao Long was about to open his mouth to say something, his watch beeped again and a new public screen message came in.
Before clicking on it, Xiao Long was in a good mood. But after reading the message announcing the successful teaming of Xiao Chuchu and Lu Ge, he suddenly felt furious and gritted his teeth, "You little bastard Lu Ge, don't let me catch you."
Seeing Xiao Long's mood turn from sunny to cloudy, Li Yifan felt a little better for some reason. He stood up and patted his shoulder, giving him a halfhearted comfort. "Brother Xiao, take it easy. 'It's going to rain when it rains, and my mother is going to get married when she gets married.' You can't control so much."
"Haha." Xiao Long's face twitched when he heard this, and he smiled with a forced smile, "Then thank you very much."
"That's not necessary."
As they spoke, the two looked at each other silently. Li Yifan scratched his head and raised his chin slightly. "Well, since you are alone now, do you want to team up with me?"
Xiao Longmu had a dull face and laughed in his heart, "Thank you very much." However, after looking at the sky, he thought it would be safer for two people to work together, so he could only nod helplessly.
[Haha, this is like the two left-behind children alliance in the variety show.]
[Xiao Long, Li Yifan: Come on, let's hurt each other, who's afraid of who?]
[The combination of the big, burly older brother and the weak, green-tea younger brother is hilarious.]
Chi Ling was walking here with a sports bag on her back and a box in her hand that was much bigger than her body, looking straight ahead.
Li Zhiyuan was carrying a sports bag, and he looked refreshed even after walking for a while. He looked so leisurely that if you didn't know him, you would think he was strolling in his own garden.
He looked up and saw the person whose figure was mostly blocked by the box. He raised his eyebrows and stood still on the road she had to pass, waiting to see when she would notice him.
The person walking with something in her arms was obviously more focused on her feet and did not notice the roadblocks on her way.
Li Zhiyuan saw her about to crash into him, his temple veins throbbing. Helplessly, he put his hand on the box to stop her. He knocked on her box and said, "Why are you still walking like a child with your head down and not looking at the road?"
Chi Ling was stopped by the force and moved the box aside. She looked up and saw the man standing in front of her and frowned, "Why is it you?"
Li Zhiyuan didn't get angry after hearing her words, but smiled good-naturedly, "Why can't it be me?"
When Chi Ling heard his answer, there was no expression on her face. She didn't intend to pay any more attention to him and was ready to walk around him and leave.
"Wait a minute." Li Zhiyuan took the box from her arms, lifted it in his hands, and said, "It's quite heavy. I didn't expect you to be so strong. What's inside?"
As he spoke, Li Zhiyuan looked down and saw the words "Coconuts, a specialty of the island" on it. The corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably, "What's the use of these things for you?" These things grew on the coconut trees he saw along the way.
Chi Ling was not angry when he took the box away. After hearing his answer, she glanced at him and replied expressionlessly: "It's fun."
Li Zhiyuan paused and looked at her in confusion, "What's so fun about this?" No, it was because he couldn't keep up with the times. The little girl's train of thought was really beyond his comprehension.
"Guess." Chi Ling said in a calm voice, then turned and walked forward.
Li Zhiyuan's heart skipped a beat. He looked at her from behind and said, "Don't you want this box of fun things anymore?"
"No." Chi Lingtou said without turning his head.
"Alright." Li Zhiyuan handed the item to the staff filming and said, "This is a thank-you gift for Director Zhang."
The staff member holding the box looked confused. No, why did he feel that what Actor Li said was like a greeting to his director?
Li Zhiyuan took a few steps with his long legs to catch up with the person in front and slowed down his pace to walk side by side with her. "It's getting dark, and they have all formed teams. Do you want to join me?"
I thought she would refuse, but Chi Ling just looked up at him and said, "Whatever."
Li Zhiyuan pinched his forehead, so "whatever" means is okay?
[Haha, a cadre-like old man and a mischievous elf girl.]
[I feel like Emperor Li is about to be confused by Ling Bao's bizarre train of thought.]
[I counted how many times actor Li's temples twitched, but miraculously he didn't lose his temper. He always agreed with what she said. It felt like a dad-like boyfriend taking care of his girlfriend.]
Lin Chaojin and Chi Huai found several more packages along the way and arrived at a small hill just as the sun had completely set. From here, they could see several small wooden houses not far away and a lighthouse with lights on.
The two of them set up the tent together, but they only found one tent along the way, but there were two sleeping bags.
Chi Huai leaned against the edge of the tent, glanced at her and said, "I'll sleep outside the tent tonight."
"No need, let's sleep in the tent together," Lin Chaojin tucked the hair behind her ear, her expression unchanged as if she was saying something very natural. She looked at the camera and said calmly, "There are many animals in the mountains and outside, and the tent can sleep three people. We have two sleeping bags."
Chi Huai lowered his head and looked at her explaining seriously, and curled the corners of his lips.
After hearing this, the comments in the comments were all: [I understand.]
[No need to explain, we all understand. We're all friends, and there's nothing wrong with sleeping in the same tent for safety reasons. We've all been camping before.]
[Yes, I agree with the previous one. But, are we just friends now? Aren't we colleagues? What the hell.]
[Haha, my wife is explaining. Huai Shen, what are you laughing about in the corner? Don't think we didn't notice it because it's dark. We were watching you two with an 8x scope.]
[The sister in front is still you.]
After Chi Huai packed up his things, he picked up a small pile of wood, started a fire not far away, and then began to cook the raw chicken, stringing it together with wooden sticks and roasting it on the fire.
Lin Chaojin walked out of the tent with a bottle of toilet water in her hand. She sat next to him and handed it to him, "Here."
Chi Huai didn't answer. He turned his back to her and said, "I think there's a mosquito bite on the back of my neck. Can you help me wipe it?"
Lin Chaojin paused, opened the toilet water, poured some on her hands, spread it, and then reached out and rubbed it on the back of Chi Huai's neck.
Chi Huai lowered his head and let her do what she wanted.
The fire made crackling sounds from time to time, and the firelight shone on their faces from time to time in the sea breeze.
[Ahhh, I'm tired of screaming chicken.]
[I don't know why I'm so calm. That's what an old married couple should be like. Light a cigarette.]
And just when things were so harmonious here.
In another live broadcast room, Xiao Chuchu and Lu Ge were confronting each other in front of a set-up tent.
"I'll sleep in the tent tonight." Xiao Chuchu said, holding a sleeping bag and looking at him.
"Okay." Lu Ge nodded indifferently and continued, "I want to sleep inside too."
"How can this be possible?" Xiao Chuchu raised her voice, "We are two men and women who are not allowed to touch each other, how can we sleep in the same tent?"
Lu Ge hugged another sleeping bag and frowned, "This isn't a special case, so I can't sleep outdoors at night."
Xiao Chuchu also knew that this seemed too inhumane, but she couldn't help but say: "He has no gentlemanly manners at all, he is not even a man."
"Whether I am a man or not, do you want me to prove it to you?" Lu Ge replied rudely, but he thought to himself that it was not good after he said it, and his eyes could not help but wander.
"You." Xiao Chuchu's face turned red when she heard his words. "Rascal." She threw the sleeping bag at him and then got into the tent.
With a "slap" sound, Lu Ge was hit hard by the sleeping bag. He closed his eyes and did not resist. He put the sleeping bag at the door of the tent and patted his mouth lightly with his hand, "You are so mean."
[Well, why did these two suddenly speed up while arguing?]
I thought it was just another scene of a primary school couple arguing, but it suddenly turned into an adult channel, catching me off guard.
[Haha, I think that Ge Ye's words were really rude, but he deserved the beating from the sleeping bag after provoking Chu Chu. But now besides the eldest lady, there's another person to beat up Ge Suangsuang? Dog head.]
Xiao Chuchu sat in the tent and waved away the heat from her face with her hands. She finally calmed down and suddenly found that it was unusually quiet outside. She was suspicious and wondered where that person had gone. He wondered if he had left in anger. The only sounds around her were those of unknown animals. For a moment, Xiao Chuchu felt a little scared and couldn't help but want to open the tent and walk out.
At this time, a figure stood outside the tent. When Xiao Chuchu was about to shout, a familiar voice came from the figure, "Um, do you want to eat instant noodles? I've cooked it."
As soon as she finished speaking, a "gurgling" sound was heard in the tent. Xiao Chuchu hugged her stomach suddenly. She was sure that she heard the laughter of the person outside the tent. She wanted to say loudly that she didn't want to eat anymore, but when she smelled the aroma of instant noodles coming from outside and thought about the package search, she also had a share, so why shouldn't she eat.
So he opened the tent with a "swish" and walked out, glanced at him and said, "Of course I have to eat." Then he walked ahead of him to the campfire not far away.
Lu Ge looked at her angry back like a torn-up rabbit, curled the corners of his mouth, and walked towards the fire with his hands in his pockets.
Xiao Chuchu picked up a small plate and filled most of it without hesitation. Lu Ge also picked up another plate and filled it up. For a moment, the two of them started fighting again.
Xiao Chuchu glared at him and quickly snatched a sausage from his hand, "I found this."
"Okay." Lu Ge picked up an egg and said, "I found this."
"Who said that?" Xiao Chuchu was not convinced and wanted to snatch it back from him.
"Can you eat that much?"
"Lu Ge, stop it."
"Xiao Chuchu..."
[Here it comes, the silence lasted only three seconds, and it still has that familiar elementary school chicken smell.]
[Haha, so why are they so noisy? Chuchu is usually very cute in front of others, and Lu Ge isn't that mean.]
[The above may be the chemical reaction between men and women, I am not making it up.]
Chi Ling sat by the fire, watching the man slowly and methodically cooking the seafood porridge in the pot. He couldn't help but secretly cover his stomach and restrainedly looked away.
Li Zhiyuan glanced at her, filled a bowl and handed it to her, saying, "Here."
Chi Ling looked at him with suspicion on her face. He was so kind, but when she smelled the fragrance, Chi Ling had to admit that this man had good cooking skills and reached out to take it.
But the man took the bowl back a little, looked at her with a smile on his face, and started to negotiate, "Give me half of the tent tonight."
Seeing her frown, Li Zhiyuan continued slowly, "To be honest, I once fell into the water while filming a movie and injured myself. I can't adapt to the huge temperature difference between day and night. If you don't believe me, reach out and feel my temperature."
As he spoke, Li Zhiyuan stretched out a hand and held it in front of her.
Chi Ling looked at him and reached out to cover his hand, which was chilled by the temperature. The temperature of that man's body was like a piece of ice under a cold mountain.
"I'm not lying to you." Li Zhiyuan looked at her and withdrew his hand.
Chi Ling glanced at him calmly and said, "I didn't expect that Teacher Li is so weak despite his young age." After saying that, he reached out to take the bowl of porridge from his hand, lowered his head and stirred the porridge, not caring at all about how hurtful his words were.
"Ahem." Li Zhiyuan was speechless for a moment after being confronted by her words. The usually gentle expression on his face could no longer be maintained. He wanted to open his mouth to explain, but the person had already lowered his head with a calm expression, obviously not caring what he said next.
[I'm dying of laughter! Our Lingbao nailed it with one strike, leaving actor Li speechless.]
[Haha, why do I feel like it's Actor Li who's reaping the consequences? He was the one who tricked Lingbao in the first place. As someone who knows how could I not know that the great actor was injured, you idiot.]
[Actor Li, you're just lying. You said in the interview that your low body temperature was innate. Now you're shooting yourself in the foot. Let's see how you prove to Ling Bao that you're weak or not.]
[The previous one, ahem, is a manly way of proving it.]
[No, now even the barrage has to start driving, dog head.]
Xiao Long and Li Yifan didn't have this worry. Xiao Long quickly set up the tent, stood up, and patted Li Yifan on the shoulder. "You can sleep on the left or right side of the tent tonight. It's up to you. I can sleep on either side."
Li Yifan was almost knocked to the ground by his slap. He looked at the man who was twice his size and said with a twitch of his mouth, "Whatever." Did he think it made any difference where he slept? Two-thirds of the space was still occupied by him.
"That's fine." Xiao Long shyly withdrew his hand, waved it, and said proudly, "Don't worry, I'm sleeping in a very stable position."
Li Yifan nodded with a blank expression, saying nothing. However, if the Li Yifan of tomorrow morning had traveled through time and space and come through now, he would have definitely shaken Xiao Long's shoulders and yelled at him, "That ghost was sleeping so peacefully. He almost crushed him to death with a mountain of pressure."
Netizens who watched the show all night couldn't help but post comments.
[Director Zhang, thank you for this incredible plan. Only you dared to arrange four tents for eight people.]
[Director Zhang, you said you don't have some kind of matchmaker in you, but I don't believe you. Well, my dear Director Zhang, can you please let me pay my respects? I've been wanting to hook up with the guy next door for a long time. Please help me tie the knot with him~]
[Ah, I also want to say hello to Director Zhang. I've been wanting to hook up with the squad leader next door for a long time.]
[Director Zhang, whether I can find my way out of being single after 30 years of being pregnant depends on you.]
Director Zhang's face twitched as he saw the comments from behind the monitor. He brushed his sparse hair and said unhappily, "Who knows how they all ended up running into each other? And they're even paying me a visit? What the hell? This is a family show, not a dating show."
Assistant Li adjusted his glasses and wanted to tell him that the most amazing thing about you is that you don't make any deliberate arrangements.
Just as the teams were about to pack up for bed, a message beeped from their digital watches: "Group chat channels are now open for all teams. You're all in disguise now, so please start your group chats. Whoever's most explosive speech accumulates the highest points through online voting will receive tomorrow's lavish rewards. This task is mandatory; everyone must participate." P.S.: The speech doesn't matter if it's true or false.
Lin Chaojin and the others who received the message looked at it speechlessly at the same time. They spoke freely and explosively, and secretly complained in their hearts, "Director Zhang, when did you start being a paparazzi?"
The audience who caught a glimpse of the rules found it extremely exciting and shouted in the comments:
[Please, please be quick in the group chat. Say whatever you want. The director has already said that regardless of whether it's true or not, we will treat it as fake~]
[Oh, why is there a sockpuppet? Can't I speak publicly? You idiot.]
[Sisters in front, the excitement is only possible through secret stimulation.]
[Haha, here they come, are they going to fight or are they going to fight~]
After the public message was posted, a staff member quickly came over and handed each of them a new phone. They each had a different number and were added to the same group chat. While the avatar for each number was the same, the numeric code above the number would change with each post, so the group couldn't identify each other by their numbers.
After Director Zhang explained the rules to the staff, he said to his live camera, "This chat technology will be launched by the Lin Group in the near future. Let's look forward to it..."
[Here we go, Director Zhang's announcement is coming again. Okay, we get it, let's get to the point.]
[+1]
After Director Zhang finished his announcement, he sent them a message: Game start.
Lin Chaojin and Chi Huai sat in front of the open tent, hand in hand.
Chi Huai took the phone and glanced at the person next to him who was lowering his head, his expression fluctuating.
Entered the group chat interface, after Director Zhang said the game started.
A number with the code 2222 first sent a message in the group: Everyone here is a younger brother, your father is here.
The group has seen seven consecutive posts:...
Barrage: ...
Then came a series of questions: Lu Ge, are you itching for trouble?
2356: Damn, how did you know it was mine!
Xiao Chuchu raised her head while holding her phone and glanced at Lu Ge who was not far away. Her expression was indescribable. Could she be any dumber?
Lu Ge faced Xiao Chuchu's gaze, scratched his head, and said, "Okay, I must be so deep that you can't recognize me."
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