Fang Ruotang, a frail and unremarkable girl from the Prime Minister’s household,
one day found herself pestered by a tiny, cutesy creature called the Mirror of Reversal—
and it star...
[What? That serious? Little Mirror, do you have a way to save him?]
【I don't have it, but you can.】
"Don't joke around. This is a matter of life and death; I don't have the ability to save someone."
[Really, if you go and sleep with the Crown Prince now, I'll immediately contact the magistrate of Wugu County and have him organize the people to evacuate.]
[You're trying to morally blackmail me again. I've already said I have no morals, you can't blackmail me.]
Fang Ruotang retorted defiantly, but the thought of the tens of thousands of lives lost made her face turn pale.
Just then, an official came forward to accuse the Minister of Revenue of embezzlement and bribery. The Emperor acted swiftly and decisively, issuing an edict to arrest the man and ordering the Embroidered Uniform Guard to immediately raid the Minister's residence.
In just a few breaths, the speed was astonishing.
I suddenly realize how fast the imperial court works! Why did my grandfather always look so worried, and why did it take him days to draft a single decree?
Perhaps your grandfather was incompetent!
That makes sense.
Prime Minister Fang glanced at his granddaughter with an itchy grin, then stepped forward to report on the torrential rains in Jiangnan, saying, "Lord Chen is corrupt and lawless, and I am worried that the river dams he oversaw the repairs of last year have not been properly implemented."
Grandfather, your worries are valid, but it's too late. The building will collapse tonight, and tens of thousands of people will die in this torrential flood.
You say you can contact the magistrate of Wugu County, how do you do that?
[Open the shop; it has teleportation talismans. You can directly send the Emperor's decree from here over. If you're feeling generous, you can also include a communication talisman in the middle, allowing you to communicate with the other side!]
"Don't even think about it, I won't sleep with them. Change your request to open the shop. Nobody gets a winning hand on their first quest; it has to start easy and gradually get harder!"
【Then kiss all six of them, one kiss each.】
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Fang Ruotang unleashed a torrent of extremely vulgar insults before barely managing to calm herself down.
[Who exactly are you, you scoundrel? Tell me! Which of my grandfather's political enemies sent you to ruin my reputation and smear the Fang family, is that it?!]