Chapter 764 The Weight Loss Crematorium

Posting food poisoning messages late at night is undoubtedly hateful. The best way to avoid being poisoned is to eat the food along with the food.

Therefore, the viewers in the live stream all wisely ordered takeout.

Soon after, they became increasingly grateful for their foresight.

Don't be fooled by the fact that barbecuing seems simple—just skewer the meat, grill it, and sprinkle some seasonings—there's actually a bit more to it than meets the eye.

Ye Wanxi, Nie Yuyang, and Li Guangjun had all grilled this dish before when dining with others. Since Ye Wanxi and her friends were treating today, Ye Wanxi originally planned to grill it herself.

Feng Tianyu, however, was somewhat reluctant for her to make the move and took the lead, saying, "I'll do it!"

"You?" Ye Wanxi looked surprised and extremely doubtful. She thought that her senior brother and the others probably wouldn't be able to eat anything that wasn't burnt tonight.

Feng Tianyu, feeling guilty, avoided her gaze and did not compromise.

Seeing this, Nie Yuyang quickly stepped forward and said, "We're already embarrassed to come here for a free meal, how can we let you do the work yourself?"

Zhao Yun'er and the others chimed in, "Yes, yes, leave it to us. You must be tired after all this time, go and rest."

Ye Wanxi glanced at her senior brother, seemingly understanding something, and smiled slightly, "It's rare for my brother to be in this mood, so let him give it a try. This grill is big enough, we two can grill here, and you can grill there, everyone can try and see who has the best skills."

“This is good.”

Since Ye Wanxi had said so, Nie Yuyang and the others had no objections, so they started a fire and started grilling.

Wisps of white smoke rise, sizzling as they grill the skewered pork belly. Vegetables and other meats need to be brushed with oil to make them easier to grill. After grilling, they are sprinkled with cumin and other seasonings that everyone likes. The aroma is so enticing that even the neighbor's kids are drooling!

Nie Yuyang and Li Guangjun were experienced, and after grilling a few skewers, they got the hang of it, making Zhao Yun'er and the others surround them with wide eyes, eagerly waiting to be fed.

Compared to them, Feng Tianyu was initially quite flustered, but with Ye Wanxi watching over him, at least no unexpected tragedies such as burning or fire breaking out occurred.

Since he was a beginner, Ye Wanxi helped him choose the first few skewers. They were all grilled shrimp, which he just grilled and sprinkled with some seasoning.

After Feng Tianyu finished grilling, he immediately handed the shrimp to Ye Wanxi, watching her intently as she ate it, his expression full of anticipation as if he hoped she would give him her opinion on his cooking skills.

Ye Wanxi did not disappoint him. She peeled a shrimp and ate it, saying happily, "It's delicious. You should eat some too."

Feng Tianyu opened his mouth and ate the shrimp meat she handed him, full of fighting spirit like a victorious rooster, and couldn't wait to pick up other skewers to continue grilling.

Ye Wanxi's eyes were full of smiles as she sat beside him, occasionally offering pointers. Some of the baked items were successful, while others failed.

But they didn't mind; they enjoyed this rare hands-on experience.

Although there were many people eating, they also prepared a lot of food. The group grilled and ate for more than an hour. The girls who were in charge of eating and the men who were in charge of grilling were all fed until their bellies were round. They relaxed in their chairs, enjoying the evening breeze, watching the river and the stars.

"It's so beautiful, just like the director said, there are so many stars in the river, like a silver ribbon."

"This means the air here is very good and there are many stars."

As soon as Li Guangjun finished speaking, Zhao Yun'er turned her head to complain to him: "I know you're a top student, but can you please stop spouting those bookish jargon at a time like this? It ruins the atmosphere."

Li Guangjun reached out and pinched her nose, amused and exasperated, and said, "I'm not showing off my knowledge; I'm just stating the facts."

Gu Shaoling hadn't eaten this much at once in a long time, especially so late at night. She slumped in her chair, clutching her stomach, looking like a lazy bum unwilling to move.

Nie Yuyang found it amusing and could only hug her and rub her stomach to help her digest: "We're still live-streaming, don't you think Sister Lin will call you tonight after seeing this?"

Gu Shaoling immediately trembled in fright, straightened up and turned to look at Nie Yuyang: "Brother, don't scare me."

Nie Yuyang smiled but remained silent.

As if to confirm his guess, a staff member suddenly ran out from the side and handed Gu Shaoling's phone a short while later.

Gu Shaoling was stunned. Weren't they saying that you couldn't use your phone during filming? Why did they bring her a phone on their own initiative?

Before she could think any further, her manager's furious voice came through the phone: "Gu Xiaoling, have you gotten too bold? Eating barbecue is one thing, but eating so much of it? Do you want to become a 200-pound fatso? Get up at five o'clock tomorrow morning sharp for your morning run. Don't come back until you've burned off all the calories you ate tonight!"

The production team clearly did this on purpose; the phone call was on speakerphone.

Gu Shaoling's agent's voice instantly echoed throughout the venue and clearly reached the ears of all the viewers in the live broadcast room.

In an instant, the live stream was flooded with laughter and cheers.

[Serves you right! This is what happens when you post food porn late at night! God knows how I survived over an hour of this. There's no takeout near my hometown, it's so sad. I almost ate the table while watching!]

[Upstairs, it's not that serious, just drink more water and you'll be full (funny.jpg)]

[Hahahaha, this is so damn true. It's so satisfying when you're eating, but when you're on a diet, you wish you could go back in time and beat up your gluttonous self. It's a bittersweet experience, but I'll definitely do it again!]

It's great. Before, when I watched other variety shows, a bunch of male and female celebrities who were as thin as bamboo poles ate huge amounts of food like competitive eaters, creating a persona of a foodie who loves to eat but can't gain weight. I couldn't help but want to show the pained expression of an old man on the subway looking at his phone.

Believe me, unless you're exceptionally gifted, someone who loves high-calorie foods, doesn't exercise, and yet doesn't gain weight, or someone who burns off the calories through exercise but has no muscle at all, is definitely not a true foodie. Most of them are like her, getting forced to lose weight if they eat even a little more.

With Gu Shaoling's agent unleashing a torrent of angry words, the phone was quickly hung up, and after the busy tone, the scene fell into dead silence.

"Pfft..." Zhao Yun'er was the first to react and couldn't help but laugh out loud.

She turned around and was immediately met with a cold shower from her boyfriend: "Still laughing? Believe me, your manager will call you later too?"

Zhao Yun'er's smile vanished instantly, replaced by a terrified expression that said, "Don't jinx it."

Gu Shaoling's face was already completely red, and she wished she could dig a hole and bury herself right there.

Nie Yuyang smiled faintly and pulled her into his arms, shielding her from the gazes of the crowd, and comforted her, "Be good, I'll run with you."

Gu Shaoling covered her face and wailed, "Eating and drinking is fun for a while, but dieting is a nightmare! I'll never do it again!"

"Pfft, hahaha..."

(End of this chapter)