Chapter 042

Lu Xiao looked at He Yan with sympathy. Generally speaking, the people who were the biggest grudges in his son's mouth were all quite miserable. Take his eldest brother-in-law for example, he almost died with the bomb.

He Yan had a smile on his face. He looked at Lu Xingzhou and said, "Xiao Zhou, right? You're really energetic young man." But he wondered why his eyes looked so strange.

Lu Xingzhou looked at the man in front of him and pursed his lips.

How should I tell him that your eldest grandson is going to feed you shit tonight! ! !

Lu Xiao's pupils trembled. He looked at He Yan with more than sympathy. Wasn't He Xiaobao really that fierce? Feeding his grandfather shit?

He Yan looked at Lu Xiao strangely. Lu Xingzhou thought for a moment and said tactfully, "Uncle He, is your grandson called He Xiaobao? Is he five years old this year?"

He Yan nodded and said, "Xiao Zhou, do you know Xiao Bao? Our Xiao Bao is very well behaved and obedient. Come to think of it, your eldest brother is the same. He hasn't gotten married yet, otherwise his child would be the same age as Xiao Bao."

He Yan is happy when talking about his grandson. His little grandson is cute and a smart boy. Although he is a little naughty and has some weird ideas, he is just a child, so what's the big deal?

Lu Xingzhou watched as the topic gradually shifted to Uncle He, who was about to tell his father about urging his eldest brother to get married. He closed his eyes and said, "But your grandson will feed you shit."

He Yan was struck by lightning. He turned to look at Lu Xingzhou in disbelief and said, "What did you say?"

Little Cow told me that yesterday while he was out on patrol, he ran into two kids. One grandpa was named He Yan, and the other was named He Xuan! The two kids started arguing, and during the argument, one of them claimed their grandpa could eat shit. Neither believed the other, so they planned to take a photo to prove whoever's grandpa actually dared to eat shit would be the boss... He Xiaobao planned to wait until his grandpa got drunk that night, then secretly smear shit on his grandpa's mouth, and then take a photo to show He Xiaoxiao...

Lu Xiao understood. He looked at He Yan with sympathy and pity. Although his son was not married and he had no grandchildren, at least he didn't have to worry about his grandson feeding him shit.

Mr. Song and Mr. Lu in front couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. After all, although their children were naughty when they were young, they had never been fed shit.

Oh, there is one who eats shit.

They glanced at Lu Qiyi, who noticed it and clicked his tongue impatiently. Everyone was ignorant when they were little, and so many years had passed. That was enough.

Zhou Xinglu looked at Lu Xingzhou with a smile in his eyes, and wanted to laugh when he saw Lu Xingzhou's heroic appearance as he was being executed.

Lu Xingzhou thought for a moment and explained, "It's just that...he and He Xiaoxiao are vying for the top spot. Whoever's grandfather dares to eat shit becomes the boss. So He Xiaobao is going to wait for you to get drunk at night and secretly put dog shit in your mouth."

[I have to say, He Xiaobao is smarter than He Xiaoxiao. He Xiaoxiao went home and asked his grandfather if he wanted to eat shit, but his butt was swollen from being spanked by his father. He Xiaobao didn't ask and was ready to fight directly, because Uncle He always drank a lot of alcohol when he got together with his father...]

Lu Xiao clicked his tongue and said, "Old He...your grandson is so filial."

He Yan couldn't believe it. Although he didn't know how Lu Xingzhou knew about this, he believed it about 80% when he heard He Xiaoxiao's story.

He even laughed at Lao He...

He looked around and finally saw his eldest grandson beside He Zhi. He smiled politely at Lu Xingzhou and said, "Thank you for your reminder. I'll go ask He Xiaobao."

Then he strode towards his son and took He Xiaobao to the terrace.

After a while, a miserable howl was heard and Song Zhuyun came out.

As soon as Lu Xiao heard the noise, he knew that He Xiaobao was really planning to do this... If his Zhou Zhou hadn't told He Yan about this, the news that Old He had eaten dog shit would probably spread throughout the entire imperial capital tomorrow.

Thinking of this, he felt a little regretful.

Lu Xingzhou silently mourned for He Xiaobao in his heart.

"Uncle really didn't mean to do this. I'm doing this for your own good. If it doesn't work out now, you'll just get hit once or twice at most. If it does, your life will be ruined."

After a while, He Yan came over with the little fat boy with red eyes. He smiled at Lu Xingzhou and said, "Thank you, Xiao Zhou. I didn't bring any gifts today. Uncle will send you something good in a couple of days."

As soon as he went over to ask, He Xiaobao's chubby face was filled with guilt and he confessed. When he thought about how he was almost fed dog shit by his own grandson, He Yan couldn't help it no matter how good his temper was.

He immediately slapped He Xiaobao on the butt twice.

He Xiaobao looked at Lu Xingzhou with resentful eyes. When he saw Lu Xingzhou looking at him, he snorted coldly and turned his head to the side, muttering: "Bad uncle."

Lu Xingzhou politely gave He Xiaobao a fake smile and said, "Boy, you're not convinced, right?"

He immediately looked up at He Yan and said, "Uncle He, there are actually some things I'm not sure whether I should say or not."

He Yan narrowed his eyes and looked at He Xiaobao dangerously. Needless to say, it was definitely some other good thing that He Xiaobao had done.

So, under He Xiaobao's incredulous eyes, Lu Xingzhou smiled and dug out all the bad things he had done.

This included throwing his grandfather's inkstone into the pond at home, picking the flowers grown by his grandmother and giving them to little girls to be his girlfriends, and using his grandfather's treasured tea to make milk tea.

He Yan's expression became increasingly gentle, but He Xiaobao's crisis radar had already started beeping.

He looked at his bad uncle Lu Xingzhou and wanted to cry as soon as he opened his mouth.

Lu Xingzhou looked at him and said lightly, "Do you know why your girlfriend broke up with you?"

He Xiaobao closed his mouth and looked at him and asked, "Why, why?"

Why did Sakura break up with him? He was upset for several days. He hadn't done anything wrong, but Sakura broke up with him so suddenly.

He Yan was so angry that he laughed. Wow, his eldest grandson already has a girlfriend. Oh, and it seems that he was dumped by the girl.

None of this matters. What matters is his inkstone! His tea leaves! And, his beloved's flowers!

He asked why his inkstone was missing. He thought he had a bad memory and didn't know where he had thrown it. It turned out that it was soaking in the pool.

And that flower, he was the one who took the blame. He was so angry that his lover ignored him for several days.

As for the tea, it goes without saying that the quality tea from the Dahongpao mother plant only produces a few pounds a year... He had a hard time buying a pound of it...

They were all gone, and he thought He Zhi had taken them, so he didn't treat He Zhi well during that time.

He Yan felt that He Xiaobao really should experience the education of love to make his childhood completely complete.

Lu Xingzhou squatted down and whispered, "Because Xiaoying is with Xiaohu, she doesn't want you anymore."

He Xiaobao tried to hold back, but he couldn't hold it back any longer and burst into tears.

Lu Xingzhou felt relieved. He looked at He Yan, blinked, and said, "I'm sorry, Uncle He, I made Xiaobao cry."

He Yan didn't know what was going on, but he actually felt a little secretly happy. He shook his head and said, "It's okay, this kid just deserves to be punished."

He looked at Lu Xiao and said, "Let's talk later. I'll send this kid to his father first."

Lu Xiao looked at his good brother with sympathy. As expected, no one could leave his Zhou Zhou's place with a smile.

Lu Linwu silently dubbed: "Dabo Q~"

Lu Yousi looked thoughtful. Should he run away tomorrow?

After He Yan left, Lu Xiao reflected on it and decided that instead of hurting his friends, it would be better to pierce his opponent.

He took a look around and saw his sworn enemy, whom he had been at odds with since childhood. He immediately smiled and said, "Come on, I'll take you to meet your other uncle."

Come on Zhou Zhou, don’t be polite, just humiliate your dad!

Lu Xingzhou didn't understand what was going on, so he just followed Lu Xiao obediently and nodded, saying, "Okay."

Lu Xiao looked at Leng Ruoxuan and said, "Isn't this Mr. Leng? Welcome."

Leng Ruoxuan looked at Lu Xiao and sneered, saying, "You're being sarcastic."

Lu Xiao chuckled and said, "I'm not here to argue with you. Come, let me introduce you to our little six, Lu Xingzhou."

He looked at Leng Ruoxuan again and said, "Xiao Liu, this is President Leng Ruoxuan, he's also Dad's good friend for many years!"

He even emphasized the word "friend" and winked at Lu Xingzhou, hoping that his Zhou Zhou would understand and expose the whole thing to him!