Chapter 13: Eating melon progress 13%

◎ No more pretending, let’s get real! ◎

Day three of Deserted Island Variety Show.

One person withdrew, leaving nine people.

After Cheng Anyi left, Tong Wei seemed like a different person.

She cut down the tall, straight tree just as she pleased.

The little rabbit is so light and lively, she can cum whenever she says so.

Su Lan watched and ate melons.

[So Tong Wei's previous weakness in front of Cheng Anyi was all an act?]

[She is weak, she is pretending, hahaha.]

[Tong Wei has become a top internet celebrity, she really has some skills.]

[She kept a small notebook to record the preferences of the top guys on the list.]

For example, Cheng Anyi is very concerned about her reputation. When Cheng Anyi gave her a tip during her live broadcast, she would mobilize her fans to make a fuss.

After participating in "Survival on Desert Island", Tong Wei also wanted to save Cheng Anyi's face, but Cheng Anyi was too weak, and she was tired of acting, hahahaha...

Seeing Cheng Anyi's three arrows failing to hit the rabbit, Tong Wei suppressed her laughter...

Seeing Cheng An also stealing fish, Tong Wei continued to endure.

[Seeing someone vomiting after picking up poisonous mushrooms, Tong Wei couldn't help but roll her eyes...]

[In terms of strength, she is much stronger than Cheng An.]

Su Lan stared at Tong Wei's eyes and ate melons. She always felt that Tong Wei looked at her with an inexplicable hostility...

[Could it be... that he was slapped this morning and hasn't recovered yet?]

[She was beaten, what does it have to do with me? ]

[I'm just a casual spectator passing by...]

Tong Wei heard the inner voice and was so angry that she trembled.

Su Lan ignored him and continued to chase the melon...

[Hey, Tong Wei came to this show not because of Cheng Anyi, but because of Gu Yanzhi! ]

What's going on?

[Oh, Tong Wei is Gu Yanzhi's fangirl.]

She danced around the livestream, calling him "Big Brother" all the time. Her voice was so sweet that the brothers grew more and more enchanted by her words, sending her money one after another. She then turned around and dedicated all of it to Gu Yanzhi.

[My Kang Kang, Tong Wei is really willing to spend money on Gu Yanzhi.]

At Gu Yanzhi's new drama concert, she raffled off 100 front-seat VIP tickets for fans, each priced at 1,888 yuan, for a total of 188,000 yuan.

She projected a video for Gu Yanzhi on a giant screen in Times Square, with 1,111 screens per minute. She did this for five hours straight, for a week, at a cost of 2.33 million yuan.

To promote Gu Yanzhi's new drama, she generously bought homepage advertising for the Coconut platform, paying 600,000 yuan a day. She bought it for a week, spending a whopping 3.6 million yuan.

【So grand!!!】

If her top followers knew that their donations to her went to male celebrities, would they be so angry that their noses would bleed?

Tong Wei asked Cheng An to take her to the show "Desert Island Variety Show" because she wanted to get closer to Gu Yanzhi.

[He loves her, she loves him, and he doesn't even know her... Hahahaha... Too funny...]

[Cheng An is definitely a tool...]

Xia Youran passed by and saw Su Lan grinning.

What did you miss?

She wants to listen too!

But...how can I hear it?

When Su Lan saw Xia Youran coming, her eyes lit up, "You look beautiful today too!"

[Xia Youran is really good at image management. She even looks so neat and presentable even for the Wilderness variety show.]

Xia Youran smiled, "You look beautiful no matter what you wear, hehe."

Xia Youran discovered with delight.

She could hear Su Lan's thoughts!

Xia Youran joined the melon-eating camp as she wished.

Su Lan continued to eat melon.

[Tong Wei dislikes me because she is jealous of Gu Yanzhi.]

[Help! I've only heard of the name Gu Yanzhi while eating melons. How do I know any Gu Yanzhi?]

Xia Youran added, "Gu Yanzhi has been the most popular male star in China for the past three years."

Su Lan glanced sideways: [Huh, how does she know what I'm thinking? Could it be...]

Xia Youran was just worrying about how to explain the matter of listening to one's heart's voice to Su Lan when she heard Su Lan's next sentence.

[Could it be...Xia Youran also likes Gu Yanzhi? ]

"Puff——" Xia Youran couldn't help it.

What kind of brain circuit is this?

She's not, she doesn't.

Ahem, she couldn't say it...

Xia Youran had no choice but to change the subject, "Look at what Tong Wei is doing?"

Su Lan glanced back at Tong Wei, and the melon continued...

[Uh...so that's how it is.]

[Xia Youran was jealous because of the coat I wore on my first day on the deserted island.]

The clothes belong to Gu Yanzhi, and his initials "GYZ" are embroidered on the back.

[Speaking of which... why are Gu Yanzhi's clothes on me? ]

Su Lan's thoughts went back, and after thinking for a long time, she finally remembered.

The agent said a stranger called and left clothes for her.

【Gu Yanzhi is quite a nice guy.】

Su Lan came back to his senses and continued looking at Tong Wei.

[Oh wow, Tong Wei isn't just a fan of Gu Yanzhi, she actually wants to get to the top!]

[How could ordinary fans dare to touch their idols? But Tong Wei is not an ordinary person...]

She already has 177 boyfriends, and she's actually trying to recruit Gu Yanzhi as the 178th!

[Male celebrities must protect themselves when they are outside, but she actually...]

Su Lan was halfway through eating the melon when she suddenly stopped, turned around and ran away.

Xia Youran looked at Su Lan running away, confused:?

Wait, keep eating the melon, don't run away...

Su Lan couldn't do anything about it and ran away very fast.

Help! The countdown has begun.

She doesn't want to run away...

But if she doesn't run, she'll turn into a sloth...

No, I clearly got enough sleep yesterday, how come I became a sloth so quickly?

She quickly called the system.

The system appeared in response, "Here we go."

After saying that, the system read Su Lan's recent situation.

"Well, as mentioned before, all your activities will consume your stamina."

"I checked and found that you ate too much melon this morning and used up all your energy."

Su Lan: “…”

Can eating melons also reduce physical strength?

Can people still enjoy the melons?

The system comforted him, "Don't be so sad. You'll be full of energy after a good sleep. At worst, you can just sleep more during the day and eat melons when you wake up. How nice..."

Su Lan’s heart: Thank you.

Before she even reached the pit house, she turned into a sloth.

The speed slowed down instantly.

It felt like she had walked a century to reach the pit house...

After climbing to the pit house, Su Lan felt exhausted.

Can't move a step.

She turned her oval head and fell asleep.

When I opened my eyes, it was evening.

The sky was filled with bright red cumulus clouds, like marshmallows dyed with strawberry jam, making one want to take a bite.

The clouds moved very quickly, as if they were being pushed by the wind.

Wait, where's my roof?

Su Lan was speechless, lying flat on her back looking up at the sky...

Looking at the weather, it's going to rain.

Helplessly, she got up and went back to work.

Her leaf roof lay not far away, and when the wind blew, it could float a few steps further away...

Su Lan sighed and decided to build a sturdy roof.

She returned to the camp and borrowed an axe from Xiao Cheng.

In return, she also exchanged some fishing experiences with Xiao Cheng.

She first observed the terrain, found a big tree, and raised her axe.

The audience in the live broadcast room stared at the huge axe in her hand.

[She is so weak, why didn't she choose a thinner tree trunk? How can she chop down such a thick tree?]

[Does the Internet have no memory? Has it forgotten how Su Lan fished and hunted birds?]

[That's different. Fishing and bird hunting can be done with skill, but felling a tree requires strength.]

Even if it was cut down, she wouldn't be able to move it.

Su Lan rubbed against the ground.

The audience was silent, they couldn't understand it at all...

Before the audience could react, Su Lan climbed up the tree in no time, holding an axe.

Carrying a huge axe on his back, he went up and started pruning the trees.

Finally, she picked out a few branches and cut them off.

The branch fell to the ground and rolled down along the slope that Su Lan had prepared in advance, sliding directly to the top of her pit house.

Finish.

The audience was dumbfounded: [……]

[Is this okay?]

[This is too labor-saving...]

The audience saw Su Lan as calm and composed, but they had no idea that she was so anxious that she was about to explode.

[With one strike, half a heart of stamina was lost! ]

[Two swords, a heart is gone! ! ]

[This is too exaggerated!]

Su Lan chopped four times, leaving only a heart.

【Don't dare to move.】

[I don't dare to move at all...]

[Two more hits and I’ll turn into a sloth…]

It was already dark, and the air was a little cooler. In the dark night, there was no one around, leaving only silence.

Su Lan sat on the tree, resting in a daze.

After a while, she heard footsteps.

As I looked up, I saw a dark shadow getting closer and closer, and its face gradually became clear...

Cheng An also.

Didn’t he withdraw from the competition? Why is he back?

Cheng An's face was also shrouded in dark clouds.

Although the clothes were clean, the edges of the shoes were stained with black liquid. I don't know what it is...

Cheng An also had a gloomy look on his face, looking malicious.

[Is he coming clean? Is he going to stop pretending?]

Cheng Anyi walked closer and closer. Su Lan lay motionless on the tree and ate the freshest melon.

Cheng Anyi was lying in his hospital bed when he saw the trending search. He realized that he had been raising someone else's son for so many years and was so angry that he almost vomited blood!

Later, Jin Wanning also went to the hospital, not to visit a patient, but to get the divorce agreement.

Cheng Anyi didn't want a divorce at all, so he knelt down before Jin Wanning and cried while hugging her trouser legs.

[But Jin Wanning was determined this time, and no matter how much he cried, it was useless.]

Cheng Anyi became anxious and took out a fruit knife, saying he was going to stab himself to death.

Jin Wanning didn't try to stop him, saying, "Go ahead and stab me if you dare."

Cheng An was also afraid of death. He waved the knife in the air for a long time, not daring to make even a small cut.

[This scene... why is it so funny? Hahahaha...]

Cheng Anyi cried, made a scene, and then hurt himself, but it was completely useless. Instead, it attracted a crowd of onlookers from the hospital.

Jin Wanning didn't bother with him at all and simply called the security guards to take him down.

The doctor thought he was having another seizure and gave him a shot of Valium (a sedative).

Cheng Anyi's eyes rolled back and he lost consciousness.

[How could he have known that while he was asleep, a major event happened on Weibo.]

Someone started a discussion, directly listing all of Cheng Anyi's misdeeds.

[I'm dying of laughter. There are so many bad deeds that I can't even fit them all in the nine-square grid...]

[Some viewers took screenshots and used a magnifying glass to look at Jin Wanning's PowerPoint presentation, actually piecing together several pages.]

Su Lan: Let me take a look...

The author has something to say:

Happy eating, bowing for the 13th time~

Thank you to the little angels who voted for me or provided me with nutrient solution between 2023-10-26 15:26:44 and 2023-10-27 17:30:46~

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: 1 bottle of Eight Treasure Porridge;

Thank you very much for your support. I will continue to work hard!