Chapter 311 The Lazy Little Celestial Master Gets His Bride Stolen by the Yandere Ghost King (38 chapters)

Huicong, with his green braised egg, looked at his mentor Jiao with a smile: Mentor, what about me?

The mentor cleared his throat, unable to think of any better words to comfort Huicong.

"It's alright. You're a Buddhist disciple, and talismans are a required course in Taoism. It's normal that you don't quite understand them."

Huicong could no longer laugh.

Okay, he really is terrible.

Although both are mistakes, Shen Zhuo's mistakes are different from his. Shen Zhuo would draw other talismans by mistake, but after he finally managed to draw one, he turned into a green bald man after testing it.

Of the whole class, he was the most outrageous.

And when will his green bald head finally return to normal?!

Miao Miao comforted him, "It's okay, it's a good thing it's not rainbow hair, otherwise it would be even more outrageous."

Huicong pursed his lips, held up a talisman and waved it in front of Miaomiao. "I think you want to see what kind of talisman I'll draw next."

"You must be joking."

Huicong: Do I look like I'm joking?

The little incident just now completely opened the door to a new world for Shen Zhuo.

Anyway, his talisman drawing is crooked, so be it. At least he can draw it. And opening blind boxes is really fun.

888: If you think it's funny, use it on yourself next time, don't let it affect innocent bystanders!

Yu Sheng watched as Shen Zhuo drew several different talismans.

I have a feeling he's going to go out and scam people.

Teacher Jiao naturally noticed it too. Looking at Shen Zhuo's scribbles that looked like gibberish, he felt a pang of heartache. He should have known better than to praise him; he had just opened a new world for him.

"Mentor, I heard that those with strong abilities can even draw talismans in mid-air. Is that true, Mentor?" The speaker was none other than Xu Yan, a talented student who entered the metaphysics major with Pei Ziqing and his loyal admirer.

Professor Jiao nodded and continued the explanation of the topic:

"That's natural. Those with strong abilities can indeed draw talismans in mid-air, but drawing talismans in mid-air consumes a lot of one's spiritual energy. Nowadays, spiritual energy is becoming increasingly scarce, and it is difficult to replenish one's spiritual energy quickly after it is used up. Therefore, under normal circumstances, no one would do this."

Moreover, the more difficult the talisman is to draw, the stronger the spiritual energy required. Drawing talismans in mid-air can only rely on one's own spiritual energy, and cannot draw on the spiritual energy in nature, so it is not cost-effective.

Xu Yan asked a question that embarrassed Professor Jiao: "Professor Jiao, do you know how to do that?"

Professor Jiao: If he knew it, would he need to be teaching here? He would have been studied like a treasure by those above him long ago.

"No, the metaphysical world is declining nowadays, and I've never seen anyone who can draw talismans in mid-air," Instructor Jiao shook his head in disappointment. "But it's hard to guarantee that there aren't any masters among the common people."

The field of metaphysics has declined to the point that it has long since faded from public view, and it's hard to say whether there are still people who can draw talismans in mid-air.

Currently, even Taoist priests who can fly on swords are very rare.

If we go back a few decades or centuries, the world of metaphysics was full of experts, and flying on a sword was considered quite basic.

Xu Yan suddenly changed the subject, his gaze passing directly over Shen Zhuo and landing on Yu Sheng. "That little genius, I heard you can fly on a sword? I suppose drawing talismans in mid-air must be a piece of cake for you, right?"

He hadn't paid much attention to Yu Sheng before, but recently he heard that Yu Sheng was the second son of the Jiang family, who had been raised in a Taoist temple since childhood, and that he was engaged to Fu Chengfeng.

Ziqing was depressed for several days because of this, and she didn't know what was so good about that Fu Chengfeng.

Not only does he have a crush on someone special, but he's also engaged to the second young master of the Jiang family. And yet, he's still having an affair with Ziqing, juggling three relationships at once. Is he a toad?

This Yu Sheng is no good either. He knows Zi Qing likes Fu Chengfeng, yet he still chats and laughs with Fu Chengfeng in front of Zi Qing. It's infuriating!

He's definitely going to teach Yu Sheng a lesson; no one can bully Zi Qing!

Yu Sheng gave him a cold glance.

"What are you looking at? What, aren't you a genius even praised by the Paranormal Affairs Bureau? You can't possibly not know this, can you?"

Professor Jiao and the students all frowned.

Is Xu Yan deliberately looking for trouble?

Before Yu Sheng could speak, Chen Zhuo interrupted, "Did you just eat at a latrine? Your breath stinks! My wife might not, but you do?"

Shen Zhuo glanced at him from head to toe. "Pfft—laughable. You've got a brain tumor if you want brains, you're a laughingstock if you want looks, and all you have is shit. By the way, how did you even get in here?"

"You didn't pass the exam by relying on your brain tumor-like IQ and the luck of stepping in dog poop, did you?"

"Everyone here has the ability and the talent, but what do you have? You can't even draw a calming talisman, while that little monk has already done it!"

Yes, after Huicong's unremitting efforts, he finally drew his first calming talisman, which made him extremely happy.

However, this Xu Yan is really bad.

"You're so bad, how did you even get mixed up with us? Do you think our Xuan Academy is your personal marketplace?"

Xu Yan was so angry with Shen Zhuo that his face turned green, but he couldn't win an argument with Shen Zhuo.

Let alone him, how many people can out-argue Shen Zhuo? Even his rival in love, Fu Chengfeng, would avoid Shen Zhuo if he saw him!

The whole class tried to hold back, but finally couldn't help bursting into laughter.

However, the first person to lose control was actually Pei Ziqing, the object of the simp's affections.

This made Xu Yan break down even further.

"Ziqing, given our friendship, are you just going to join them in making fun of me?"

Pei Ziqing slowly typed out a question mark.

He pointed at himself, seemingly confused. "Are you talking about me?"

No, how did this get dragged into him? Besides, he and Xu Yan don't have any real relationship; at most, they were classmates in the same grade.

Does he even know what he's saying?

Pei Ziqing found Xu Yan utterly inexplicable. Of course, he had already found Xu Yan to be quite inexplicable back in high school.

Sometimes he would inexplicably steal the water he was going to give to Chengfeng, and he would say some strange things. Now he's become even more outrageous.

Could he be suffering from some kind of illness?

"But we're not close at all, we're just high school classmates at most, and what happened just now was really funny."

Shen Zhuo certainly has a knack for cursing.

Xu Yan's face turned as black as the bottom of a pot.

"No, bro, are you a reincarnation of a color palette? Your face changes color every other minute. I have to say, it's actually quite interesting with your plain face."

Xu Yan suddenly stood up, angrily pointing at Chen Zhuo and saying, "You call yourself the Ghost King? If all Ghost Kings were like you, I could be one too!"

Yu Sheng's face instantly turned cold.

He could talk about Shen Zhuo, but not Xu Yan!

"Is that so? Then please go and die first, and then become a ghost king for us to see."