After My Feigned Death and Return, I Scared Away All My Relatives

Li Miaomiao, a self-abasing and socially anxious girl who was gaslighted by her family and relatives since childhood and subjected to campus violence by her classmates, one night dreamt of an immor...

Chapter 64 Why does the office smell so bad today?

Ji Yixiang rushed into the office this time, as if he was running at the fastest speed in his life. He entered the house as quickly as possible, put down the half bottle of drink, stopped covering his butt with his hands, and directly picked up a large roll of paper and ran into the bathroom.

Everyone looked at him, not noticing what was wrong with him, and wondering if this guy was crazy.

Zhou Yuqing, who was sitting next to Ji Yixiang, smelled a bit of an unpleasant smell and cursed: "Damn it, what kind of tricks are you doing again? It's really unlucky to know such a guy in my life."

While Zhou Yuqing was still cursing, Ji Yixiang was washing his trouser legs in the toilet, making them look less dirty.

He squatted in the pit for a long time, but couldn't poop out anything. That time, everything was diluted and ended.

Ji Yixiang wanted to rinse his butt, but unfortunately there was no shower head in the toilet, so he could only try his best to prevent others from noticing his difference.

After a while, Ji Yixiang walked out. He had washed away the unpleasant shit, but he seemed to have obsessive-compulsive disorder and always wanted to smell it.

In fact, there was still something on his butt, which had covered his anus, but he couldn't see it, and no one else could see it either. However, he could deeply feel the uncomfortable foreign body sensation.

After coming out, everyone stared at Ji Yixiang with strange eyes. Ji Yixiang sat in his seat, ready to lie down and take a nap, and did not go to report the results to Brother Zhang.

Brother Zhang took the initiative to find Ji Yixiang, patted him, and Ji Yixiang got up.

"Oh, Brother Zhang." Ji Yixiang greeted him briefly. He was already exhausted, so his voice was so weak.

"Xiao Ji, what about the photos you took today? How were the results?" Brother Zhang smiled dotingly.

"Just import it into that machine." Ji Yixiang pointed at the camera.

"Okay, then I'll let Liu Xi import it into the computer. You can have a good rest first." Brother Zhang spoke very gently to Ji Yixiang. Now the whole unit is talking about the scandal between the two of them.

Although it is just the beginning of spring, the indoor temperature is not low, so the smell brought by Ji Yixiang gradually spread.

"What's that smell? Why is it so smelly?" Liu Meiyi was the first to shout out.

After Liu Meiyi shouted this, Liu Xi also shouted: "Yeah, it stinks, did someone fart?"

Everyone started arguing, and when the argument was endless, Zhou Yuqing said impatiently: "It wasn't someone who farted, it was Ji Yixiang who pooped. This guy is shameless. He didn't go to the toilet to poop, but directly pooped in his pants."

This sentence made everyone quiet down and no longer discuss the source of the odor in the unit.

Ji Yixiang's face turned from red to green and then to purple, and he felt uncomfortable and helpless.

At this time, the greasy uncle Brother Zhang acted as a flower protector again, saying, "Zhou Yuqing, what are you talking about? Keep your mouth shut. Who pooped at work? Do you have any evidence?"

Zhou Yuqing sneered and said, "Hmph, I wonder how long you can protect him? You usually cover up for him when he makes a few mistakes, but you're still covering up for him when he commits such a serious crime? How dare you?"

Zhou Yuqing didn't give in to Brother Zhang at all when speaking to him, and he wasn't afraid of Brother Zhang at all.

"Zhou Yuqing, you've grown wings, haven't you? You dare to talk to me like that? Are you so brave? Who gave you the courage?" Brother Zhang scolded Zhou Yuqing loudly.

At this time, Zhou Yuqing's master Han Mengyu spoke up: "I gave him the courage, so what? Brother Zhang, don't think you are so awesome now that you even dare to bully my apprentice."

Han Mengyu is very protective of his son. Although he usually doesn't say a word and is rather serious and indifferent, this time he spoke for the first time, which surprised everyone.

"Old Han, why don't you take a look at what your apprentice said first? He was the one who said Xiao Ji first. You know you protect your apprentice, so what's wrong with me protecting mine?"

Brother Zhang and Han Mengyu started arguing, and Han Mengyu had the same expression as Zhou Yuqing, also sneering.

"Haha, my disciple is my disciple, but who is your disciple to you? Who doesn't know how complicated your relationship is? You were jealous of Miaomiao back then, and you kept her out everywhere. Now that you've pushed her away, you want to push Yuqing out too?

I tell you, because Li Miaomiao was assigned to you, you can be partial and treat Ji Yixiang better, but Yuqing was assigned to me. If you dare to bully Yuqing, I will be the first to fight you. "

Everyone was shocked that Han Mengyu, who was usually taciturn, actually said such fierce words.

"Han Mengyu, what do you mean? Even if I treat my apprentice well, what about your apprentice? No matter what he did, he can't say that my apprentice shit at work."

"You want evidence again, right? Evidence is easy to find. Just pull down his pants and see if he pulled it or not."

Han Mengyu seemed to be drunk, and her words became more and more explosive. Ji Yixiang was a little afraid that Han Mengyu would really strip him.

"Han Mengyu, don't be too outrageous. Don't go too far." Brother Zhang was anxious. He really protected Ji Yixiang as if he was protecting a lover. He seemed to have really fallen in love with Ji Yixiang over these days.

Seeing the two arguing more and more intensely, Zhou Yuqing also joined the battle to help his master speak.

"Brother Zhang, I respect you as an old employee, so I call you brother. Ji Yixiang was my classmate in vocational high school. Do you think I don't know who he is?

He wrote a love letter to a girl, and she read it to the whole class. He wrote a confession note and the girl posted it on the blackboard. Ji Yixiang is the person who is least afraid of social demise. He is much thicker-skinned than you. Don't disbelieve him, and don't protect him.

I advise you, if you want to be with him, just do it secretly, don't let all of us know, we will feel bad and embarrassed."

Zhou Yuqing spoke harshly, and Brother Zhang was a little angry, but he didn't know what to say.

Director Li came out and said, "Alright, alright, stop arguing. It's just diarrhea. Why are you arguing so fiercely in the elevator?"

Director Li brought everyone's thoughts to the point, and everyone was curious about why he had diarrhea in the elevator.

The smell in the unit was getting worse and worse, and everyone could smell the smell of the original items. Ji Yixiang was indeed thick-skinned and not too socially dead. He was still playing with his mobile phone.

"Zi Yi, didn't you go with him? You saw him, what happened?" Someone suddenly asked this question.

Su Ziyi was also furious at this time: "What is the smell now? Can't you smell it yourself? You don't have a nose? You don't feel ashamed, but I do.

Brother Zhang, don't ask me to work with your apprentice anymore. I can't handle it. Just take him with you. Please don't ask me again."