Shen Zhiyi transmigrated and became the Emperor's Chamberlain for Diaries, dedicated to recording the Emperor's words and actions. Unfortunately, the Emperor was an old man, so Shen Zhiyi c...
If it weren't for the wrong time, wrong place, and wrong people around, Shen Zhiyi would have wanted to rush in directly.
[Are you sick? Why is my cheap brother pretending to be a poor student? You are just having fun, what should I do? ! ]
Everyone was shocked.
The city gatekeeper stretched out his hand to push the door, but then he turned and took it back.
Oh my god, this door can’t be opened.
If you get fired, don't even think about getting promoted. You might even be demoted.
【What should I do? What should I do?】
[How should I remind that cheap brother? ]
The city gate officer's eyes rolled up and he knocked hard on the door.
He chose a subtle approach.
"Wife, I know you are in the room, come out quickly."
Mrs. Chengmenlang, who was flirting with the poor scholar in the room, looked panicked.
No, how did her husband know?
"You, hide quickly!"
The poor student opened his mouth to shout for help, but something unknown was forcefully stuffed into his mouth.
"Mm, mmm."
"Hurry up and let me in."
Mrs. Chengmenlang lifted up the poor scholar's butt and kicked him into the closet.
After she had tidied herself up, she pushed the door open and came out, looking at the city gatekeeper with a guilty conscience.
"Dang, Boss, how did you know I was here? Oh, I was planning to tell you about this surprise tonight."
"Shut up, His Majesty is here, kneel down quickly."
"ah?"
It was only then that Mrs. Chengmenlang noticed the people behind Chengmenlang who were eating pancakes simultaneously.
Among these? Is there an emperor among them?
Never mind, just kneel down first.
"Hurry up and get ready."
"I know, I know."
When the old emperor arrived, Mrs. Chengmenlang was confused and immediately began to prepare for the evening banquet.
Under normal circumstances, the old emperor would definitely raise his hand to refuse, but now...
[I'll find time to sneak out later. ]
Later, Shen Zhiyi sneaked over with the excuse of "running away to pee".
Through the surveillance video, she quickly found the closet where her younger brother was stuffed.
Opening the closet door, the two siblings looked at each other.
Tears of surprise sparkled in my cheap brother's eyes.
"Mmmmm."
——Girl, save me!
"How did Madam Chengmenlang give you that?"
"Mmmmm."
"Oh, sorry, I forgot you had something stuffed in your mouth."
Only then did Shen Zhiyi notice what was in his cheap brother's mouth.
“Hahahahahaha.”
【I got rich by laughing, it turned out to be a bellyband. 】
At this time, the old emperor and his entourage, who were drinking tea on the other side, looked silently at the city gate officer.
His expression was calm, and he seemed numb.
As men, the old emperor and others deeply loved the city gate guard.
[What’s even funnier is that this bellyband was worn by Chengmen Lang. Because it was big enough, it was able to fill my cheap brother’s mouth.]
The cheap brother was free to speak with his mouth and made a few "Pah" sounds.
"Why does this bellyband smell weird? It doesn't smell good at all. That old woman can't be so sloppy."
Shen Zhiyi stifled a laugh.
At this time, on the other side, the people present looked at Cheng Menlang with strange eyes.
Really, they really have fun in private.
They put away their previous affection.
Chengmenlang's dark face turned red, which was rare.
Mrs. Chengmenlang was restless. She whispered in Chengmenlang's ear, "Boss, have you done anything wrong? If you have done something wrong, you must tell me in advance so that we can get the divorce papers first."
The blush on Chengmenlang's face faded away, and he almost vomited blood.
The old emperor and his colleagues suppressed their laughter.
It seems that this Chengmenlang's marriage is clearly a thatched hut built on the edge of a cliff, which may collapse at any time.
On the other side, Shen Zhiyi secretly sent his adopted brother back home.
On the way, I asked the other party what happened, but he refused to say anything.
[If you don’t want to tell me, then don’t tell me. I can just look it up myself. ]
Back at the banquet, Shen Zhiyi stood behind the old emperor, recording the old emperor’s words and deeds while watching the surveillance.
[Laughing and getting rich, my cheap brother saw a very handsome set of clothes in a cloth shop, the kind that a typical scholar would wear, so he bought it and tried it on. Because he was too handsome, Mrs. Chengmen Lang took a fancy to him and knocked him out without saying a word and took him away.]
[This lady from Chengmenlang is beautiful and naturally strong because her family used to be a butcher.]
[How did a butcher girl get together with this city gate man? You know, the wife of this city gate man is a beauty lover, and she has found several good-looking concubines. ]
The city gate officer widened his eyes. There were actually quite a few of them.
He couldn't help it and pointed at the other person.
"What did we say before we got married? You said you would absolutely..."
Mrs. Chengmenlang directly grabbed the other person's hand and held it in her arms.
"Oh, there are outsiders here, what are you talking about?"
Chengmenlang's dark face turned red and he said nothing.
The colleagues present closed their eyes, unable to bear the sight.
[I understand. Chengmen Lang is innocent because his wife is pretty and has a good figure. Chengmen Lang's wife is innocent because Chengmen Lang is stupid and easy to fool.]
Chengmenlang: Shen Zhiyi, you don’t need to be so direct!
【Mrs. Chengmenlang is a role model for our generation. 】
[This city gate guard has been trained very well. ]
Chengmenlang also knew that he was fooled every time.
But so what? His wife is pretty, and it's normal for a man to fall in love with her.
It is normal for his wife to be amorous.
As long as his wife doesn't abandon him.
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