After My Whole Family Reads My Mind, They Slaughter the Villains, and I Win by Lying Down

After reading a novel, Lu Yining transmigrated and entered the very novel she had read.

Good news: The true young lady has returned, and she was kicked out of the wealthy family. But she retu...

Chapter 70 Should we avoid it?

"So... what about the ram? And what about the ewe?"

This time Ji Shiyan did not speak immediately. He looked ahead and listened for a while before continuing to speak.

"The ewe says she loves it, and she doesn't love it. She told the cow not to drag it out here, because even if she drags it out, there will be no good results. She told the cow to be more relaxed and be good to everyone.

But the ram was clearly hesitant. He persuaded the ewe that home was actually quite lonely, and that it would be nice to have more cows living together to make it lively and bustling. And sometimes when he had to go out hunting, having a cow at home to chat with him would make it less boring.

[Wacao! It's a big scum sheep indeed! You want both, right? Maybe after a while, it will fall in love with a third sheep, or a third cow. Will it say, "We can add another sheep to the family. That way, the house will be more lively?"]

Lu Yining despised Gong Yang's behavior very much.

[I haven't eaten mutton in a while. Today, I happened to run into a herd of cattle and sheep. Perhaps catching that ram and eating it would be a good idea? It would also be a good way to rid the flock of pests!]

Wei Siqi, who had been feeling dejected just now, immediately perked up after hearing this heartfelt voice. If he wasn't the Chosen One, then he wasn't the Chosen One! That wasn't that important! The most important thing right now was when he could finally eat mutton!

Mutton? Mutton is good! Fu Yaxuan clenched his fists slightly. Such a bad ram must be slaughtered and eaten! We can't keep it to continue to harm other cattle and sheep!

"Baa...baa baa baa baa..." The ewe suddenly roared loudly.

Several people who couldn't understand the sheep language turned their eyes to Ji Shiyan. Receiving their gazes, Ji Shiyan consciously opened his thin lips slightly.

"It was blaming the ram. It said that the ram had promised it that they would be together and love each other for the rest of their lives, but now the ram had broken his promise. The ram had clearly said before that he no longer loved the cow, but now, because the cow said they could live together, he hesitated and wavered, and allowed the cow to join their family.

It said the ram was a bad sheep and did not love it. If it loved it, the ram would not allow the cow to join in and its heart would not be shaken. "

Lu Yining nodded, thinking to himself: [Although the ewe's character isn't very good, it's still quite clear-headed, at least clearer than the cow.]

[Stop talking! I'll take care of it later! Tonight I'll roast this unworthy ram and eat it! That way, all your worries will be solved, and you won't have to worry about it anymore!]

Yes! That's right! Wei Siqi nodded excitedly. If they also wanted to eat some of his meat to relieve their anger, then he could be generous and share some with them!

After all, a ram has so much meat that they can't finish it in just one or two meals. Some meats get boring if you eat too much. Tiger meat, for example, is just too much. No matter how much you eat, you can never finish it. He's really tired of it now. Every morning when he sees tiger meat, he inexplicably loses his desire to eat.

"Moo...moo...moo...moo..."

Suddenly, there was a commotion among the cattle. Almost every cow was mooing, and some even took a step forward, looking as if they were about to start a fight.

At the same time, the flock of sheep also bleated, and after this, the other sheep also followed suit and roared "baa baa". Even though Lu Yining could not understand sheep language, he could clearly feel the anger in their emotions at the moment.

Lu Yining was a little anxious: "What's going on? Are they preparing to fight?"

If they want to fight, then she won't hold back! While they're getting mad, she'll rush out and beat the ram to death! Drag it away! Take it home and eat it!

emmmm... "No." Ji Shiyan was silent for a moment, feeling disheveled in the wind.

Seeing Ji Shiyan's expression, Lu Yining asked cautiously, "Are they... compromising?"

"The cows said, 'Be good and do what the cows say, or they will kill the sheep with their horns.'"

Ah, this... [Shouldn't you try to persuade that cow? It's so obsessed with love, it's going to suffer sooner or later!]

Lu Yining had just finished thinking when he heard Ji Shiyan continue: "Those sheep are telling the ewes to be more considerate and not be so willful. We can survive anyway, so why bother about whether there are two or three people? As long as we can survive, that's enough.

They also urged the ram to take the cow back as soon as possible. After all, it was the ram that had let them down, and now that they were giving them a way out, they told the ram to take the cow back as soon as possible and stop dwelling on it.

Lu Yining held his chin with his hand, his brain still digesting what Ji Shiyan had just said. Let's not talk about the wrong word "sheep". What's human or not human? You are sheep! You are cows! So don't say "two people" or "three people" in the future!

Sounds spooky!

Also… [It seems like the sheep tribe is quite patriarchal. Even though that ewe isn't a very virtuous sheep, the other sheep won't even speak up for her! They even tell her to consider the broader situation. Why does this sound so much like what other people would say to the original wife in ancient times when a man wanted to take a concubine and she got jealous and upset?]

Those sheep have such feudal ideas...

Fu Yaxuan suddenly understood.

No wonder when I listened to it, I always felt that these words were a bit strange and uncomfortable. Now I know what is going on!

"Well, the farce is over. The ewe has compromised under the pressure of the sheep tribe and agreed to live together."

Ah... [Why is this so sad? Turns out being a sheep... is so helpless... Suddenly I feel a little sympathetic towards the ewe...]

Indeed, Lu Yunjie also felt a little sad. In fact, whether it was ewes or cows, they were all quite sad. In fact, they could be beautiful on their own! Why did they have to like that ram? That ram was so bad! Look... he didn't look very strong! Why did they have to circle around him?

Wouldn't it be nice to leave that ram and be free?

"Very good! They are walking behind us now! I will wait a moment..." Lu Yining stopped talking halfway and fell silent.

Wei Siqi's excited eyes gradually calmed down a bit, but not long after, his eyes widened, as if he was very shocked by the scene before him.

All the people who were paying attention to the ram's movements fell silent at this moment, not knowing what to say for a moment.

"Should we...avoid it?"