Alternative Title: 被偷听心声后，公主殿下夜夜洗床单
Author: 大秦大明大唐都会写
Status: Completed
Added: 2025-09-20
Updated: 2025-09-20
One day, Xiao Ping transmigrates into the book and becomes the top villain of the Great Yan Dynasty.
Xiao Ping looks at the original plot and feels his world turn dark.
Isn't it good to just be a playboy? Teasing cats and dogs, visiting brothels to listen to tunes—doesn't that smell nice?
Why does he have to rob women from the protagonist with the golden finger? And even push down the entire harem!
Xiao Ping, who deeply understands the way of villain survival, wants to escape, but the more he wants to run, the more he can't get away.
Why do all the girls who belong to the protagonist stick to him?
Princess, we're not suitable!
Miss, the Buddhist beads tell me I need to be pure and desireless; we have no fate!
Hey, hey, hey, don't come over!