Cen Xi never imagined that going out to worship Buddha and utter a complaint would make her trendy, becoming a transmigrator.
Others transmigrate to become rich young ladies, or empresses, or...
"Why don't you two come together!"
Cen Xi lifted the carriage curtain and raised an eyebrow at the two people.
"You're not unconscious?"
The two of them exclaimed in surprise at the same time.
"That's right. If I were unconscious, how would I have discovered that you were sleeping with Wang Dashan's bride behind his back?"
Cen Xi got out of the car and said casually.
“You are a female ghost. Lady Liu wasn’t like this before.”
The two men had witnessed firsthand how this woman had beaten up that fat woman yesterday, so their legs were still trembling.
"Yes, I am a female ghost, and I specialize in taking in scum like you. I don't care that you sold me out, but you were greedy for money and then tried to rape me. Isn't that a bit too much?"
Cen Xi grabbed one person with each hand and asked with a cold brow.
Is she a withered flower or a fallen woman?
she……
She doesn't even have a boyfriend yet!
If it weren't for that wicked Buddha, she would still be a virgin.
You filthy men have such disgusting thoughts! Fine! You want to consummate your marriage, huh? Have you ever heard of being gay?
The two of you are a perfect match!
"Lady Liu, spare us! We were wrong, we were terribly wrong! Please let us go. From now on, I'll be your son, and we'll never go west if you point east!"
The pain in their throats served as a stark reminder that this fierce woman before them could truly strangle them to death. They didn't want to die; the money they had just earned wasn't all spent, and they couldn't take it with them to the grave, nor could they leave it to their descendants.
"You don't have to die! You two want to consummate your marriage, right? Then do as I say in a moment."
Cen Xi raised her hand and flung the two men flat on their backs.
"Yes, yes, yes! Great-grandmother, dear grandmother, dear mother, we'll do whatever you want. Just... just spare our lives."
Fearing that Cen Xi would choke them again, the two quickly got up, knelt down in front of Cen Xi, and kowtowed to beg for mercy.
“I don’t have a son like you, so disgusting. Go take off your clothes and head to that ravine over there. Hurry up and consummate your marriage. I’ll stand up for you. You two are married today, and you’ll be husband and wife from now on.”
Cen Xi cursed, then pointed to the mountain hollow not far away, telling the two of them to hurry up and get things done there.
"Ah! What consummation of marriage? Husband and wife? Please, Madam Liu, oh! No! Mother, explain clearly!"
The two men pretended not to understand at all and looked at Cen Xi.
"Look at how shrewdly you two are plotting this. I thought you were smart, but you're just idiots! Let me remind you one more time: do exactly what you usually do when you sleep with your wives and widows. Go all out, or I'll kill you."
Cen Xi made a sarcastic remark, and then threatened her.
"Mother, dear mother, do you mean we, that... this..."
The man was so surprised he couldn't believe it. This shrew was no ordinary person; she could come up with such a disgusting idea.
"Yes! That's exactly what you think it means. Now hurry up and go. I'll count to three. If you don't act now, this day next year will be the anniversary of your deaths."
Cen Xi's tone was both playful and indifferent.
"Yes, yes, Li Lao Er, hurry up! I don't want to die!"
Of the two men, the one who had just asked whether he should go first or not was the first to be so scared that he wet himself.
"Wait! I haven't finished speaking!"
Cen Xi deliberately let the two run around freely for a while before coldly calling them to stop.
"Is there anything else you need, Grandma?"
A ghostly voice came from behind them, and the two of them, trembling, returned to Cen Xi.
"Remove the drugs from these people. My son and daughter in the car were also drugged, so you need to remove those drugs too."
Cen Xi looked at the two of them and said indifferently.
"Yes, yes, we'll get right on it!"
The two men quickly kowtowed and took out a white and a blue medicine bottle.
"Don't try anything funny! Your drugs won't work on me."
Cen Xi glanced at Li Lao Er, who was about to do something naughty again.
"Hehehe! Grandma's joking, we wouldn't dare!"
As soon as Cen Xi finished speaking, Li Lao Er immediately put the blue bottle away.
"No way! Why did you take out the medicine? Why don't you try it and see if you can drug me again?"
Cen Xi kicked hard, and a pebble hit Li Lao Er right in the face.
"Oh dear! Grandma! Dear Grandma, I will never dare to do it again. I will go and undo the sleeping potion for them right away."
Li Lao Er covered the large bump that had suddenly appeared on his forehead and hurried off to give the wedding procession the antidote.
In a short while, Wang Dashan's servants and the people who came to welcome the bride all woke up.
“These two men were planning to defile your new concubine. I gave them a beating and also imposed a punishment. You can all go and watch later. If you handle this well, I will ask the master for a reward for you tomorrow.”
Seeing that everyone was awake, Cen Xi spoke up.
"Seventh Aunt, do you mean these two people wanted to defile you, so they drugged us?"
One of the Wang family's servants stepped forward and asked.
"Yes! Luckily I know some martial arts and am unaffected by the drug, I escaped this ordeal. Otherwise, how could I face the master tomorrow?"
Cen Xi imitated the "green tea" scenes she had read in novels and began to act them out.
"It's good that Seventh Madam is alright. We'll keep an eye on these two tonight, and we'll hand them over to Master for disposal tomorrow."
A servant in charge of the Wang family came out and said something.
"So, are they still going to consummate their marriage? Do you want to go and watch?"
Cen Xi looked at the person who had spoken with a wronged expression.
"I think that's unnecessary. Let's see what the master thinks when we get to the Wang family tomorrow!"
The servant looked at her with disdain, clearly looking down on Cen Xi and not taking the two men seriously. However, their male dignity could not be trampled on by a woman.
"Okay! I'll leave it to you tonight."
Cen Xi curled her lips, not caring about this person's attitude towards her; all she needed to do was get to the Wang family smoothly.
I closed my eyes and rested in the car for a while.
Xiao Jiu, who was standing nearby, shook her awake and asked:
"Are you really not going to ruin your mother's body?"
He wasn't actually drugged. For some reason, his body had developed a drug resistance, so he heard every word Cen Xi said very clearly.
"Believe it or not! Kid, get out of here! Don't disturb my sleep."
Cen Xi rolled her eyes at him, then closed her eyes and continued sleeping.
"Actually, I'm very conflicted. I don't even know if you're our mother. My feelings for you are a bit complicated."
Xiao Jiuyi is indeed quite mature for his age; he always thinks more than other children his age.
"Don't worry about it. I'm not your mother. You can hire a Taoist priest right now to drive me away!"
Hmph, you little brat! You think you can just compromise like that? Did you even ask for my permission? Even though you're just a kid, you shouldn't have insulted me like that!
After saying that, Cen Xi couldn't help but mutter to herself.
"I……"
Xiao Jiuyi looked a little disappointed. Cen Xi noticed this, but she didn't intend to comfort her. She was very vengeful, extremely vengeful, and very vengeful.