Chapter 346 The Vampire Prince Was Poached by a Disabled Boss (24 chapters)

"Am I really real? Is this world real or fake? Would a species like vampires exist in a normal world? Aren't vampires always just something from novels? Could I be a two-dimensional character from a novel?"

Yes, isn't that how all those novels are written? A protagonist with a tragic childhood, and a villain of a different species…

Yu Sheng interrupted his rambling with a headache, "Please stop thinking about it."

Cen Ji looked at him blankly. "Isn't it? Don't you think this world is too absurd? Especially my childhood friend Ye Hansheng, who is a bit too neurotic."

Forget it, even if I told a vampire like you, you wouldn't know who he is.

So, what was the point of my philosophy class?

Yu Sheng: Unfortunately, I do know Ye Hansheng, whom you mentioned.

Although Xue Gui was completely confused, it didn't stop him from thinking that Ye Hansheng was a lunatic.

“Cen Ji is right, that Ye Hansheng is a lunatic! He even interferes with what friends Cen Ji makes, he's practically controlling everything Cen Ji does.”

It's clear that Xue Gui has harbored resentment towards Ye Hansheng for a long time.

“If it weren’t for the fact that he protected Cen Ji when he was a child, I would have grabbed him and bled him out long ago.”

Yu Sheng is currently overwhelmed with problems.

It's one thing for the protagonist, Cen Ji, to be erratic and lost in thought, but then Xue Gui, that idiot, also gets in on the act, and the two of them are practically drooling over each other.

It felt like I had found a kindred spirit.

Yu Sheng punched Xue Gui, knocking out one of his teeth. "Shut up! Why are you meddling in his business?"

He then turned to Cen Ji and said, "I think you're sick. You should see a doctor."

Cen Ji reacted strongly: "I'm not sick. This world is fake. We're all two-dimensional beings. Don't you feel that?"

Yu Sheng shook her head. "Haven't you heard the saying? The end of science is metaphysics. Don't overthink it. You just like to overthink because you're annoyed by Ye Hansheng."

Look at yourself, you're clearly a living, breathing person, how can you be a two-dimensional character from a book? Don't overthink it, go back and see a psychologist, the doctor will cure you."

“Is that so…?” A hint of doubt appeared in Cen Ji’s eyes.

“But my experience…” Cen Ji’s face showed struggle.

Seeing this, Yu Sheng gave him a tap on the head. "I think you've been reading too many novels. After you got sick, you always fantasize that you are the protagonist in the book."

Then I could say I'm a protagonist too. My relationship with Wen Luonian is even more like that of a novel protagonist than yours. Think about it, the vampire prince and the underworld boss, I was dug out of the ground by him. Isn't that more like a protagonist than you?

Besides, everyone is the protagonist of their own life. Are you thinking so much that you want to work in a mental hospital someday?

Thinking so much in just a day or two? Although Cen Ji is indeed the protagonist, this world isn't fake either!

I wonder if the protagonist's brain is filled with mercury, because he can hear the splashing sound of water even when his head isn't moving.

To be fair, Ye Hansheng was indeed quite eccentric.

To put it nicely, it's called possessiveness; to put it bluntly, it's just being a pervert.

From just a few words, Yu Sheng could guess how terrifying Ye Hansheng's possessiveness towards Cen Ji was.

But Xue Gui's description was a bit too disgusting.

"is that so?"

"Of course that's true. The elder is right. The end of science is metaphysics. Cen Ji, don't think too much. Maybe you really should see a doctor. I'm very worried about you. Are you perhaps driven to schizophrenia by that bastard Ye Hansheng?"

Xue Gui bared his sharp teeth menacingly; if he could, he really wanted to bite Ye Hansheng's neck off.

888: Honey, you're a vampire, not a dog. Why are you acting like a dog?

Xue Gui was unaware of 888's complaints, but it was clear that Cen Ji had taken his words to heart.

He forced a smile. "How about you come with me in a while?"

"Okay," Xue Gui agreed immediately, but he regretted it a little after agreeing to Cen Ji's request.

Xue Gui glanced at the silent Yu Sheng, trying to conceal his intentions. "My lord, may I...?"

"What, do you want to follow me?" Yu Sheng looked at Cen Ji strangely and said, "Didn't you already find yourself a reliable meal ticket?"

Cen, the fixed meal ticket holder, pointed to himself, "Me?"

"Otherwise what? Do you want him to come with me? My husband will be jealous."

Su Qingyang lowered his head, trying to minimize his presence, and then secretly and frantically tried to wink at Cen Ji and Xue Gui, one of the vampires. Unfortunately, they didn't understand Su Qingyang's hints at all.

The sound of a wheelchair rang out, and both the man and the vampire turned around, only to meet Wen Luonian's terrifying eyes.

His wife's inexplicable disappearance was already enough to upset him, and when he finally got news of her and rushed over, he overheard a conversation between several people.

Damn it, Ye Hansheng's childhood sweetheart actually wants to dump that blond guy on his wife?

"Yellow Hair" refers to Xue Gui.

Xue Gui's original hair color was blonde, but in order not to stand out, he simply changed his hair color to black.

After confessing to Cen Ji, he restored his original hair and eye color, so that what Wen Luonian sees now is a green-eyed blond guy who wants to covet his wife.

Wen Luonian hated his legs; the journey to find Yu Sheng had nearly set his wheelchair ablaze with sparks.

He controlled the wheelchair, and with a drift, successfully pushed Cen Ji and Xue Gui away from Yu Sheng.

Xue Gui, oblivious to the situation, muttered under his breath, "Who is this person? How can they be so rude?"

Wen Luonian turned around and glared at him. "How am I lacking in manners? Can't I think about my wife?"

Xue Gui nodded, her eyes brimming with tears. "Of course I can, but could you..."

Wen Luonian interrupted him, "Don't try to play the green tea b*tch and attract my wife's attention. My wife will only love me. As for you, you shady blondie, I advise you to stay away from my wife. Otherwise, even if you're not human, I'll still kill you!"

He kept talking nonstop, while Xue Gui across from him was in tears.

"No, I meant could you please move your wheelchair a little? My legs are about to be crushed!" Xue Gui said, on the verge of tears.

He was in excruciating pain, but the person didn't want him to speak at all.

This person has absolutely no manners!

Wen Luonian followed Xue Gui's aggrieved gaze and indeed saw that his wheelchair was pressing down on one of his feet.

He quietly moved his wheelchair to the side.

No wonder he felt that the wheelchair was higher on one side than the other.

Xue Gui: Because you've stepped on my foot!

"So... you're saying I'm rude because of this?" Wen Luonian awkwardly touched his nose.