After My Mind Was Read, the Entire Court Trembled

Shen Zhiyi transmigrated and became the Emperor's Chamberlain for Diaries, dedicated to recording the Emperor's words and actions. Unfortunately, the Emperor was an old man, so Shen Zhiyi c...

Chapter 22 Human Shit Bomb

The old emperor put down the memorial in his hand and looked at Shen Zhiyi.

"My dear Shen."

Shen Zhiyi, who was named, immediately became timid.

[What did I do? I didn’t do anything. I didn’t offend the old emperor. Those two people kneeled down not because I pissed off the old emperor.]

"What does your Majesty want?"

"I don't have any instructions, I just want to ask Lord Shen if he wants an imperial decree that allows him to meet me without kneeling."

Shen Zhiyi softened and sat directly on his legs.

[Ahhhh, is this old emperor having a seizure? Is he upset because I knelt too slowly? ]

[As expected, living with the emperor is like living with a tiger. The old emperor's heart is as unfathomable as the sea. How should I respond? How should I respond?]

Shen Zhiyi was like an ant on a hot pot at this moment, and finally just gave up.

"Your Majesty, this is not necessary. I feel quite comfortable kneeling."

Old Emperor: “…”

He shook his head helplessly and raised his hand: "Get up, don't kneel down for no reason, making me look like a big insect in the mountains."

Shen Zhiyi breathed a sigh of relief.

【It’s great, I’ve lived another day. 】

Shen Zhiyi, who felt mentally devastated, wanted to go home and lie down, but soon she didn't want to lie down anymore. She wanted the old emperor to go to the East Palace as soon as possible.

The old emperor pretended not to hear anything. The prince was not in the East Palace, so why would he run over there for no reason?

Shen Zhiyi lowered his head, raised the corners of his mouth, and smiled silently in a very obscene way.

[The Crown Princess is looking for her son all over the Eastern Palace. Now the whole Eastern Palace is in chaos.]

[The Crown Prince's Consort even went to the rooftops to look for him.]

The old emperor looked at the sky outside the window. It was already autumn, the nights were a little chilly, and it got dark early. Thousands of lanterns had already been lit in the palace.

He whispered in Chen Decai's ear and asked him to send someone to look for the emperor's grandson.

[Hahahahahahahaha, they would never have thought that the emperor's grandson is in the toilet.]

Thatch? Thatched house?

The old emperor was puzzled.

The old emperor was puzzled.

As the grandson of the emperor, when he goes to the toilet, the eunuchs carry the chamber pot over. How could he go to the outhouse?

[This grandson is really interesting. He had heard the prince tell stories about his childhood in the countryside since he was a child. The grandson, who had never experienced this, felt very fresh and wanted to try what it was like to go to the toilet in the toilet, so he ran to the toilet where the servants went.]

[Brother, you are looking for trouble. I went to that toilet when I was a kid in the countryside. There was a pigpen behind it. Not only was she worried about the pigs behind her biting her, but she also had to worry about the two boards on her feet breaking and falling off.]

[Hey, luckily I got through it safely, but it seems like you, the grandson of the emperor, are a bit unlucky.]

[I really want to see it in person, but it’s not comfortable to see it through the screen. ]

The old emperor suppressed the corners of his mouth that were rising wildly, and pretended to be calm and said: "Chen Decai, go to the East Palace and see how the emperor's grandson's schoolwork is going."

Chen Decai also wanted to go and take a look, and shouted "Yes" happily.

[Ah, the old emperor is thinking well of his grandson at this time. ]

A group of people came to the East Palace in a mighty manner. At this time, the East Palace was indeed in chaos as Shen Zhiyi said.

When they saw the old emperor coming, they quickly stood up and saluted in a well-trained manner.

"No thanks, what's going on?"

The Crown Princess came over crying.

"Dad, Xian'er is missing. I searched the entire Eastern Palace but couldn't find her."

[In the toilet, in the toilet! ]

"Maybe he went to the toilet."

"That's impossible."

The one who answered was not the Crown Princess, but the Crown Prince's Consort. No one knew where she came from, but as soon as she spoke, she was almost sticking to the old emperor.

The surrounding Dragon Scale Guards were so scared that they were about to draw their swords.

[Old Emperor, this is your long-cherished pen pal, this is your long-cherished pen pal, why are you hiding? ]

The old emperor rolled his eyes at Shen Zhiyi in annoyance.

Why not hide? She is his son's concubine.

Liangdi also realized that something was wrong and took a few steps back and bowed deeply.

"Your Majesty."

[Wow, Liangdi's eyes sparkled. I understand. I understand too well. This is the excitement of meeting an idol in person! ]

"Your Majesty, the emperor's grandson cannot be using the toilet. If he was, the eunuchs wouldn't know about it since they are not just there to eat and do nothing."

"Yes." The Crown Princess was extremely anxious, but she still began to analyze out of habit: "Xian'er is the emperor's grandson. Every time he goes to the toilet, he needs eight eunuchs to accompany him. The toilet needs to be sprinkled with Western spices, and eight butterflies need to be placed inside."

Shen Zhiyi thought it sounded normal at first, although it was a bit exaggerated, but after all, he was the old emperor's son, so it was nothing to have eight eunuchs.

but……

[Put a butterfly in the toilet? ]

[What? When I go to the toilet, the butterflies in the toilet scatter, and the theme is poetry and distance? 】

[It's so strong, why don't you release the bees, so that they can sting you all over your butt. ]

The Crown Princess wanted to continue honking, but halfway through, she realized something was wrong.

"They said Xian'er didn't ask them to prepare a toilet, but they seemed to say they really wanted to go to the toilet."

[Yeah, I want to go to the toilet, but there is no toilet, so what should I use? ]

The Crown Princess grabbed the person next to her and said, "Quick, go check all the toilets in the East Palace to see if there is any grandson."

[It’s too late to react now, the person has already fallen. ]

The old emperor almost couldn't hold back his smile, but he was very determined and forced himself to hold back his laughter.

There were not many toilets in the Eastern Palace, so the emperor's grandson was found quickly.

"Your Majesty, Crown Princess, Grandson, Grandson..."

[Fell into the toilet! ]

Shen Zhiyi looked like he was enjoying the fun.

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