Lin Wanwan transmigrated into a book.
She became a cannon fodder character who was meant to be strangled to death at birth, with her identity replaced by an illegitimate daughter.
Her f...
"good."
After they left, Yao Qianshu curiously looked around the ice bed, looking here and there with great interest.
"Isn't the Dragon King cold sleeping here?"
“I saw blood still flowing from his neck.”
“He’s not cold.” Xiao Wanwan picked up the basin and placed it next to Yao Qianshu’s feet. “Brother Qianshu, take a piss.”
"What?" Yao Qianshu was stunned and didn't react for a moment, thinking that Xiao Wanwan was teasing him.
"I told you to take a piss, hurry up!"
"What are you doing?" Yao Qianshu asked as he pulled down his pants, but still turned Xiao Wanwan's body around. "Is it okay if I just pee?"
"Okay, Brother Money Tree, sprinkle more."
Xiao Wanwan rummaged in her pocket for a long time before finally pulling out Tianfeng.
After Tianfeng chirped twice, it was thrown to the ground.
"I've heard that the excrement of a Phoenix Clan woman can stop bleeding. I remember the Heavenly Phoenix correctly, right?"
Yao Qianshu: "???"
What?! This damn bird is a phoenix?!
Before Tianfeng could even process what was happening, it heard Xiao Wanwan telling it to poop.
It was so angry that it took flight, preparing to escape.
Xiao Wanwan, hands on her hips, said, "If you dare to run, I'll tell the Dragon Queen that you seduced her husband!!!"
Explode!
This is absolutely amazing!!
Yao Qianshu's mouth was big enough to fit a ball. He watched as he ate, and then, after a few excited shudders, he quickly put his pants back on.
As soon as Tianfeng stopped, it fell directly from mid-air to the ground.
'Young master, how did you know?'
Xiao Wanwan reached out and beckoned, and the Heavenly Phoenix happily flew back into her hand.
"You still smell like the Dragon King; even after all this time, I can still detect it~"
Tianfeng: "..."
It sniffed around the area, 'No, where is it?'
Even though Yao Qianshu couldn't understand their conversation, he could still tell from Tianfeng's actions, no matter how stupid he was.
He gaped in surprise, "Really?"
"Hmm." Xiao Wanwan laughed, "Brother Qian Shu, you'll be in charge of starting the fire later. After you're done, put this on the Dragon King's neck."
After saying that, she glared at Tianfeng again.
"Aren't you going to take a dump yet? If the Dragon Queen finds out, she'll stew you and eat you, and I'll eat you too!"
Tianfeng was so frightened by Xiao Wanwan's words that she flapped her wings and flew directly to the brazier to stand on.
With two quick "biubiu" sounds, a huge lump of poop came out.
The stench was so strong that Yao Qianshu pinched his nose and shook his head, "This...this is too smelly!"
Xiao Wanwan pinched her nose with both hands and chuckled, "Brother Qian Shu, do you want to leave quickly?"
"I thought and thought."
After speaking, Xiao Wanwan took a step back. "Then why don't you hurry up and start a fire?"
Why aren't you starting a fire?
"I'm a princess, and a princess's hands are for eating!" The little one put her hands on her hips and commanded, "If you don't start a fire, I'll cry."
If he cried, Uncle Yao would beat him, beat him to death, and after that, he would have to start a fire. In any case, he was the one who suffered.
Who told him to... recognize her as his sister?
hey-hey……
This was her initial plan. Back in the divine realm, she was a notorious troublemaker, and she couldn't possibly frighten her mother when she came to the human world.
"No—" Yao Qianshu was angry at the scheming look in Xiao Wanwan's eyes, but he could only swallow his anger.
Then, Xiao Wanwan took out a tinderbox from her spatial storage, grabbed some strips of cloth from the surrounding area, and threw them in front of Yao Qianshu.
"Brother Qian Shu, I'm so tired. I carried so much for you."
Yao Qianshu and Tianfeng: "..."
The man and the bird were like captive slaves, not daring to utter a single word.
Birds have weaknesses, and people are afraid of being attacked.
hey-hey.
Before long, the smoke spread to the doorway, and the Dragon Queen and the others smelled it and felt that something was strange.
Everyone's brows furrowed in worry.
"Is it on fire inside?" General Yao asked with some concern.
Although her son is infuriating, he's her only son, and she can't afford any mishaps, or her wife will skin her alive.
"No, I need to go in and take a look."
"Wait a minute." The Regent felt nauseous from the smell but forced himself to endure it. "If something happens, they'll scream inside. Can you hear them?"
"Let's wait a bit," Ye Jianxing said, covering his mouth and nose with a handkerchief.
But the smell in the air grew stronger and stronger, and they even vomited almost at the same time.
"Ugh~"
"What...is going on inside?" Ye Jianyi couldn't take it anymore and shouted angrily.
"No, your father's life is hanging by a thread. We cannot afford any mishaps. I must go in and check on him."
"Mother, please wait a little longer."
"Big brother, what are we waiting for?" Ye Jianyi decided to drop the pretense and lay his cards on the table. "I knew they were liars when we came. This kid caused trouble everywhere along the way. If it weren't for her, would we have been delayed for so long?"
"Besides, what authentic dragon blood? I think it's just a facade. If anything really happens to Father, we're not afraid. We'll protect the dragon clan's position together!"
Ye Jianxing was somewhat surprised. When he first used the derivative stone to verify it, Ye Jianyi was quite agreeable. Why did he seem somewhat displeased here?
Is it because he's afraid they'll steal his position?
"Second brother..."
Just then, the tightly closed palace doors were finally opened.
Xiao Wanwan helped the dazed Yao Qianshu out of the room.
The little guy smiled and said, "Auntie, you can go in and take a look now."
"Is it ready?" the Dragon Queen asked expectantly, all her previous doubts about Xiao Wanwan gone.
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