Shen Zhiyi transmigrated and became the Emperor's Chamberlain for Diaries, dedicated to recording the Emperor's words and actions. Unfortunately, the Emperor was an old man, so Shen Zhiyi c...
【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.】
[Xiao Facai, Taichangsi Qing, do you want to find a hole to bury yourself in right now? 】
The Minister of the Ministry of Rites' eyes went dark and he almost fainted.
But apart from his weak sperm, he was in good health and couldn't faint at all.
I can't pretend yet, because there are so many doctors around me that I can't pretend at all.
"How is it possible? How is it possible?"
The Minister of Rites could not accept this fact.
The old emperor said in a deep voice: "Recently, all the work of the Taichang Temple has been handed over to Shaoqing to handle. Taichang Temple Qing, you should go back and have a good rest."
What he meant was, go back and clean up the mess in your house first.
"Yes, Your Majesty."
The Minister of Taichang Temple finally left in disgrace, but Shen Zhiyi still didn't let him go!
[You're going back? ]
[It’s good that you go back. Your wife is really going to divorce you now.]
[Mr. Tianya's character is not very good, but he is really good at talking. He coaxed the wife of the Minister of the Ministry of Rites into doing things one by one. Today he paints here, and tomorrow he paints there. In addition, her husband's indifference over the years has gradually made the wife of the Minister of the Ministry of Rites think of divorcing him.]
[Sister, I support your divorce, but Mr. Tianya is not a good person either! ]
Shen Zhiyi's eyes were always paying attention to the movements of the Minister of Taichang Temple.
When the Minister of Rites, who had been temporarily suspended from his post, returned home and saw his wife, before he could speak, the other party took the lead.
"Isn't there a divorce agreement in your study? Take it out and I'll sign it. We'll part ways from now on."
The pupils of the Minister of Rites shrank slightly, and he was still trying to argue: "I don't understand what you are saying?"
"What don't you understand? Didn't you ask your best friend to hook me up?"
[Damn it, the wife of the Minister of Rites actually knew about this! ! ! ]
"I am here to help you now."
The Minister of the Ministry of Rites couldn't say how to describe his current mood, but in short, he was unhappy.
He said angrily, "You want a divorce? No way, unless I die."
[Is this guy sick? He wanted to divorce, so why doesn't he want to divorce now? What? He regrets it and wants to chase his wife to the crematorium? How old-fashioned. ]
【But just thinking about it is exciting! 】
Shen Zhiyi continued to watch excitedly.
The wife of the Minister of the Ministry of Rites smiled, turned around and left without further ado.
[Gone? Just leaving like that? No need to get hysterical?]
Shen Zhiyi always felt uncomfortable, but later she felt extremely comfortable.
[Wow, the wife of the Minister of Rites went straight into the Xianggu Pavilion. Oh, she ordered only five, six, seven or eight male models at first.]
Everyone: What is a male model?
【It's so cool this day, two people are massaging shoulders, two are massaging legs, oh, there's also a waist massage, and there's also a feeding, woc, don't look at what's inappropriate below, don't look at what's inappropriate below. 】
Shen Zhiyi quickly turned off the surveillance camera and looked around awkwardly and guiltily.
Seeing that no one noticed that she was slacking off at work, Shen Zhiyi finally relaxed.
[If the Minister of the Ministry of Rites does not want to divorce, then we can only live with green grasslands above our heads in the future.]
Thinking of this, Shen Zhiyi smiled evilly.
[What a wonderful couple. I will pay more attention to them in the future. ]
After that, the Minister of the Ministry of Rites, who had resumed his post, would occasionally hear Shen Zhiyi in the court reporting to him where his wife was, who she was with, and what she was doing.
It was obvious that he could no longer survive in the capital.
The old emperor suppressed his laughter and felt happy.
It turns out that this kind of fun is more comfortable when listening to others.
The old emperor was in a good mood and looked much happier when facing the courtiers in front of him.
"Ministry of Rites, how are the preparations for the imperial examination going recently?"
"Your Majesty, everything has been settled."
"Okay." The old emperor nodded, and nodded to Shen Zhiyi who was still absent from duty, "Shen Zhiyi, you should go to the Ministry of Rites to get familiar with it recently, and you don't need to come to me."
[Then you might as well just fire me as your attendant. You increase the quantity without raising the price. You are exploiting my labor, old emperor.]
Shen Zhiyi, who was very unhappy in his heart, had a big thank you on his face.
"I obey the decree."
【tui, old emperor, unscrupulous boss! 】
The old emperor smiled, to be honest, he was not used to Shen Zhiyi not hanging around him for a day.
"From now on, you should come to my place in the morning, go to the Ministry of Rites in the afternoon, and remember to come back in the evening."
Shen Zhiyi: …
"Yes, as you command."
[Ahhhhhh, why do I yearn for the grassland? Because cattle and horses yearn for the grassland. ]
So Shen Zhiyi appeared in the Ministry of Rites again.
Last time, she was led by the Assistant Minister of Rites, now Chen Yuanwailang of the Ministry of Rites, but this time it was directly the Minister of Rites.
The official was too high-ranking, and Shen Zhiyi listened to the other party's chattering without hearing a single word.
“Shen Lang, as the examiner, you should have a heavy responsibility, but you are still young and inexperienced, so I have already taken care of many things for you.”
[The Minister of Rites means that I am incompetent? 】
Minister of Rites: No, no, no, he has absolutely no such intention!
[That's right, how can one let the attendant be the chief examiner of the imperial examination? This is just a joke. I don't know what's wrong with the old emperor. ]
The Minister of Rites quickly tried to make amends: "Although Shen Lang is young, he is young and promising, and has outstanding abilities. He is more than qualified to be the chief examiner of this examination. Come, Shen Lang, when the examination begins, you just stand there and check if anyone has brought cheat sheets."
Look, how simple it is!
“Just, that’s it?”
"Yes, that's it!"
[I understand. I am here to be an invigilator. That is indeed simple.]
Shen Zhiyi is now full of confidence and feels that he can do it.
In a blink of an eye, it was almost time for the imperial examination to begin.
Three days left.
The people in the Ministry of Rites were extremely busy, and Shen Zhiyi, the chief examiner, felt like he was out of touch.
She looked at the official from the Ministry of Rites who hurried past and was holding something in his hand.
She held out her hand: "How about I help you get it?"
“No, no, no, I won’t bother Shen Lang with such a small matter.”
She turned to another official from the Ministry of Rites and asked, "Is there anything I can help you with?"
"No, no, no, Shen Lang, just sit next to me."
…
After asking around, Shen Zhiyi felt uncomfortable all over.
She likes to be a slacker, but this is too much of a slacker.
"Chen Lang, there's a boy outside saying it was you who ordered the soda."
Chen Yuanwailang from the Ministry of Rites came over with a food box in his hand, which contained the roast duck that Shen Zhiyi had recently loved.
Shen Zhiyi scratched the back of his head and asked in confusion: "I didn't order anything, was it sent to the wrong person?"
"Probably not. The other party specifically emphasized that it was for the attendant Chen Zhiyi Chenlang, so it must be you."
"Oh, it smells really good and is hot. Eat it while it's hot."
[Nnd, it smells really good, roast duck, tempting me! ]