After My Whole Family Reads My Mind, They Slaughter the Villains, and I Win by Lying Down

After reading a novel, Lu Yining transmigrated and entered the very novel she had read.

Good news: The true young lady has returned, and she was kicked out of the wealthy family. But she retu...

Chapter 47: Frozen stomach, diarrhea is not good

[Really? If you still think so, I suggest you go to Tathagata Buddha's live broadcast room first, dear.]

Do you think everyone's still focused on fish? Hurry up and get on the trending search! Compared to fish, eating bear is obviously the most luxurious, okay? Wow, in the live stream across from me, bear paws and bear meat are being eaten with such savory mouths, it's making my mouth water.

"Luckily, Shi Yan, you brought seasonings. Otherwise, if we just grilled the bear meat and ate it, not only would it taste bland, it would also be a waste of such a top-notch ingredient."

Wei Siqi was desperately stuffing the bear meat into his mouth while talking to Ji Shiyan.

"Well, this seasoning is really good, I like it very much." Lu Yining continued.

I feel that this seasoning is delicious whether it is used for grilled fish or grilled bear meat, and it tastes amazing every time!

Ji Shiyan: "If you like it, I'll go home and make some for you."

"Really?" Lu Yining freed a hand and patted Ji Shiyan on the shoulder: "Brother, thank you! If you don't mind, you can make more for me. I have a large family and the seasonings are used up quickly."

"Now that you mention it, I'm a little curious." Wei Siqi asked, "So, how many people are there in your family?"

"Emm..." Lu Yining counted on her fingers, and stopped when she reached the eighth finger: "Including me, there are eight."

At this point, she glanced at Fu Yaxuan next to her: "That's not even including my eldest sister-in-law and third sister-in-law. Including them, there must be at least a dozen mouths to feed."

Fu Yaxuan, who was eating bear meat elegantly, almost choked when he heard this.

He raised his eyes and met Lu Yining's cunning eyes. Those eyes were bright and penetrating, as if they could see through people's hearts. He turned his head again and met Lu Yunjie's mischievous eyes. With a "boom", Fu Yaxuan felt his head congested with blood and he could not think.

He quickly lowered his eyes, still feeling confused. He really owed these two siblings a lot. They just loved to tease him. They hadn't even gotten the marriage certificate yet! What was this "third sister-in-law" thing?

Barrage area:

So many people?! I feel like Lu Yining might as well stay at the Lu family instead of going home! Even though the people at the Lu family aren't her biological parents, it's still better than back home. The Lu family is rich! They don't have so many people, so the relationships shouldn't be that complicated, right? If Lu Yining returns to the Lu family, and she's a celebrity, I feel like her family will suck her blood out of her!]

[Not really... There are quite a few people in my family. I have five older brothers and one older sister. Although my parents favored boys over girls, overall it was a good thing. At least I haven't said I was abused.]

[The person above, you've been oppressed for so long that you don't know what a good life is and what a bad life is, right? Your parents favor sons over daughters. Unless you're a boy, I don't think your life situation will be much better!]

"It's a bit much." Ji Shiyan nodded: "I'll make more for you when the time comes. I'm free anyway."

"Will it be too much trouble for you?"

Lu Yining: [We're not related at all. We just got together for this variety show. It would be bad if we bothered others.]

"It's not a big deal." Ji Shiyan said, "Besides, making these seasonings won't take a lot of time."

Lu Yining grinned brightly and said to Ji Shiyan, "Hehe, you are such a nice person."

Lu Yunjie glared at Ji Shiyan silently and quickly distracted Lu Yining: "Ningning, what are you going to do with those bear skins?"

"Let's make quilts. Everyone doesn't have quilts to cover themselves with, so why not use them to make a few small quilts and cover your stomach? After all, you can't get cold anywhere but your stomach, right?"

"That makes sense," Wei Siqi said. "If your stomach gets frozen, it'll be diarrhea, which is not good. Your poop will be as watery as water, and sometimes it won't stop in one go. You'll have to poop several times, which is not pleasant."

The other four people had a meal and suddenly lost their appetite: "..."

There's no need to talk about this kind of thing while eating... and describe it in such detail... It doesn't matter if you don't want to eat bear meat, they still want to eat it!

Barrage area:

[Hahahaha, look! They seem to be affected by Wei Siqi! They all seem unable to eat anymore.]

[Don't mention it. I was eating right now, and when I heard what Wei Siqi said, I instantly lost my appetite... The fried chicken in my mouth doesn't taste good anymore...]

[Are you as miserable as me? I just happened to be drinking plain water! And Wei Siqi! He compared loose stools to plain water! I'm getting sick just looking at this plain water now...]

Lu Yunjie glanced at the bear's corpse and suddenly sighed, "Luckily the weather has cooled down, otherwise the bear meat wouldn't last until tomorrow."

"The weather is much more comfortable now. You won't sweat and get heatstroke after just a few steps." Wei Siqi said. If the weather was like that two months ago, who knows how many boxes of Huoxiang Zhengqi water he would have to bring with him to participate in the variety show!

"Let's go out and find some more pine needles to reinforce the roof. If it rains, the house we're building now will definitely not be able to withstand the rain." Ji Shiyan suggested.

"Yeah, sure." Lu Yunjie turned his head and glanced at the shelter he had built, nodding secretly: "It needs to be reinforced."

The weather is unpredictable this season. It can rain in a split second. Building your house early can help you avoid being caught off guard by thunderstorms. When it rains, you can simply take shelter in the shelter.

Ever since eating bear meat, Wei Siqi has become wild. When passing by a river, he couldn't help but let his imagination run wild. He swallowed uncontrollably and glanced around the river from time to time, as if looking for something.

Seeing him like this, Fu Yaxuan also looked around the river, but didn't find anything unusual. But seeing that Wei Siqi was still looking over there every three seconds, Fu Yaxuan couldn't help but ask.

"What are you looking at?"

"Do you think there are crocodiles or something in these rivers?"

He did eat crocodiles, but he had never eaten wild crocodiles! He felt that wild crocodiles should exercise more, and their meat should be firmer and more delicious.

If you can come across one, you can eat it and try something new.

As soon as these words were spoken, the four of them stopped and looked at Wei Siqi in unison.