Miko widened her eyes in surprise. This, this, this, turned out to be the captain boyfriend whom she had always admired and who had just confessed his love to her!

How did you end up like this?

In Miko's memory, Fujiwara Tomoya has always been handsome, capable and strategist. No matter what time it is, he is always decent and has never been in such an embarrassing situation. This not only surprised her, but also made her wonder if the male god who has always been omnipotent and unattainable would also be unable to handle things?

After confirming the identity, Meiko stopped dragging her feet and quickly pulled the man onto the dry grass. There was no telling what was mixed in the mud pit, and there was a faint stench. Coupled with the ferocious face, Meiko was a little hesitant to do it.

"This is my boyfriend. You can't be bothered by his dirtiness. Once he's cleaned up, he's still a fresh and bouncy boyfriend."

Miko muttered a few words, successfully brainwashed herself, and dragged Fujiwara Tomoya's feet up the hillside, not noticing that her beloved boyfriend's head had hit countless rocks and tree roots.

There was a clear stream on the other side of the hill. Fujiwara Tomoya's brain had almost turned into a paste, and there were many big bumps on his mud-covered head.

"Hey!"

With a strong swing, Miko successfully threw the 150-pound Fujiwara Tomoya into the stream, splashing water. Then Miko took off her shoes, rolled up her trouser legs, and began to wash Fujiwara Tomoya, and stripped off his clothes, including the Doraemon shorts.

Fujiwara Tomoya, who had been following the trend, used a drone to capture the blue underwear and quickly turned the camera elsewhere the next second.

I was afraid that the live broadcast room would be blocked.

But it underestimated the speed of contemporary netizens. From this moment on, Fujiwara Tomoya had no privacy at all...

[Ah... Such a big man, why... so small? ]

[I feel a little sorry for Meiko, what should I do? Will poor Meiko like toothpicks?]

[No, that's unscientific. Look at Tomoya Fujiwara's nose and butt. They clearly shouldn't be this size. It shouldn't be!]

[This is what they call "Don't judge a book by its cover." I now feel that the name Underpants Man doesn't suit Fujiwara Tomoya. Choose between Toothpick Man and Enoki Mushroom Man.]

[Tsk, how can you still make personal attacks? You can't discriminate against someone just because they're young. I choose Toothpick Superman.]

【The smallest on the entire network, no doubt about it. 】

Du Yu posted this comment with a smile, feeling very proud of the efficacy of the Little Bird Elimination Pills he developed. It had only been three days, and it had been condensed to this point. Not bad, not bad, it was worth it for him to stay in the live broadcast room for so long.

The moment Miko took off her pants, she covered her eyes, then with her fingers wide open, she looked slowly and firmly at Fujiwara Tomoya's philtrum...

"Hey? What's going on! It's not... it shouldn't be like this!"

Meiko was stunned: "How could it be so small!!!"

After the shock, Meiko looked up at the sky, her eyes revealing a hint of despair and helplessness, as if her idol filter had been shattered.

Is this the man I've secretly loved for three years? Is this the one I love so steadfastly?

She suddenly felt that her love was not so firm.

After being emo for a long time, Miko decided to clear herself from Fujiwara Tomoya. Even if she wanted to break up, she would wait until the man was sober.

Although he is a little young, he is still the person I love. I can't just kick him when he is down and abandon him in the wild just because he has a disability.

Meiko thought she was really kind.

"ε=(′ο｀*))) Alas, no wonder the captain never approaches women. It turns out he's just willing but unable. I feel so bad for a second."

Meiko's mumbling caused a burst of laughter on the barrage.

[Hahahahahaha, I know I shouldn't laugh... but I can't help it!]

[Ahem... Merit -1. I know it's wrong to laugh at you, but I can't help it!]

From a medical perspective, besides a congenital deformity, it could be an illness. I suggest seeing a doctor immediately after the competition; there might still be hope.

[It's reasonable to suspect congenital deformity. Didn't Miko just say that Fujiwara Tomoya never approached women? Perhaps he's always been inhumane.]

The head of the Fujiwara family was lying on the hospital bed. He had been in the hospital since he passed out in anger last time, but he was still worried. Today, when he felt a little better, he turned on the live broadcast. But he didn't know the result until he saw it. It felt like the whole world was not good.

What the hell? His most cherished son is actually a toothpick???

No! Has it never grown this size since childhood?

In the last moment before he passed out, he said: "Throw away all the toothpicks!"

In the corner, Fujiwara Shouta silently crossed himself...

Soon, Fujiwara Tomoya was washed clean. His body was covered with bruises, which were obviously caused by rolling down the slope. What Miko couldn't bear to see the most was the dead Fujiwara Tomoya's face.

The guy with a swollen mouth and face looked like a bee puppy, and his standard round head now looked like a fruit - sugar apple.

To sum it up, it's ugly in a unique way, very unexpected, and very...hard to swallow.

When Miko thought about the passionate kiss she had with such a face a few days ago, she felt...

Miko's original idea was to use a passionate artificial respiration to wake up Fujiwara Tomoya. A prince in distress was rescued by the princess and then awakened by a passionate kiss. What a romantic plot.

But now...

Meiko took a deep breath, her face full of seriousness. After some ideological struggle, Meiko finally made up her mind and raised her hand!

“Pah—pah!”

Two solid slaps landed on Tomoya Fujiwara's face!

"Captain, wake up."

Fujiwara Tomoya slowly woke up, his head buzzing. He barely opened his swollen eyes and saw a cute face appear in front of him.

The sunlight fell from above her head, giving her a golden glow, like a fairy descending to the earth.

“Who…who are you?”

Meiko scratched her head, wondering if she had fallen and become stupid.

"I'm Meiko, Captain, why don't you recognize me?"

Fujiwara Tomoya's eyes were a little dazed, his ears were ringing and he felt dizzy. He felt like he had forgotten a lot of things and couldn't even remember his own name.

"Then... who am I?"

Meiko:......

It's over, her captain is dumbfounded.

Time passed quickly, and it was the last two days of the competition. The originally sunny weather suddenly became overcast. Jiang Wan poked his head out from behind the rock, with golden light flashing in his eyes.

"Wake up, it's hunting time!"