This is such a cruel lie to children.

“That’s not quite right. They’re two completely different species.” Bai Xizhu shrugged. “However, humans and animals are constantly mutating. If a fish were to evolve in some strange direction, it wouldn’t be impossible for it to evolve into a mermaid.”

Those vague and ethereal legends seem to have become some kind of prophecy in this apocalyptic baptism.

"I hope there are mermaids." Bai Yifan took a bite of the super spicy sausage, a strand of bright red chili oil hanging from the corner of his mouth, and said with longing, "If there really are mermaids, I definitely won't let her turn into sea foam!"

Bai Xizhu's lips twitched, and steel needles rose into the air, piercing the zombies covered in slime.

"How can you be sure you're a prince and not an old witch? Have you forgotten Little Ling'er by the Daming Lake?"

Bai Xizhu silently added, "Scumbag."

"Of course not, I just admire that prince." Bai Yifan grinned as he continued to gnaw on his super spicy kebab. "Look at him, he can marry a princess even if he doesn't marry a mermaid."

"Go back and stop reading those weird comic books." Bai Anhai looked at Bai Yifan with a serious expression. "If you were a prince, why would your old man have worked so hard to earn money before the apocalypse? One son costs a million! It's too hard to find a wife for one of my sons!"

What's more, it's Bai Yifan's son, who seems to be mentally challenged.

Whoever marries him will suffer.

Bai Anhai works so hard to earn money not only so that his wife and daughter can have an endless supply of beautiful clothes, but also because he has another arduous task.

To find a wife for his son, who is practically mentally disabled.

This last one is so difficult, really so difficult.

The only consolation is that that brat Bai Yifan managed to snag a daughter-in-law.

Although Bai Yifan was a bit of a beast, she was still a girl. In this world, we can't expect too much.

A woman, alive, that's all!

Besides wishing for a long and happy marriage, Bai Anhai couldn't utter any more insults.

Bai Yifan: ...

Why did he feel that his dad was looking at him strangely?

Like the way you look at someone with intellectual disabilities?

Bai Yifan shook his head and stopped looking at Bai Anhai.

I must have misread it!

His father must be very proud to have such an incredibly handsome son who found a wife while still a minor, so his parents don't have to worry about him.