Shen Zhiyi transmigrated and became the Emperor's Chamberlain for Diaries, dedicated to recording the Emperor's words and actions. Unfortunately, the Emperor was an old man, so Shen Zhiyi c...
Shen Zhiyi muttered all the way until everyone arrived at the Dali Temple.
As soon as he came up, he checked whether the pig-headed man who beat people was dead.
If he's not dead, this problem can be easily solved.
If he dies, it will be troublesome.
So everyone hopes that this guy is not dead.
[Dead or not? Dead or not? Dead or not? 】
"He's still breathing. We can save him. Hurry!"
[I was saying that General Weihu's wife only kicked him once. It's impossible that this pig-headed man who beat people is so fragile that he could be kicked to death.]
General Weihu remained silent, clasped his hands together, and begged for mercy.
"My dear ancestors, please don't kick me to death."
He knew his wife's strength better than anyone else, and it was not impossible for her to kick someone to death with one kick.
[The kick was in the stomach. There is so much fat, it is impossible for him to die. Then why did he faint? It was not in the head.]
Yes, why?
General Weihu almost knelt down to Shen Zhiyi, begging you, please take a look!
As if sensing the call from General Weihu, Shen Zhiyi quickly turned over.
[Ah, so that's how it is. The pig-headed man who beat people was eating winter dates in his mouth. The kick from General Weihu's wife scared him, and then the core of the winter date got stuck in his throat. This is easy to deal with.]
"Um, this one..."
[Is it the imperial physician or the forensic doctor? ]
The Dali Temple Minister did not understand forensic medicine, but he knew that the person who was checking whether the person was dead or not was not the imperial physician.
He explained to Shen Zhiyi considerately: “This is the coroner.”
"Wu Zuo?!"
The sister of General Weihu's wife was shocked: "My husband is not dead. You Dali Temple are really too bullying. You are a bunch of dog officials who protect each other and want to kill me."
Shen Zhiyi rolled his eyes, and when he walked past the other person, he couldn’t help but whisper in the other person’s ear: “What’s so special about you that you deserve our official protection? Stop being narcissistic.”
"you!"
"I can't get a few steel plates out of my body."
[This couple, the man gambles a lot and the woman gambles a little, is simply a perfect match. I suggest you lock them up and never let them go to the market to cause trouble for others.]
"That coroner, you're using the wrong method. Don't kill the person. Let me do it."
The coroner felt uncomfortable after hearing this, but the man in front of him was so friendly even to the Chief Justice of the Dali Temple, so he had to suppress his discomfort.
"You're welcome."
[Hey, this coroner is quite polite. ]
The old emperor and all the civil and military officials: ...
Shen Zhiyi, who has no foresight in his life.
[It's over, it's over. This person has fainted. I don't know if he can be saved. Who cares? I'll just treat him like a living pig.]
"Pah, pah, pah."
Shen Zhiyi used all her strength to help the pig-headed man up under the surprised eyes of everyone.
"Wow, that's so heavy!"
"I can't do that. General Weihu, come here and I'll teach you."
"Ah? Okay, okay."
Shen Zhiyi asked General Weihu to stand behind the pig-headed man who was beating people and taught the Heimlich maneuver on the spot.
After a while, a date pit was spit out.
The pig-headed man coughed a few times and soon fell unconscious again.
"Husband, husband!"
[The coma lasted a long time. If I had been at the scene, this person might have been fine. However, if the coma lasted too long, the lack of oxygen would also be long, which could cause serious brain damage, and the sequelae afterwards would be serious.]
[Tsk, you deserve it. If he's not dead, he's been a nuisance for thousands of years.]
"You are simply a living Bodhisattva!"
Shen Zhiyi was startled, not knowing when the mighty general had pulled his wife to kowtow to her.
"No, no, no."
[Too annoying! You should just kneel before the old emperor.]
Shen Zhiyi hid behind the old emperor, and General Weihu and his wife gave up.
Seeing this, the Dali Temple Minister said, "From this point of view, this man's fainting has nothing to do with General Weihu's wife. After all, it was your husband who was choked by the winter jujube pit."
"Now your husband's life is no longer in danger, take the people back."
"etc!"
General Weihu's wife's younger sister hugged her husband and looked at everyone.
"No matter what, hitting someone is wrong, right? You have to compensate them anyway."
"I don't want much either, just five thousand taels of silver."
General Weihu's wife's temper flared up again: "Why don't you go and rob? Don't forget that you still owe me fifty taels of silver."
"You hit someone and you're still right?"
"Oh my God, please give us some justice. These bastard officials are protecting each other and trying to force a weak woman like me to death."
This chaotic scene left everyone stunned.
General Wei Hu couldn't help but say, "I told you not to go out and play mahjong, but look at these close friends."
"If you want to play Pai Gow, wait for me to come back and I'll play with you."
General Weihu's wife said aggrievedly, "I didn't expect to encounter this."
"Silence, silence!"
The Dali Temple Minister said angrily: "I am still here, why are you crying?"
I didn’t know His Majesty was here.
"It is true that General Weihu's wife beat someone, but according to Daye's laws, she must compensate you with 100 taels of silver. Plus, you still owe her 50 taels, so they can be offset. General Weihu's wife only needs to compensate you with 50 taels of silver."
"She, she beat my husband like this. And if she didn't want to beat my husband, my husband wouldn't have been choked by a foreign object. Why is there only fifty taels of silver?"
[That's not right. I just slowed down the video. Your husband got stuck in his throat but he was so distracted when he hit you that he didn't notice. Hey, you yourself noticed something was wrong at the time. At the same time, this is why General Weihu's wife easily knocked down the fat pig weighing more than 200 kilograms, almost 300 kilograms, with one kick.]
[To put it bluntly, you are not cheating. ]
With Shen Zhiyi's words, the Dali Temple Minister felt more confident.
"You are such a bold and cunning woman. You have come to me to defraud me of money. Do you want me to ask the imperial physician to come over? He can definitely find out whether the winter jujube pit was swallowed before or after General Weihu's wife kicked him."
[Wow, the imperial physician is so good, he can even find this? ]
Dali Temple Minister: It’s fake, he made it up.
People with something to hide would naturally feel guilty when hearing what the Dali Temple Chief Justice said.
Knowing that she was in the wrong, General Weihu's wife's younger sister had no choice but to take her husband back.
[I really want to find someone to bet on how long it will take that woman to abandon her husband? Maybe this person still thinks that her husband will wake up? Difficult, even if he wakes up, there will definitely be many sequelae. ]
General Weihu finally breathed a sigh of relief after seeing the people leave.
Shen Zhiyi, his great benefactor!
"Madam, while His Majesty is here, I want to ask you, do you want to go out to sea with me?"
"Going out to sea? How long?"
"It's hard to say, maybe several years."
"Okay, I'll go then. Wait, can I go?"
General Weihu's wife looked at the old emperor awkwardly.
【Why are you suddenly willing to go???】