Chapter 2 I am Li Zexi

When Chen Mengru fully adapted to her identity as a man, she went to the men's toilet, urinated standing up, and slept in the men's dormitory with three other boys.

Learn to talk like a man, walk like a man, have morning erections, have nocturnal emissions, burp and fart,

After a series of experiences like holding my little brother to wash me while taking a shower, getting up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and being startled when passing by a mirror, a girl handing me a love letter confessing her love for her, and so on.

It was already a month later.

That's right, in her previous life, she burped herself to death while trying to save a child who fell into the water, and then she was inexplicably reborn as a man.

Moreover, he was reborn in the campus of his college days.

Crazy, time and space are disordered, and rebirth can change gender.

On the first day of his rebirth, he was kicked into the swimming pool.

Those three culprits.

The little punk who looked like a decent person turned out to be the three good roommates who slept with him.

The leader is called: Guo Kai

The sunny type is called: Wang Jiaming

The mature one is called: Lin Haoxiang

Li Zexi has been avoiding them all this time.

I don’t go back to the dormitory during the day, but go to the study room to study until midnight, and then go back after those people fall asleep.

Why.

Because part of Li Zexi's memory still remains in his mind.

He had a very hard time in this dormitory before.

Because of his introverted and weak personality, he looks handsome, doesn't like to talk, has a slow mind and is stupid.

Those three little bastards gave her a nickname: little girl.

I always bully him.

Washing clothes, brushing shoes, buying meals, fetching water, running errands to buy things, doing homework and papers for others, signing in for classes, and countless other outrageous things.

If he dares not to do as he is told, he will be punished in various ways.

That time, because college life was too boring, I wanted to find some fun.

Guo Kai deliberately threw a silver bracelet into the swimming pool. The three of them refused to go into the water, so they called Li Zexi over to go in and look for it for him.

Li Zexi couldn't swim, and he was frightened and choked by water, and died instantly.

As luck would have it, Chen Mengru drowned at the same time, and her soul was dramatically reborn into the body of Li Zexi.

To the extent that every time the current Li Zexi recalls the past, he feels deeply unfair for the former Li Zexi, and is angry at his lack of fighting spirit and sad at his misfortune.

This man is too honest, too cowardly and too useless.

Although Chen Mengru looked down on him, she didn't want to cause trouble and get herself into trouble as soon as she arrived in the new time and space.

After all, the chance to be reborn is so rare, it is a gift from God to her.

Let her live her life again.

It starts from college, the best time of your life.

She must seize the opportunity, enjoy herself, and then take this opportunity to think carefully and make a comeback in her life.

She remembered that the Alimama website should have started in this year.

Chen Mengru set a goal to become one of the Eighteen Arhats who created a new era of online retail.

As Li Zexi.

From now on, she will live well in this time and space for Li Zexi.

But wishes are beautiful, reality is so fucked.

That day at the swimming pool, he was kicked into the pool. Guo Kai and his two bastards were standing on top, gloating over his misfortune.

"Girl, what are you waiting for? Go down and find it for me.

Look carefully, don't even think about coming up if you can't find it. ”

Guo Kai looked up with his nose in the air, like a gangster, and spoke with his ears drooping.

Li Zexi forced himself to calm down from the shock of rebirth, then swam to the other exit of the swimming pool at a beginner's swimming speed, swinging his arms.

Before the three brats could react, he rolled out of the swimming pool in a few seconds.

He ran out at the speed of a 100-meter sprint and disappeared in an instant.

Although Li Zexi looks weak, he is young after all, has good flexibility and decent physical explosive power.

It was not difficult to escape.

Li Zexi didn't see what expressions those three brats had later, whether they were stunned or angry, nor did he want to know.

He didn't have time to care about three immature, mentally retarded kids who bullied the weak, were school bullies, and had brain stem maldevelopment.

He has more important things to do.

He needs some time to think about what he should do next.

I should also find an opportunity to meet my past self, and as a prophet, give that silly young girl some earnest advice.

Stop her from reliving her stupid life again.

Therefore, Li Zexi tried his best to avoid Guo Kai and the other two during this period, not confronting them head-on and avoiding conflicts.

At least before you adapt to your new identity, you can't give them the opportunity to mess up yourself.

It is said that when people seek blessings, blessings hide from them.

When people try to avoid disaster, disaster will come to them.

Li Zexi can avoid the first day, but he can't avoid the fifteenth.

One day a month later, Li Zexi was blocked in the study room by Guo Kai and two others.

Guo Kai crossed his arms, looked at Li Zexi with a sidelong glance, and said in a light tone: "Today, I want to see where you can hide."