This novel is also known as "What Should I Do With My Scapegoat Younger Brother and Scapegoat Boyfriend?"
Lin Zhaojin woke up to find that she was actually cannon fodder, a control gr...
◎The whole network is stinky◎
The staff member holding a small cardboard box walked over to Lin Chaojin's group first. Lu Ge sat up straight, looking eager to try, "I'll do it."
Lin Chaojin twitched the corner of her mouth and grabbed his hand, "Wait, you'd better stop smoking. I don't trust you with your luck."
Lu Ge frowned, feeling dissatisfied, "What's wrong with my luck?"
Lin Chaojin glanced at him and said, "You don't know what's going on."
"Hmph," Lu Ge raised his chin, "I'm going to smoke. Today I'll show you that I'm the reincarnation of the God of Europe."
The two were in a stalemate for a while. The staff member stood there holding a cardboard box, looking at Lin Chaojin with a faint expression and Lu Ge who was unwilling to accept the defeat. Neither of them was easy to mess with, so he suddenly broke out in a sweat and didn't know who to listen to.
At this time, netizens in front of the barrage also saw the stalemate between the two.
[No, it's just a slip of paper, but you two are fighting over it? They really don't have a good relationship, right? Neither of them is willing to give in.]
[I'm worried about the staff. Can these two be more efficient? Everyone is waiting for them.]
[I feel like the young lady is being a bit disrespectful to Master Ge. It's quite rude of her to say that. But as a young lady, how could she consider others?]
It was Lu Ge's fans who saw something was wrong. Seeing Lu Ge's confident look, they just wanted to cover their faces. Outsiders didn't know, but didn't they, the fans, know? Well, their Master Ge was...
[No, Master Ge, please don’t smoke…]
However, Lin Chaojin glanced at him twice, withdrew his hand, and raised his chin, "Okay, you smoke."
Lu Ge was very proud, "Today I will show you what it means to be the reincarnation of the European Emperor, I..."
As Lu Ge spoke, he reached out and took out a piece of paper from the box. When he saw the words on the paper with a proud look, his eyes widened and his tone rose: "This is impossible."
There was only one word "中" written in black brush on the note.
Everyone looked at the note and immediately looked at Lu Ge. He looked shocked and couldn't help laughing.
"Haha, luckily it wasn't us. No, Lu Ge, you were the first one to draw. No one else has such luck. Haha, thank you." Xiao Chuchu laughed out loud without any hesitation. She was happy that her group escaped the task of cooking, and also felt a little gloating.
"Thanks, the reincarnation of God Ou." Chi Huai curled the corners of his mouth, his tone lazy, but these words made people feel uncomfortable.
Lu Ge was so angry that his face turned green. He gritted his teeth and crossed his arms across his chest.
[Huai Shen's taunt skill is maxed out. This is the reincarnation of the European God. Lu Ge wants to hit someone after hearing this.]
[Hahaha, my Huai Shen is so calm and composed that it makes me so angry.]
Lu Ge crumpled the note in annoyance and said, "It's just that I have bad luck today." He decided not to admit that he had bad hands.
Lin Chaojin glanced at him calmly, "Then I really thank you."
"That's not the case," Lu Ge pinched his nose and shrank aside, "It was just a mistake."
[I seemed to hear the sound of someone being slapped in the face in the air.]
[The young lady rolls her eyes beautifully. It's amazing. This woman is so beautiful even when she rolls her eyes. I want to roll my eyes too.]
[The one in front, if you roll your eyes, that means you have cataracts.]
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[We fans have to say that our Ge Ye has had a reputation for having bad hands since the talent show.]
Fans are all in tears when talking about this. Every time there is a lottery task, the one that Ge Ye draws is the most difficult, or the teammates he draws are always dragging the team down.
According to complaints from other teammates, every time they play the card drawing game, others may get an SSS card after ten consecutive draws, but Lu Ge can't get one even after a hundred draws. His luck is really unmatched.
After hearing the fans' additions in the barrage, other netizens felt pity for Lu Ge.
[I've already mentioned that Mr. Ge has a foul hand. Apparently, the young lady knows this, which is why she doesn't let him smoke.]
[It's definitely true. Those people who said that the young lady didn't give face and didn't consider others are really making a big fuss. If my brother had such bad hands, I would show my disdain to his face.]
[I pity the eldest lady. My younger brother is about to cry because he has been dealt such a stinky hand and is not allowed to speak out.]
Because of this incident, and the popularity of the show, #LuGeChouShou# was on the top of the trending searches that night.
Netizens were curious about how the new top star had such a bad hand. They clicked in to take a look. In particular, a blogger took Lu Ge's confident expression before the start and his wide-eyed look of disbelief after being slapped in the face, and added the special effect of being struck by lightning. Immediately, this pair of emoticons went viral.
Everyone burst into laughter and went to Lu Ge's post to call him "stinky hand".
His former teammates also posted on Weibo to make fun of Lu Ge's stinky hands. For a while, the impression that Lu Ge had stinky hands was firmly fixed in the minds of netizens.
I just don’t know what Lu Ge thought when he saw this title.
After winning the lottery, Lu Ge followed Lin Chaojin listlessly like a big dog that fell into the water. Seeing his obedient look, Lin Chaojin was obviously used to it and didn't bother to pay attention to him and walked into the kitchen.
Fortunately, the director had some conscience and prepared the ingredients for them, otherwise they would have to go to the supermarket to buy them themselves.
Yan Ruo stood in front of the refrigerator, opened it and took out the ingredients one by one. "There are quite a lot of things, beef, pork..." She turned to look at Lin Chaojin, "Chaojin, can you cook?"
"Is this a joke? How can she cook?" Lu Ge stuck his head out and bared his teeth when he heard this. His sister could cook and he wanted to eat it in his dreams.
"Pa." Lin Chaojin slapped him on the arm without mercy.
[It feels good. Why would I feel so good if Lu Ge wasn't the one getting beaten?]
[I'm the same as above, haha, this kind of cheesy tone from Ge Ye really gets me beaten.]
[Haha, obviously the eldest lady can't stand him anymore. She's been implicated by him. Lu Ge even dared to mock his sister. Who else should she beat up if not him?]
"Ah, why are you hitting me?" Lu Ge jumped and muttered with his hands folded.
"Very funny?" Lin Chaojin looked at him with a smile.
Lu Ge stopped laughing in a second, met her death stare, and shrank his neck. "No, it's not funny."
"Can you cook?" Lin Chaojin crossed his arms.
"I don't know how." Lu Ge looked at the pile of ingredients with a righteous look, "Then what should we do, sister?"
Lin Chaojin followed his gaze, her face became wooden and she was speechless for a moment.
"Chao Jin, it's okay. You don't know how to do it, so let me do it." Yan Ruo stood aside, with a smile on her lips, and suggested.
[The eldest lady and her two friends definitely wouldn't do it. They look like they've never done anything like that.]
[Yan Ruoren is so nice, she actually took the initiative and said she would do it herself.]
[But we can’t just leave it all to Sister Yan Ruo. She’s not a servant, so how can those two give orders to others?]
"Oh, really..." Lu Ge's eyes lit up when he heard it, and he was about to agree.
With a "slap", his hand was slapped again. The words he wanted to say were stuck in his throat. He turned around to meet Lin Chaojin's cold gaze.
Lin Chaojin raised her chin and said to the pile of ingredients, "Get some pasta and tomatoes..."
Seeing her expression, Lu Ge realized that a man of action is a hero, so he obediently went to get some ingredients.
"Chao Jin, why don't I do it..." Yan Ruo spoke again.
"No thanks," Lin Chaojin refused.
[Uh, Lin Chaojin really wants them to do it, but forget it.]
[Yan Ruoren is really nice. I've said it twice, but she's too arrogant to appreciate it. I don't know what she'll make. Don't waste the ingredients.]
[That's right, it's so pitiful to be treated so kindly by someone who is not welcome. I feel sorry for the young lady.]
[No, the previous one was mentally ill, and now you're schizophrenic? If the young lady had really agreed, you'd have said you wouldn't do anything. Now that she's rejected, you're saying you don't appreciate it. You've already said everything.]
Fortunately, the kitchen was large enough to accommodate several people. Yan Ru took the ingredients and stood in another corner of the kitchen. She looked back at the two people and curled her lips.
"Sister, let me help you." Yan Sinuo also saw the two people standing still on the other side, and curled the corners of his mouth. Ha, idiots, based on their performance and that of his group, he knew what netizens would say. He would not miss such an opportunity to drag them down.
"Okay, thank you for troubling me, brother." Yan Ruo tilted her face and gently touched his head, her tone gentle, "You are such a good brother."
After hearing this, Yan Sinuo lowered his head and his sister touched his head obediently, "No way." He looked shy.
[Ahhh, Sister Yanruo is so gentle, and my little brother is so good, helping his sister.]
[I also wish I had such a good brother. I also want to pat Nobo’s head.]
Yan Ruo gently instructed Yan Sinuo on how to wash the ingredients, and then began to process the ingredients in an orderly manner in front of the camera.
[Oh my, even my sister is so beautiful when she cooks, I’m dying.]
[Look at Yan Ruo, she's so organized, the dishes she makes will definitely be delicious.]
Lin Chaojin and Lu Ge looked at the ingredients, and they didn't speak for a while.
"Do you feel like you owe me something?" Lin Chaojin said slowly to Lu Ge.
"What?" Lu Ge looked at her, his head spinning, and answered cautiously.
"You drew the note, right?" Lin Chaojin glanced at his hand with an ambiguous expression.
"Well, so what." Lu Ge quickly put his hands behind his back, feeling that if that look had substance, his hands would have been chopped off.
"You be the chef." Lin Chaojin retracted his gaze, glanced at the ingredients, and spoke lightly.
"Ah, me?" Lu Ge pointed at himself and sounded surprised. He didn't know how to do it either.
"Any comments?"
"No." Lu Ge shook his head quickly, then thought of something and raised his eyebrows, "Okay, since you trust me so much, I'll show you a few of my skills today." His tone was as cocky as it could be.
[Here he comes again, Master Ge comes with his familiar confidence.]
[I almost heard the sound of a slap in the face. But the eldest daughter is also a remarkable person, actually trusting her brother.]
[Forget it, they're both equally good, it doesn't matter who does it.]
[As mentioned above, these two... er, a moment of silence for the other guests who will be poisoned by the tea.]