Su Lan was a sloth, living a peaceful life on a deserted island. One day, someone discovered Su Lan hanging on a branch, and people began to rush there to check her out. The Film Emperor: "This...
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◎Surprise! Can you become a trending topic even when you are sleeping?◎
There are bear paw prints on the black box.
Apparently, the bear had been there.
Cheng Anyi acted like a captain and cleared his throat, "This is already bear territory. We need to find a new place to set up camp."
"So, to avoid encountering bears, everyone follow me. We'll first observe the terrain and see where it's suitable."
"The place where we set up camp can't be too far from a water source. It's best to have flat, dry ground near the woods, which is both windproof and convenient for obtaining materials."
Cheng An also participated in wilderness survival training and came prepared.
Is Cheng Anyi really a hidden boss?
[Clear thinking, full of security!]
[It’s great to have a captain like this.]
Cheng Anyi gave the order and everyone followed.
Except Su Lan.
Instead of leaving, she yawned and walked under the tree.
"Su Lan, what do you think of my proposal?"
The team members disobeyed and offended his reputation, which made Cheng An unhappy.
But when he thought of Su Lan's ability to make people explode, his tone was still very respectful, and he didn't dare to offend this little ancestor.
Su Lan took a look.
[Isn't it just cheating on you, finding a field school coach as your lover? ]
[It turns out that the little lover was too powerful, he liked to play wild, and he was very good at whipping.]
He couldn't handle it, so after learning the basics for a few days, he quickly ran away.
[Then his lover chased him downstairs, and he was so scared that he quickly posted her photo to the security guard, fearing that she would go in and find him again...]
Cheng Anyi heard the inner voice and fled in panic, not daring to say anything else.
The live broadcast room was unaware of the situation and everyone started to brush the screen.
[Su Lan is so arrogant, can't he hear what the captain is saying?]
[You're not being lazy and waiting to eat something ready-made, are you?]
[When it gets dark, she shamelessly goes over to get some. How can others not give her food? After all, it's all live broadcast. Even if she doesn't have shame, others still want it.]
[This is too much! Isn't this clearly hindering the team?]
[Su Lan is a burden, who doesn't know that?]
During the verbal battle, Su Lan had already hugged a thick camphor tree and climbed up.
The barrage was filled with question marks.
[She is a monkey, right? How can she climb a tree like that?]
[This tree looks at least five meters tall... It's too strong, and without any protective measures, I'm afraid of heights just looking at it.]
[Stunning! I saw on the variety show next door that it was hard to get a coconut from a tree, how did she do it with her bare hands?]
"Ah! I know what she's going to do now. The higher you climb, the farther you can see. Isn't that what they say about surveying the terrain? Wouldn't climbing to the top of the tree give her a clear view?"
[Wow, Su Lan does have some brains. Isn't climbing up and seeing farther much better than walking? It's quicker and less strenuous.]
At this moment, Su Lan climbed to the top of the tree and hugged the trunk like a soft ball.
Fall down and sleep.
Everyone present: “…”
Barrage: “…”
Sure enough, you can't think too much.
She really went to sleep.
Helpless, Cheng An also said, "Let's go, while it's dark, do more things."
Taking advantage of the fact that Su Lan had climbed so high that she probably couldn't hear what he said, Cheng Anyi dared to secretly play tricks on her.
While others were doing more work, Su Lan was the only one who was lazy and sleeping. He felt a little unbalanced.
The live broadcast room was filled with barrages of comments.
[Others work while she sleeps, absolutely amazing.]
[Speaking of which, there are bears here, and she's already asleep? How careless!]
[I'm not good at anything, and I'm the number one laziness.]
Su Lan was really sleepy and went to sleep.
It was her first day as a human, and she still hadn’t adjusted to her sloth jet lag.
Su Lan hugged the tree trunk, closed her eyes, and fell asleep soon.
The live broadcast on the mobile phone was still on, facing Su Lan's face.
The camera was very close, almost right in the face.
Her white face was as smooth as white porcelain, and there were a few strands of dry grass in her hair.
When the wind blows the bangs, the grass flies along with the bangs.
[Why is it that she looks pretty even when she's silent?]
[As expected of an actor, even with such a close-up shot of her face, you can't even see her pores.]
[This makeup is so good, you can't even see it.]
[Is it possible that she didn't wear makeup?]
[…That beauty is too amazing.]
This show has a first season to warm up, so it’s already quite popular.
No one ever goes to the island to sleep at the beginning.
In an instant, #Su Lan is sleeping# became a hot topic.
There are more and more people in the live broadcast room, and the barrage of comments keeps scrolling.
[The team walked two kilometers without finding a suitable place to set up camp. She was sleeping...]
[Cheng Anyi and his team got lost, walking around in circles... Su Lan was still sleeping...]
[Cheng Anyi fell into the water. Doesn’t he know how to swim? Why is Su Lan still sleeping?]
[Seeing her sleeping so soundly, I want to sleep too...]
About three hours later, Su Lan woke up.
There were a lot of people in the live broadcast room, and she greeted them politely.
Barrage prompt: [You missed a lot of good shows! ! ]
Su Lan:?
She blinked her eyes. What's going on?
Forget it, I’ll be able to eat melons when I see people.
Don't panic.
Su Lan slowly looked into the distance.
The sky was orange and gold, and the egg yolk-like sun was moving closer to the horizon inch by inch.
Golden ripples floated on the water, and when the wind blew, the ripples floated on the water.
Su Lan held his chin and admired the scenery for a while. When he felt hungry, he climbed down from the tree.
She has a small appetite and low energy consumption, so she usually just eats some leaves.
I had spicy beef strips today, and since I had started eating meat, I wanted to eat some meat.
Su Lan walked along the water's edge, picking berries whenever she came across them and stuffing them into her empty backpack.
It's rare to come out to look for food, so naturally we have to return with a full load.
She ate and stockpiled berries.
Grab a handful of the small pomegranate-colored fruits and they roll into your palms, like red pearls.
Before long, the small bag was full.
This Alpha Island was larger than she had imagined, and there were traces of fire nearby.
After walking for a long time, I didn't see any edible meat.
She tilted her head back slightly and focused her attention on the air.
After observing for a while, Su Lan picked up a stone.
"Ah, I got it."
[Is she trying to shoot birds?]
[She has neither a bow nor a sling, so there's no way she could possibly hit it with her bare hands.]
"Click", the phone that was broadcasting live fell down.
[What happened? She shot herself flying while shooting a bird?]
[Pick up your phone! We want to see this amazing scene too!]
Where's Su Lan? Is he still alive? Is he still breathing? Is he crying from being pecked by birds?
Next, hearty laughter was heard in the live broadcast room.
“Hahahaha, I hit it!!”
"I got it right the first time!! I'm really awesome."
After saying that, Su Lan's face appeared in the live broadcast room.
Then, a large, fat brown and white bird swayed in front of the camera, struggling desperately with its claws.
The audience in the live broadcast room: “…”
[Is this reasonable? It's not reasonable at all!]
[So many people went out with bows and arrows, but they didn't hit a single bird, and she could hit one with just a stone?]
[The director must have thrown the bird... that's why there was no footage of it just now...]
[It must be cheating, cheating!!]
Su Lan didn't look at the barrage, but lowered her head and talked to the birds for a long time.
Although he has turned into a human form, he still has the ability to chat with animals and plants.
After all, sloths are animals too, and they have grass growing on their bodies...
After a while, Su Lan climbed up the tree again and put the grouse back into the nest.
The audience was confused.
What is she doing?
[The bird was released again?]
Su Lan finally looked at the comments this time and said calmly, "The grouse's babies were eaten by an eagle. She finally got pregnant again. How pitiful."
[How could she know who ate this bird's baby?]
[Made up! I definitely made it up on the spot. I can make it up if I have a mouth.]
[But, isn't a grouse a chicken?]
[A grouse is a bird...]
Su Lan was still hanging on the tree. She was quiet for a while and then live-broadcasted the grouse laying eggs to everyone.
Three small pine eggs with mottled spots on the shells, round tails and pointed heads.
Very cute.
[Oh my god, it actually laid an egg, how amazing is that?]
[Wow, so cute! A pregnant grouse mother. Her eggs are so cute!]
[She was so hungry, yet she gave the food back. I definitely wouldn't do that.]
[Is she planning to wait until the grouse finishes laying eggs so she can have a hen and scrambled eggs meal?]
[No way, so cruel...]
Su Lan did not live up to the audience's expectations.
After she finished broadcasting the grouse laying eggs, she climbed down the tree and walked back to the water's edge.
After eating grass for several years, she wants to try fresh meat.
Today, she must catch a fish.
Su Lan listened quietly, and the sound of small fish talking to each other was heard on the seabed.
There was a lot of chatter, like a bustling market, but I couldn't make out what was being said.
She found the noisiest place and went there.
Where it’s the noisiest, there are the most fish.
The river bank in front of me was sunken, and many fish swam back and forth there and left.
Su Lan picked up a branch on the road and stood on the shore.
She set up her phone, rolled up her trouser legs and walked towards the water.
Then she stood by the water, like a statue motionless by the wind.
[Is she going fishing? Their group hasn't caught a single fish.]
What kind of fish are you fishing for? Didn’t you see she didn’t even make bait? What are you fishing with? Air?
While the barrage was still guessing, Su Lan's hand suddenly swung down, not very fast.
But when he lifted it up, he saw a large yellow croaker as long as his arm at the bottom of the branch.
She said to the yellow croaker: "Oh, poor thing, there are so many fish, but you are the only one who is unlucky. I'm sorry."
The yellow croaker has plump eyeballs, clear corneas, and golden scales. It feels slightly sticky and very fresh.
How is this possible?
[How come she catches fish with just one poke, while the guy in the live stream next door has been fishing for three hours and still hasn't caught a single one.]
This yellow croaker is a warm-water, near-shore fish. It stays underwater during the day and surfaces at dusk. It was dusk, so she just caught it. It was just luck.
As these barrages of comments passed by, Su Lan waved a branch and poked another small yellow croaker.
[A brace!!]
[This luck is a bit too good.]
[Please lend me some luck, sister.]
Before long, a row of seven yellow croakers appeared on the stone.
"Steam this one, fry this one, grill this one, and make the rest into dried fish." Su Lan read out the recipe and swallowed quietly.
Barrage: [……]
[This is such good luck...]
[Seven of them! This isn't luck, this is strength!]
[So strong! He's like the King of the Sea...]
Su Lan was processing fish by the water, and blood was flowing down the surface of the stone.
If you see a crow flying across the sky, spin the alarm.
It's coming!
The author has something to say:
"Sloths are the only wild animals with plants growing on their bodies." - "Fa Cai Agriculture Network"
Happy eating, four bows~