Chapter 33

Xiang Yu was taken away by Xu Chunan for a lecture, and Xiang Huatian was also taken there for a lecture. Chi Yunyi was alone in the living room. Unable to resist the desire to watch the show, she quietly followed, hiding behind the wall, and only poking her head out to watch Xiang Yu being scolded with a gloating look.

Noticing the head popping out from behind the wall, Xiang Yu's gaze shot out like an arrow, looking at her unsteadily.

In the past, Xiang Yu always combed his hair up, revealing his forehead, in a slicked-back style. This time, his bangs slightly obscured his eyes, adding a touch of gloom for no apparent reason. With a bit more styling, Xiang Yu might have the talent to play a gloomy man. Chi Yunyi thought so.

The man's eyes were fixed on this side. Chi Yunyi looked over and gave him a simple and honest smile.

With Xiang Huatian blocking him, Xu Chunan didn't have time to make a move. Xiang Huatian had followed him specifically to prevent his son from getting beaten. It was enough for Xu Chunan to know how powerful his attack was; there was no need for him to know it too.

"Do you know you're wrong?"

Xiang Huatian stood in front and said, "I know, Ah Yu must have known that he was wrong."

"Will you dare to let Yi Yi wash your feet in the future?"

Xiang Yu: "..." He never let her wash.

Xiang Huatian held Xu Chunan's hand and said, "Don't dare anymore, don't dare anymore. Ah Yu definitely won't dare anymore."

Xiang Huatian was slapped.

"Did I ask you?" Xu Chunan lowered her voice, fearing her daughter-in-law would feel uncomfortable. From today on, the rules must be established. If her daughter-in-law couldn't establish the rules, she, as the mother-in-law, would help establish them.

Xiang Yu's gaze had been elsewhere, and Xiang Huatian followed it, only to see Chi Yunyi emerge from behind the wall. Apparently discovered, Chi Yunyi wandered off, returning to the living room to continue watching the Spring Festival Gala, staring blankly at the family of three who had suddenly returned.

"What's the matter?"

Xiang Yu suddenly knelt down in front of her without saying a word.

“??!!”

"Fuck, fuck, this can't happen!" His tone was filled with uncontrollable excitement. In front of Xiang Huatian and Xu Chunan, Chi Yunyi symbolically pulled Xiang Yu up, "Hurry up, hurry up."

"Speak." Xu Chunan's majestic voice sounded.

The bangs on her forehead partially blocked his view. "I will wash your feet every day from now on."

"?"

Chi Yunyi felt like she had really messed up this time. She looked at Xu Chunan and asked him, "Are you doing this on your own accord?"

Xiang Yu nodded slightly.

Chi Yunyi: "Is it really voluntary?"

"Um."

"All right then."

Xiang Huatian wanted to say something, but was suppressed by Xu Chunan's momentum.

After staying up until 11 o'clock, Xu Chunan couldn't stand it anymore and went back to her room to sleep. As soon as she left, Chi Yunyi became nervous.

The time they spent sleeping together in bed at night was enough for Xiang Yu to take revenge.

Meeting that light glance, Chi Yunyi swallowed her saliva, "Baby, we are the best in the world, right?"

"Are you still watching TV?"

"It's okay to take a look?"

"Then let's not watch it, baby." Xiang Yu turned off the TV and pulled her towards the bedroom.

The sound of "baby" coming out of his mouth instantly gave rise to goose bumps on his arms. He could clearly feel Xiang Yu's hot palm on his wrist, or perhaps it was his anger.

"Chi Yunyi," Xiang Yu approached, "let's settle the score."

They were so close that she could feel the heat of his voice. Chi Yunyi touched his face and tried to push him away, but she couldn't. Instead, she was stared at by those burning eyes, and she broke out in a sweat. She turned and covered his eyes.

Only the delicate jaw and the lips that felt good to kiss were exposed.

Xiang Yu moved closer and closer, as if he wanted to kiss her again.

Chi Yunyi wanted to eat delicious food during the New Year, and she didn't want to eat so much that her mouth would hurt. But she had just played a prank on him tonight, so there was a high probability that she wouldn't be able to avoid the kiss.

Seeing that there was no escape, no way to retreat, Chi Yunyi resigned herself to her fate and closed her eyes, her eyelashes trembling slightly, waiting for those fiery lips to descend. She looked like she was ready to die.

Xiang Yu's waist was slightly bent, his fair skin was coated with a layer of dim yellow light, and his brow bones cast a layer of light and shadow on his eye sockets. He stared at her with burning eyes and asked, "What are you waiting for?"

"?"

After saying this, he stood up straight and left.

The predicted thing did not happen.

Xiang Yu got on the bed and lay down on one side. Chi Yunyi waited for a while. Seeing that he was just lying there quietly without doing anything out of the ordinary, she boldly went over to tease him. She lay on top of Xiang Yu and looked at the expression on his face. "Are you angry?"

The man closed his eyes, his expression unclear. He turned sideways, leaving his back to her.

Chi Yunyi leaned over again like a naughty child, "Are you angry?"

Xiang Yu ignored her.

Chi Yunyi lay on him for a while and took the initiative to kiss his cheek. Xiang Yu didn't give her face, and she lost her patience and bit him hard, leaving a neat tooth mark on his face.

The man pulled the quilt next to him and covered his head with it.

Through the quilt, Chi Yunyi continued to bite. It was unclear where she bit, perhaps the nose, perhaps the mouth, perhaps the forehead, or perhaps Xiang Yu's head. The more she resisted, the more excited she became. Xiang Yu's head was buried in the quilt, and he couldn't predict where she would bite, so he could only silently endure it.

"Don't be angry, I won't play a prank on you next time, okay?"

Chi Yunyi continued to PUA Xiang Yu, "You know, only little men would be so petty and can't afford to play. It's because I'm so good-tempered and tolerant of you. If it were someone else, do you think you would still be lying comfortably in bed now? You would have been kicked out long ago."

"Are you going to sleep? If not, I'll live stream for half an hour. If you don't say anything, I'll take that as your consent."

"A sensible man should learn to comfort himself. You are a sensible boy, right?"

Xiang Yu still ignored her, so Chi Yunyi stopped worrying about it. He just wanted to be angry for a while and then let it out.

After a while, Xiang Yu heard a voice coming from behind.

"Happy New Year~"

"Give everyone a red envelope. This year, there are two big red envelopes. Yiyi and I are well-off, and now is different from the past, so I will give everyone a big one."

【Wow wow wow thank you Mr. Yi! 】

What a huge red envelope!

【Thank you, Mr. Yi, and thank you, brother-in-law! 】

【By the way, where is my brother-in-law? 】

[How big a red envelope did my brother-in-law give? ]

【Want to see my brother-in-law】

"See my brother-in-law?" Chi Yunyi glanced at Xiang Yu, who was still pretending to be dead. Chi Yunyi always pampered her fans. She adjusted the camera, quickly showed her fans a look at the man on the bed, and whispered, "Did you see it?"

Fans only saw his back.

Without a blanket, he hugged his chest in anger.

The legs were still slightly curled up.

Some fans didn't see it, so Chi Yunyi turned the camera towards him and showed it to the fans.

[Hahahaha, this back view is so pitiful~~~~]

[I am dying of laughter. This is actually my brother-in-law.]

[What a big, depressed bear]

【What are you depressed about? 】

【What's wrong with my brother-in-law? 】

This feeling was like chatting with her sisters about her husband. Chi Yunyi covered her mouth and smiled evilly.

【Boss Yi, go and comfort him】

[Cheer it up, maybe you won’t be depressed anymore hahahaha]

"I tried to coax him, and he still ignored me."

Xiang Yu suddenly turned around, his face covered with teeth marks, and said, "You didn't try hard at all."

He interrupted, and Chi Yunyi couldn't hold back, "Aren't you ignoring me?"

She took her phone to the bed to live stream, then leaned on Xiang Yu's shoulder and kissed his face, "Are you not angry anymore?"

She straightened up, leaned against the headboard and asked her fans: "Do you want to know why he was angry just now?"

"Chi Yunyi." Xiang Yu sent a warning.

"Look, look, he doesn't let me say it, but how can I not say it? My fans want to know, so I must..." Chi Yunyi had her mouth covered by Xiang Yu's hand.

In the end, it could only make a humming sound.

The page shows "The host has temporarily left"

"Fan babies? Then you have a lot of babies."

Chi Yunyi looked at Xiang Yu's face which was full of teeth marks and showed extreme dissatisfaction, and she couldn't help laughing, and her smile was very disrespectful.

"Does your face hurt?"

"What do you think?"

Chi Yunyi found a mirror for Xiang Yu to see what he looked like now. When he actually saw his face, which Chi Yunyi had shattered into a puzzle, he couldn't hold it back. With evil intentions, he grabbed Chi Yunyi's pajamas and pulled her towards him, his bloody mouth wide open.

…

When she appeared on the live broadcast page again, there were two big tooth marks on her face.

"I'm back." It was obvious that the live broadcast location had changed.

【What happened to Mr. Yi's face? 】

What's with the teeth marks on my face?

[It was definitely my brother-in-law who bit me]

[Freshly baked tooth marks, it's hard to guess who made them]

"What happened to your face? Haha, a dog bit you."

Xiang Yu's voice appeared: "What a coincidence, I was bitten by a dog just now."

Chi Yunyi: "Who is the dog?"

Xiang Yu: "I want to know too."

The fans below were anxious and busy.

【I am a dog, I am a dog, I am a single dog】

[Alright, alright, stop arguing, I'm the dog]

My brother-in-law is a dog, Mr. Yi is also a dog, dogs bite dogs, each calling the other a dog. Help, you two are too sweet.

[If you keep showing off your affection, I'll make you into a jerk! ]

[Hahahaha the person above is ruining the atmosphere, get out]

"It's late, come and sleep." Xiang Yu had already warmed the bed and took the initiative to give up the warm side and sleep on the other side.

[No, this is the end? I haven't seen enough.]

[Play for a while longer, don’t sleep, don’t sleep, stay up tonight]

[What’s going on recently? It’s been so long since you’ve been broadcasting. I don’t know when I’ll be able to see you live again.]

Chi Yunyi glanced at the time. It was already past midnight. Outside, bursts of firecrackers rang out continuously, and fireworks occasionally appeared in the vast sky. "How can I sleep like this? It's so noisy outside."

She went to bed and said goodbye to her fans. "That's all for today. Finally, I wish you all a happy new year. May all your wishes come true, great fortune, and prosperity."

"Some relatives will come here to pay New Year's greetings tomorrow morning, and they might disturb you," said Xiang Yu.

"pay a New Year call?"

"Yes, it's a Lincheng custom. On the first day of the Lunar New Year, we go to the homes of our elders and kowtow to them."

"What about you? Are you going to kowtow to the elders too? Should I kowtow too?"

"No, I'm of a higher generation, so I don't kowtow. You don't have to kowtow either. Someone will come and kowtow for you tomorrow."

"????" Chi Yunyi was completely confused. "I'm an elder? What kind of elder can I be?" She had no sense of her age and still felt like a child. But after arriving in Lincheng, she became an elder.

"What did they call me?"

"Some call you aunt, some call you grandma."

Chi Yunyi took a breath and said, "How come you are so successful?"

Xiang Yu tilted his head and smiled.

"Lincheng is quite traditional. People always pay New Year's greetings on the first day of the Lunar New Year."

"So what do I need to do?"

There was still a trace of smile on Xiang Yu's lips. He covered himself with the quilt, lay down and chatted face to face with Chi Yunyi, "You don't have to do anything, just sit next to me, and you can do whatever you want."

These words caused ripples in Chi Yunyi's heart.

Xiang Yu's eyes were as clear as flowing water, as if there were a shimmering, gurgling light. Such a pure look in him once again stirred up the evil thoughts that had long been submerged in Chi Yunyi's heart.

She stood up and straddled him, hugged Xiang Yu and started kissing him.

The man turned his head away. "No, I have to get up early tomorrow." If something really happened tonight, he could get up in the morning, but Chi Yunyi definitely couldn't. Xiang Yu wanted all the Xiang family members to come and meet his wife.

"How early do you have to get up?"

"You'll find out tomorrow."

After turning off the lights, a dim bedside lamp painted the entire bedroom a dark yellow.

Very suitable for doing some embarrassing things.

Chi Yunyi nestled in Xiang Yu's arms, her hands beginning to move uncontrollably. After a few breaths, accompanied by heavy breathing, her nimble little hands were forcefully restrained, bound to her chest.

"Be quiet and go to sleep."

She also wanted to sleep, but the sound of fireworks outside was too loud and she couldn't sleep.

He poked Xiang Yu's chest and said shockingly, "Are you not capable of this?"

"Are you sure you want to discuss this with me now?"

"So, can you do it or not?"

"I'll show you tomorrow night."