Bai Xizhu only survived three years in the apocalypse before she died. Returning to before the apocalypse, she accidentally activated a portable space, which came with ancient mythical beasts from ...
The mutated panda, looking completely bewildered, picked up the little dumpling that was eating bamboo shoots and threw it in front of Bai Xizhu.
Go ahead and go earn some bamboo shoots!
The little dumpling decisively threw the bamboo shoot in its hand on the ground and then hugged Bai Xizhu's leg.
He looked up at Bai Xizhu with an adorable expression, begging for a hug.
Bai Xizhu raised an eyebrow and reached out to touch the red panda's fur.
"Why is it sticky and oily?"
Bai Xizhu touched it once, then stopped, silently rubbing her hand on Leng Yebai's clothes.
Leng Yebai: ...
"Cough cough, I have sweaty hands."
Bai Yifan scratched his head sheepishly.
Bai Xizhu looked at the mutated panda, then at Bai Yifan.
Okay, now she knows why she was arrested.
Last time she was tricked out of a lot of bamboo shoots while petting the panda. Bai Yifan only touched it but didn't give her any bamboo shoots, which was pure hooliganism. She definitely couldn't let him leave.
"How many times did you rub it?" Bai Xizhu asked Bai Yifan.
She needs to know how much "ransom" she has to pay.
Based on previous experience, touching it yields a bamboo shoot, and there are still quite a few bamboo shoots in the space's storage, which should be enough to cover the cost.
"Do we need to count this? I forgot!" Bai Yifan was slightly puzzled. "What's the use of counting? I've been touching it for about two hours. Even if I touch it once a second, it should be more than 4,000!"
Bai Xizhu: ...
Even more ruthless than her!
That's a huge ransom!
The little dumpling clung to Bai Xizhu's leg, trying to be cute, but it was no use.
Bai Xizhu was immersed in the emotions of her bamboo shoot business going bankrupt.
Seeing that the little dumpling's attempts to act cute were ineffective, the mutated panda walked up to Bai Xizhu with its endearing clumsiness.
Lying on the ground, stretching out its limbs, it revealed its round belly.
He looked like he was being completely taken advantage of by this sucker.
The smaller one won't do, let's have this one!
Bai Xizhu subconsciously took a step back.
We can't afford to mess with them.
"Has this panda gone mad? Why is it acting like a dog, all cute and cuddly?"
Grandpa Wang stared wide-eyed at the mutated panda lying on the ground in disbelief.
He still remembers the first time he saw the mutated panda; this thing had single-handedly killed a giant python.
This guy is clearly a real talent!
The mutated panda stared blankly at Grandpa Wang for a moment, its black grape-like eyes narrowing slightly.
This poor human is outrageous!
If it weren't busy earning bamboo shoots to support its family, it would definitely have fought this weakling!
Bai Xizhu sighed, "Xiao Fan, you guys wait here, I'll go negotiate with it."
After saying that, Bai Xizhu walked into the zoo.
Leng Yebai was a little worried, so he followed behind Bai Xizhu with his long legs.
You can't exactly dig bamboo shoots out of the street!
"This panda can negotiate?" Grandpa Wang exclaimed in surprise.
"It can even capture the three of us, so what's impossible about it?" Grandpa Liu said quietly.
The invincible senior citizen group has fallen to the panda.
Grandpa Wang: "...That's true."
The mutated panda's eyes lit up, and it nimbly got up from the ground, ignoring the mud on its body, and quickly followed Bai Xizhu.
Bamboo shoots are here!
Before leaving, the mutated panda whimpered at the little dumpling.
Keep an eye on the hostage. Don't lose track of the hostage before you get the bamboo shoots!
The little dumpling quickly responded, stretched out its soft, adorable paws, and brandished its claws at the garbage truck.
They're so cute and adorable, they don't look like the legendary iron-eating beast at all.
Humans, just wait and see, don't even think about running away!
Everyone: ...
It's understandable that Chi You would lose if he rode such a cute, iron-eating beast into battle.
Inside the zoo gate, Bai Xizhu was negotiating with the mutated panda.
"How many bamboo shoots do you want?" Bai Xizhu rubbed her temples.
She doesn't have more than four thousand!
The mutated panda blinked blankly and let out a soft whimper.
His blank face held a slight hint of smugness, an expression of triumph over his scheme.
Luckily, it was clever and led the little dumpling to trick people.
Here comes the sucker!
It decided that from now on, when it encounters a sucker, it must pretend to be soft, cute, and easy to bully.
As long as it's shameless, no panda will call it thick-skinned!
As long as there are bamboo shoots, that's fine!
This sucker is determined to renege on the deal!
Dignity is worthless in the face of bamboo shoots.
Bai Xizhu sighed, even though the mutated panda couldn't speak, she always felt it was saying, "One bamboo shoot at a time, you figure it out yourself."
That smug look on his face is such a shame he's not trying to scam someone!
Bai Xizhu pointed her finger, and a bunch of bamboo shoots appeared out of thin air, about 500 of them.
Bai Xizhu isn't stupid; if she gives too much at once, the mutated panda will become increasingly unreasonable.
Giving too much would be wasteful, and pandas don't have refrigerators, so it would be a shame if they spoiled.
The mutated panda looked at the bamboo shoots on the ground, then at Bai Xizhu, a look of astonishment on its blank face.
Human, are you just trying to fool me?
"I don't have that many right now, how about this!" Bai Xizhu coaxed. "I'll give you 500 bamboo shoots every seven days, that'll definitely be enough for you to eat, until you can pay off your debts, how about that?"
The mutated panda looked down at its chubby little feet with a blank expression and thought seriously for a while.
It seems pretty good.
That way, I can meet a sucker every week.
If I try harder, I can become even more adorable and cute.
What a sucker! He touches himself every day.
Then the bamboo shoots will be plentiful!
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