This novel is also known as "What Should I Do With My Scapegoat Younger Brother and Scapegoat Boyfriend?"
Lin Zhaojin woke up to find that she was actually cannon fodder, a control gr...
◎Jin Ye, Ge Shuangsong◎
Lin Chaojin looked at the ingredients silently, picked up a few tomatoes, turned on the faucet and started washing them.
At this time, the live camera kept moving closer and focusing on her hands. Her hands were slender and long, and looked even more tender as jade against the backdrop of the red tomatoes.
[Just came over from Yan Ruo's set. They're already getting ready to stir-fry, but the ingredients aren't ready yet.]
[Hey, not everyone is as talented as Sister Yan Ruo.]
[You're so tired of being ripped off, get out! So what if you can't cook? According to an online survey, less than 30% of young people can cook.]
[Stop arguing. Am I the only one attracted by the young lady's beautiful hands? Slurp, I can do it.]
[Me too, I really can do this.]
[Hey guys, stop spitting.]
"Then what should I do?" Lu Ge picked up a tomato and tossed it. Seeing her movements, he couldn't help but give her some advice. "Wait, rub the skin a little harder. This is how you should wash it."
"Bang," Lin Chaojin placed the washed tomatoes on the chopping board gently and glanced at him. "Any objections?"
Lu Ge was startled and answered reflexively: "No, no, how could it be possible, hehe."
When Lu Ge's fans saw this, they all covered their faces and said, "Brother, I know you're a coward, but you can't be so cowardly."
[Here it comes, Ge Ye's classic triple denial.]
"Okay, here," Lin Chaojin pointed to a few washed tomatoes, "cut them open."
"Okay," Lu Ge picked up a knife from the wooden rack, "it's just cutting tomatoes. Let me show you a special trick."
"Wait," Lin Chaojin pulled his left hand back a little, "Are you planning to cut off your stinky hand?" She glanced at his hand casually and sneered, "You don't have to despise yourself so much."
"Stinky hands, what stinky hands, who is the stinky hand?" Lu Ge was furious when he heard the name and couldn't help but yelling, "Don't ruin my reputation."
Lin Chaojin withdrew her hand, glanced at him calmly, and said, "Cut it out."
"Just cut it," Lu Ge muttered, and cut a tomato according to her instructions. It looked pretty neat, and he started to show off again, raising his chin, "Look how good I am. I can tell whether it's good or not with just one move."
Looking at the other knife next to him, he couldn't help but pick it up in his left hand and weigh it. "Now, I'm going to show you what a real chef's knife skills are."
"Master, who are you calling Master?" Lin Chaojin crossed his arms and glanced at him coldly.
"You, you, I'll just call you ancestor, okay?" Lu Ge looked at her and raised his hands in surrender.
Lin Chaojin rolled her eyes gracefully, "Shut up and cut it faster."
"Okay," Lu Ge curled his lips and became serious for a second.
[……]
[Actually, I really want to yell, "Ge Ye, you can't call me Ye anymore, call me Ge Song Song!"]
[The name of the sister in front is amazing, a perfect match for Shuangshuang!]
[Looking at it this way, the eldest lady has a really good temper, and Ge Suengsong is really naughty.]
Lu Ge picked up two knives and gestured up and down and left and right at the tomatoes, "Look at my unparalleled knife skills."
"Wait, don't..." Lin Chaojin stopped him.
I’m afraid…
[I'm scared too... This kid is really going to tear down the house if he doesn't get his hands dirty.]
Lu Ge was seen holding two knives in his hands, cutting into a tomato, saying, "It's just cutting a tomato."
"ah……"
Hearing the sound, Lin Chaojin's heart tightened, "What's wrong? Did you cut your hand?" As he said that, he was about to go over to take a look.
Lu Ge put down the knife and closed his eyes. "Damn, that tomato juice got into my eyes."
With a "pop", a piece of cloth was covered on Lu Ge's face. He took it and wiped it. After finishing it, he looked at the cloth in confusion and asked, "What did you wipe it with before?"
"Toilet rag." Lin Chaojin replied indifferently.
"No way." Lu Ge quickly threw the cloth away, his eyes full of resentment, "Sister, my ancestors, why do you treat me like this?"
Lin Chaojin just looked at him quietly.
"No, you didn't go to the toilet, so where did the toilet rag come from?" Lu Ge slapped his head and asked in confusion.
[…Okay, I know their IQ is Ge Suangsong.]
[Haha, I really admire Geshuangshuang, absolutely amazing, what a mentally retarded funny boy this is.]
[Just now, when he was yelling, the eldest lady must have been nervous. Woohoo, if anyone says anything bad about them again, I'll slap him in the face.]
[Yes, the young lady was about to go and look at his hands, but she didn't know that being a coward is asking for a beating.]
Lin Chaojin washed the rest of the ingredients and placed them on the chopping board. "Cut it."
"Okay," Lu Ge picked up the knife and was eager to try again.
"Cut it carefully for me," Lin Chaojin warned him.
"Oh." Lu Ge could only quietly put the ingredients in order. Although it didn't look very good, with some pieces thick and some pieces thin, at least they were all done.
Lin Chaojin and Lu Ge were silent for a few minutes looking at the pile of ingredients, not knowing how to start.
Lu Ge looked over at the other corner of the kitchen. Over there, Yan Ruo had already cooked several dishes. "Wow, it looks like their group is almost done. Hey, why don't I have a sister who can cook?"
Lin Chaojin glanced at him and said indifferently, "Why don't I have a brother who can cook?"
"Same here," Lu Ge shrugged and replied, looking fearless.
Lin Chaojin glanced at the ingredients and said, "I tell you to cook."
"Sure." Lu Ge rolled up his sleeves with both hands. "I have no problem with that. I'm just worried that you might not give the right instructions."
Lin Chaojin was too lazy to undermine his self-confidence.
"What shall we cook tonight?" Lu Ge said, holding a spatula. Except for the lack of the chef's hat, he looked quite competent.
"Let's have scrambled eggs with tomatoes and mushroom pasta," Lin Chaojin glanced at the ingredients and suggested uncertainly.
"Ok, I'm fine." Lu Ge held his head high and chest out, full of confidence.
Lin Chaojin didn't really want to reply to him and ignored his nonsense. "Then let's make the pasta first..."
"Okay, the water is boiling, add..."
"Fuck, fuck, it's scalding me..."
[Here I am. I don’t know why I’m so nervous since I’m not the one eating their food.]
[Ahem, I'm afraid they'll blow up the kitchen.]
[It’s amazing, these two siblings, one dares to say it and the other dares to do it.]
Looking at the lump of noodles, Lin Chaojin was silent for a few seconds.
Lu Ge scratched his head and said, "It should be edible, ahem, although it doesn't look very good."
The photographer who was focusing the lens had his hands shaking a few times and couldn't help but complain in his heart that this thing not only looked bad, it was impossible to tell what it was.
Lu Ge's fans looked at the lump of food in the bowl and fell silent.
[…Sister downstairs, come and praise me.]
[…Third brother, I’m counting on you.]
[My third brother has passed away...]
"Let me cook the next dish." Lin Chaojin said, holding his forehead.
"Sister, you come?" Lu Ge looked terrified and wanted to complain. In fact, you and I are just at the same level.
"Get out of the way." Lin Chaojin pushed him aside.
"Okay." Lu Ge spread his hands and made way.
Lin Chaojin picked up a few eggs, cracked them one by one and put them into the pot. The "sizzling" sound startled her.
Lu Ge was watching anxiously from the side, "Sister, hurry up, turn it over, it's going to burn."
"Why did you put the tomatoes in first? Pour the water in quickly."
“This is salt.”
"Put more salt, there's too little salt."
…
A few minutes later, the two siblings looked at the plate of unevenly colored food in front of them in silence.
Lin Chaojin had a blank expression on her face, not a bit of the flustered look she had just shown. However, her hands were itching to destroy the basin of things.
"Hahaha, sister, you still dare to criticize me? What you cook is even worse than mine, haha." Lu Ge took a look at what his sister cooked and couldn't help laughing.
"Very funny?" Lin Chaojin raised her eyes and looked at him coldly, "Who told you to give me blind orders?" She would never admit that this was something she made.
Lu Ge jumped up and said, "You just gave me blind orders."
"Lu, Ge," Lin Chaojin gritted his teeth, thinking of getting rid of this kid in one fell swoop.
With a "whoosh" sound, Lu Ge felt his sister's murderous intent. Seeing a figure walking in, he quickly jumped behind him like a nimble monkey, "Chi Huai, save me."
Chi Huai stopped, glanced at the two plates on the island table, and raised his eyebrows, "You made this."
"No, Lu Ge did it."
"No, Lin Chaojin did it."
The two of them replied in unison. Lu Ge, bearing his sister's death stare, raised his chin, hid behind the crowd, and replied fearlessly, "That black mass was made by my sister."
"You two," Chi Huai curled his lips, his eyes fixed on Lin Chaojin's face, "you both have a talent for cooking."
Lin Chaojin raised the corner of her mouth, looked straight at him, and her eyes moved, "I'm not as talented as you."
Chi Huai raised his chin, his eyes unclear.
Lu Ge didn't notice the undercurrent between them and patted Chi Huai on the shoulder. "Brother, you have good taste. I'll give you my dish tonight. You're welcome."
Chi Huai pulled his hand off and walked out with his hands in his pockets, "No need."
Director Zhang saw that it was almost time, so he asked them to bring the dishes and prepare to eat.
Lu Ge glanced at the two dishes. Well, he still felt a little ashamed, so he pinched his nose and said, "Sister, why don't you take it over."
Lin Chaojin washed his hands under the tap and walked out, leaving behind a light-hearted remark, "Then you should do it, brother."
"Cut it out." Come on, Lu Ge picked up the two plates of food and walked out with a relaxed look on his face.
At this time, Yan Ruo and the others had prepared several dishes and had already placed them on the table. They looked delicious and fragrant.
"Wow, Sister Yan Ruo, the dishes you cook look delicious," Xiao Chuchu sat at the dining table and praised.
Yan Ruo sat down and smiled shyly, "It's okay, just okay."
Turning around, I saw Lin Chaojin and Lu Ge coming out. "Are you guys done too? What did you cook?"
"Ah, Sister Chaojin, you guys are ready too. I want to try the dishes cooked by Sister Chaojin," Xiao Chuchu straightened up, her eyes shining. She had to try the dishes cooked by the beautiful lady herself.
"Here, for you," Lu Ge put two plates of food on the table indifferently.
"Okay, let me try it..." Xiao Chuchu picked up the chopsticks and was about to start eating. When she saw the dish, her words were stuck and she swallowed, "This is the dish you made."
"Yes," Lu Ge nodded, showing his white teeth, "Come on, try it."
[Hahaha, baby Chuchu's frozen face is simply amazing. I felt like she was going to die the next second after seeing those two dishes.]
[Ge Songsong really has no self-awareness. He probably really thinks his cooking skills are good, you idiot.]
The others looked at the two dishes and didn't know how to start with their chopsticks.
"Haha, the dishes you cook are quite unique," Xiao Long said to make excuses for his sister.
"Ahem," Lin Chaojin twitched the corner of her mouth, "You'd better not try it, otherwise Director Zhang won't be able to find anyone to shoot tomorrow."
Everyone looked at Director Zhang, who had a wooden expression on his face. Xiao Long took advantage of the opportunity she gave him and said, "Haha, that's fine. Otherwise, Director Zhang will have a headache."
"Haha, yes," everyone agreed, and Xiao Chuchu nodded vigorously. Beauty is precious, but life is more precious.
"Then, Chao Jin, Lu Ge, why don't you come and try my food," Yan Ruo suggested gently, expecting them to refuse, as they might not eat it based on their personalities.
"It's okay, I..."
"OK."
"Thanks."
Before Yan Ruo could say a word of dissuasion, Lin Chaojin and her brother spoke in unison. Her face froze for a moment, and when others looked at her, she smiled again, "It's just that my cooking skills may not be very good." She complained in her heart, why didn't these two siblings play by the rules.
Lin Chaojin and Lu Ge looked at each other. Only a fool would not eat when there is food to eat. Sometimes face is not necessarily the most important thing. Oh, that's what President Lin told them.